I don’t care WHO happens to be involved – you just can’t do this!!!!
What the hell happened in Hollywood?! Where have all the screenwriters gone!? What’s with ruining our childhood memories?!
Some things should always be off limits. And “Overboard” is one of them!
The masterpiece that made us fall forever in love with Goldie and Kurt is currently going under the knife and will, undoubtedly, come out like most Hollywood starlets talked into a make-over – Slaughtered and unattractive to anyone.
Even if Will Smith is producing and even if J.Lo is going to star in it – it’s going to suck. You want to know why?! Well, because it’s ALREADY BEEN DONE – and done SO WELL that it should never be touched again! It’s like polishing antiques – you just take away what makes it valuable.
And J.Lo?! Really??? Yeah – that makes sense. I mean, she has made like 4 people laugh in entire comedic career. *Sigh* It’s blasphemy.. and I’m ill about it.
I will not see this – and I will not let me friends see this.. and I WILL PROTEST! Who’s coming with me?!?!
And I thought that 2010 was going to be a better year!
So far we’ve had another tragic celebrity death and now this – the engagement of my nightmares!
So we all know that Russell and Katy have been vacationing in India, Katy has been posting pics of the adventure all week. By the way, I find it interesting when celebs take far away vacations to escape the “grind” but still have to post pictures on Twitter to stay in the news! Anyway – according to “sources close to the couple”, Russell officially popped the question to a fame hungry Katy and, of course, she said yes. So those reports of Russell ring shopping earlier this month turned out to be correct.
I love Russell and everything – but I have to admit, his relationship with Katy has made me lose interest and I am off to find a new shame-crush. *sniff* (At least my husband will be happy!)
I was really hoping that the end of 2009 would mean the end of celebrity deaths – for a while at least. But it doesn’t seem to be the case.
Johnson&Johnson heiress and fiance of Tila Tequila, Casey Johnson was found dead in LA this morning. The cause of death is so far unknown – but the police have stated they do not expect foul play.
Of course – Tila’s Twitter page is on fire!! This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I’m heart is shredded
I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking time
R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJu will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey
Does everything have to be so public? Am I the only one that wishes celebrities were still unattainable and mysterious?! It ruins it all for me when they prove over and over that they belong on Jerry Springer more than most of the hillbillies that actually made it on the show!!
RIP Casey – I hope you’re finally sailing in calmer waters!
I know, I know – it’s been a LONG break since my last posts – don’t hate me too much! It was a VERY busy holiday season and I took some MUCH needed time to regroup and reset. I hope that all of you had a safe and fantastic NYE! What a year 2009 was – how did we make it through?!
This year I have decided not to look back and instead look forward to all the possibilities! So I am posting my favorite celebrity New Years resolutions!!
Enjoy – and may all of YOUR wishes come true this year!
Ashlee Simpson
“All my focus is on my son. Every day being a better mom and learning with him. It’s an incredible experience.”
Hailey Glassman
“To finally stand up for myself, not let myself be controlled and manipulated by Jon. I wish for him out of my life.”
Bill Murray
“To try to remember to look down on myself and realize how good I’ve got it.”
Justin Timberlake
“I’m going to underpromise myself for 2010 so if it goes well I’ll be like, ‘Oh my God! Such a surprise!’”
Seriously – those misshapen nipples are freaking me out!
Anyway – It looks like the Tiger bashing hasn’t quite fizzled out just yet. In a new article in Vanity Fair, we get a very uncensored view of the golf pro/man whore.
According to Buzz Bissinger, Tiger has always been a tool – he was just really good at hiding it for a while. A few clips from the article?! You’re going to love these -
“What I can’t figure out is why so many good-looking women hang around baseball and basketball. Is it because, you know, people always say that, like, black guys have big dicks?”
Love it right?! This one is even better! Bissinger tells Vanity Fair readers that Tiger had quite a way with the ladies, entertaining them with gems like -
He rubbed the tips of his shoes together and then asked the women, “What’s this?” Woods then replied. “It’s a black guy taking off his condom.”
I am so ready for this year to be over. I HATE reporting deaths, and this year has been full of them. Such a shame!
The latest tragedy to add to the list of gone-to-soon is Brittany Murphy. We fell in love with the brown-eyed beauty in the 90’s when she starred in Clueless with Alicia Silverstone and she continued to hold our hearts with her quirky smile and classic laughter.
The actress was only 32 years old, and we don’t have a whole lot of information yet. It sounds like she was rushed to the hospital after a collapse at her home.
Many celebrity bloggers are speculating drug abuse or anorexia may be to blame. We will have to wait until the toxicology report is released later this week.
No matter what happened or why she died, this is super tragic! Such a sweetheart – so loved by those who worked with her. Here is what a few of her Hollywood pals have had to say so far -
Ashton Kutcher: “2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany’s family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon”, later adding, “see you on the other side kid.”
Soleil Moon Frye tweeted, “RIP sweet Brittany. I will never forget the beautiful school girl you were and woman you became.
Hilary Duff said, “I’m still in shock, I’m just grateful for life and still having it…RIP Brittany Murphy.”
“I am so sad about Brittany Murphy. Too young. She always seemed like she wanted to please everyone,” notesJuliette Lewis.
“Britney they say died of cardiac arrest from anorexia. Jesus christ how long before we realize we r too hard on women in this biz,” asksJamie Kennedy.
I’m sure that we will hear more as the week progresses and more information is released.
A “source” claims that the ink is on the paper and the deal is done. The fashion house’s alleged plan is to re-create the feel of the old Marky Mark ads from the 90’s – so that means the six pack over tight white boxer briefs shot in black and white. Don’t faint ladies!!
Of course, when Calvin Klein was contacted for comment they refused to confirm. But who cares – I mean, start the petitions girls!
And I’m not one bit surprised! Like I told you at the beginning of the season, Russell won the viewers hearts with his passion, his positive attitude, and his powerful presence.
For me, this wasn’t the best season – it didn’t have enough “Oh my GOD!” moments and I only cried a couple of times (hush!). But Russell won my heart from the moment her first hit the stage to audition. That smile alone could have gotten him into the top 20!
And last night he took home first place! The evening took a turn south when Russell hurt himself at the end of a routine. He was forced to sit out for the rest of the evening, leaving the network scrambling for video of past performances.
All in all it was a great finale – and I think the right man won!!
This is classic celebri-tot preciousness. Backstage at one of Miley’s concerts Noah Cyrus throws down some seriously questionable moves to entertain some of the crew.
And really, who wouldn’t be proud of their sweet baby girl slappin her ass in front of a hallway full of on-lookers cheering her on?! This is what Hollywood parents dream of!
This isn’t the first questionable video released by Cyrus Family Productions (I made that up), but I think it might even be worse than the pole dancing party clip we got earlier this year.
Never fear -- it won’t be long till we get to hear our daughter begging for her CD’s.
You don’t think Miley is taking a break from music by coincidence do you?!?! Oh no -- she is simply stepping aside for the next generation of tween trash.
This chick is out of control… First she sinks her talons into Russell and now she’s going after our dear friend Bitty’s one and only.. Robert Pattinson!!!
The word is that the two celebrated a friends birthday by singing kareoke. The pair is claiming is wasn’t a date. But they came together and left together (with Rob taking a spot in the back seat while Katy sat up front) and witnesses say they spent most of the night leaning into each other and getting pretty cozy. And, get this – it wasn’t the first time they’ve been there together!! A staff member at the bar (Dimples Supper Club in Burbank, CA) says she brings him there OFTEN, saying that when she shows up – he seems to follow! EWWWW
Is no one safe?! And how could Rob be tricked into getting close enough to this trashy piece to let her gain more fame from him?!?!
She is a fame sucker – a sycophant of the highest rank.. truly willing to lick anything that will catch her some attention.
