Pam Tells Her Tots About Sex Tapes

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I don’t know why, but I thought this picture was beyond appropriate for this story.

Pam Anderson’s sons are 11 and 12-years-old now, so of course she figured this was a good time to break the sex tape news to them. Because, ya know – better to hear your mom is a cheap video whore from her than anywhere else! And since the tape is mentioned in Borat she was pretty sure they would hear about it.

“I knew kids were going to watch the film and there was a reference to the tape in the movie and they’re that age and, you know, people are going to start saying things,” Anderson said. “I just said, ‘Look, Mommy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and you’re probably going hear about something at school.’”

First of all - I doubt having sex with their father is the worst thing Pam is going to have to explain to her kids.  But is it really wise to let your kids think that’s what married couples do?! These boys will never be able to sit through a wedding without a serious case of immature giggles.

But my bigger issue is the fact that she was pretty sure the boys would find out after watching Borat. Why would she care about her kids finding out about a sex tape if she doesn’t care about her 11 and 12-year-old watching movies like Borat?!?!

She really is Mother Of The Year!

This just proves that Child Protective Services fails on a fairly regular basis.

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One Response to “Pam Tells Her Tots About Sex Tapes”

  1. Mommish says:

    Ewwwww! Hack Hack nasty…

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