She kills me!
Can we cut to Sharon Osborne circa 1980-1999?!?!?

Ohhhhh that’s right, she looks a bit like a hairy asshole herself.
Give me a break Sharon, we can’t all make millions off our husbands and afford to spend $100,000 on an entirely new body!
Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Sharon, but I hate it when people forget where they come from. I have a funny feeling that Susan Boyle will take some of the MILLIONS she’s making off of her NUMBER ONE selling album and spruce her up image a bit. Or her agent will hire a stylist and stage a make-over intervention.
I agree that Susan Boyle isn’t exactly beauty pageant material. But aren’t we supposed to embrace the originals in life and NOT the imitators?!
In case you aren’t sure what Susan Boyle looks like -

Tig
Tags: Bitchface, Sharon Osborne, Susan Boyle
