Damn you Katy Perry! Right now, because of you and your fame whoring slutface ways, my dear friend Tig is over at her desk, softly weeping. Katy was caught “snogging” her new boyfriend and Tigs main celeb crush Russell Brand at LAX airport.
Here’s the deal kids. Katy Perry is that chick that wants constant male attention. She gains fame and notoriety by coming out with a song about how she likes kissing chicks, because we all know men love that trait in a gal! You know, when that bullshit song came out, every dude I know, metal-heads, jocks, stoners, hippies, blue collar types, all of them, including my husband LOVED that song. GEE, I wonder why!? It couldn’t have been for its amazing musical composition or badass beat could it have? OH NO. We know why. Katy is a slut.
So Russell Brand declares his want for Katy at the VMA’s just like every other male and what does she do? She jumps right on the train. Russell Brand is known for garnering attention, and hey what a great way to get more attention Katy!? She is fucking him only because he showed interest on national TV. She is a fame fucker. She is nauseating. Tig, I stress to you again, this is not built to last my love! Eventually he will tire of her and move on. When he does dump her for something much hotter, she will make out with another girl for more attention from men and find another guy to drool over her for a bit. A pitiful bitch. How sad to be so insecure!
-Bitty
