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Babies Fix Everything… Right?

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

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At least that’s what Fergie seems to think.

In a recent interview Fergie let it drop that her and stripper friendly hubby, Josh Duhamel, are trying to conceive. Because we all know that when your marriage is in trouble all you have to do is add a baby to the mix and everything gets better!

Umm, right.

But hey – maybe this couple will make it work. I have a feeling that Fergies insecurities will keep her firmly latched to Josh’s side no matter what. Even after text messages and eye witnesses confirmed his cheating, she stood by her man because – well, she already knows nobody else wants her! If your man cheats with a crab infested pole tramp, your stock drops. It’s simple sexual economics.

Poor thing – kinda.

Good luck Fergie – really.

Tig

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Odd-Ball Couple Award – Billy Corgan & Jessica Simpson

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

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Seriously! How odd is this?! What do you think they talk about?

I’m not even kidding – I would pay to watch them interact!

And – by the way, who hasn’t Jessica Simpson dated at this point?! I know – get to the story already – alright fine!

Apparently, after being spotted in New York together last week, the rumors have started to fly that Billy and Jessica are bumpin uglies. A “source” has claimed that Jessica is crazy about the former Smashing Pumpkins rocker, and he is telling friends they are a couple.

Yeah – weird right?! I’m sure they bumped into each other at some music has-beens get together, but how did they hook up?! Was she sifting through pork rinds near the bar when the scent of bbq’d meat drew him to her?!

I can’t wrap my brain around it.

Tig

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Miley Is Bitting The Hand That Feeds Her

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

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After years in the spotlight – and countless turns around the pole – Miley has had enough of the pop scene. Even though it’s been the tweens that finance her multi-million dollar bank roll, she is turning her back on them to pursue a more grown up image.

During an interview with Britain’s GMTV Miley let it spill that she is calling it quits on pop music. She’s decided to take a break (YAY) before coming out with something new and “edgy” (DAMN IT).

Here is her official statement -

“I kinda want this to be my last record for a little while and … take a break. In a few years, as I grow up, so will my fans – I’ll be able to have more of the sound of music that I’m into.”

I think it’s more likely that she is trying to avoid becoming obsolete by bowing out before the sales dry up.

Like I said – I’m looking forward to a break from her stripper pole stage shows and trashy “meet-the-queen” outfits (you have seen those pictures right?). But, unfortunately, it sounds like she has plans to return. Maybe we won’t hate her for being trashy when she is old enough to buy beer.

I doubt it..

Tig

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Weezer Singer Taken To Hospital After Bus Crash!

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

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I don’t know what’s going on out on the roads lately, but I have another celebrity car accident to tell you about!

First Tiger, then Tom and now Rivers Cuomo. The Weezer front man was on his way to a gig when the bus lost traction after finding unexpected icy roads. River and another passenger were taken to the hospital with non life threatening injuries.

His wife and daughter were luckily unharmed in the accident.

Here’s to a fast recovery! And hey – let’s all take it easy on the roads out there as it gets colder!!

Tig

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Marilyn Monroe’s Marijuana Moment

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

I love this -- vintage stoner via Marilyn Monroe!

Of course, it’s not exactly obvious that what she is smoking is weed, but she is rocking a seriously dopey pot-head smile. I’m buyin it -- so there.

Besides -- it would make a lot of sense. I mean, she kinda was the Anna Nicole of her day. Flightly and loopy most of the time, a little loose and giggly was her norm.

Not to mention the yo-yo’ing weight thing.

So yeah -- vintage stoner via Marilyn Monroe!

Tig

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Kristen Stewart Is Artsy! *It Must Be A Twilight Cast Kinda Day*

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

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That’s right – KStew wants you to know that Twilight doesn’t define her. And, to prove it, she is playing a stripper/prostitute in her new film.

In Welcome To The Rileys Kristen plays a sad and down trod stripper that stumbles into the lives of a sad and down trod couple trying to cope with the loss of their daughter. The grieving couple is played by James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo.

Why do I get the feeling this is going to be one of those “Guy-picks-up-a-stripper-and-pays-her-for-sex-only-to-find-out-she’s-a-person” kinda flicks? Toss in the grieving parents bit and it gets uber creepy. Like, is James Gandolfini gonna adopt Bella Swan after defiling her?!

I have to admit that my morbid curiosity has gotten the better of me and I WILL be seeing this one!

I’ll even endure the boobs! And you know that means a lot!

Tig

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Taylor Lautner To Play Superhero Max Steel

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

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Speaking of how busy Taylor Lautner is….

The rumor around Hollywood is Taylor has penned a deal to portray the cartoon superhero Max Steel.

I have to admit that I’m not exactly familiar with the character, so I don’t really have much of an opinion. I can say that Taylor is no stranger to the superhero role – You do remember Shark Boy and Lava Girl right?!

Let me remind you…….

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Too cute right?!

I will have to brush up on my Max Steel knowledge so we can talk about this more later…

And you’re right –  I just really wanted to post the Shark Boy picture!!

Tig

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Taylor and Taylor Pt. 2!

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

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These two are either dating – or they just REALLY like to eat together!

Tay-Tay was once again spotting dinning out in LA. It amazes me that they find time to get together at all. These are two of the hardest working teens in Hollywood. With Taylor Lautner making the rounds promoting New Moon and Taylor Swift rounding up every available music award – it would be an understatement to say they have busy schedules.

We just adore Taylor and Taylor individually – with Lautner and his humble nature and Swift with her sweet demeanor – it’s a match made in sweet, gooey, cavity-filled heaven!

I hope they are dating – I think they are too damn cute!

I’m still waiting for the official statement or public snuggle!!

Tig

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Meg Can Take A Hint – She’s Giving Up The Plumpers!

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

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After years of searching for the perfect pucker and coming up with a pathetic trout pout every time, Meg Ryan is saying good-bye to lip plumping!

And it’s only about 5 years too late! I mean, lets face it – the poor girl hasn’t just destroyed her lips. She can easily compete with the botox greats like Nicole Kidman, Teri Hatcher and Katie Price – but for some reason we can’t except her like we do them.

Of course, she should take that as a compliment – it’s because we hold her to a higher standard. We love her and expected her to rise above the Hollywood idea of perfection. We wanted her to stay sweet and soft and cute forever.

But now we know the truth – she is just like every other woman in the biz – susceptible to criticism and opinion.

And here I am talking my own line of shit – aren’t we awful?!

Meg – you’re perfect – don’t mess with perfection! I’m so glad your kissing the syringe good-bye!

Tig

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Tori And Candy Are Talking It Out

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

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I know this is an old picture – but it’s been a long time since these two have posed for the paps together.

However, we just might be seeing them together more often! The two have been talking, and it sounds like the mother and daughter are on better and better terms.

We all know that these two have had a hard time finding common ground for quite a while. Let’s face it, it would be pretty hard to survive the toxic levels of fabulous fumes these ladies must produce, so it’s not hard to understand why they have a hard time seeing eye-to-eye.

But really – how long can a mom stay away from her girl?! Especially when there are grand babies involved? The next generation always brings about forgiveness and reconciliation and Candy proved it when she told Life & Style -

“I did meet Stella – Stella and Liam [Tori’s 2-year-old son] came over to my house, and then shortly after they went on a road trip. But I’m anxiously waiting for them to come back again.”

That’s the magic of babies!

I certainly hope that this is true – I just love Tori and I know how much she wants her mommy to just be her mommy again.

Good luck ladies – remember to lead with your hearts!

Tig

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