Of course, I haven’t ever been one to feel that way – but we all know that some men out there do!

This could just be a cultural misunderstanding – We all know they do things a little different in Indiana. But I’m going to go ahead and shake my head at Donald Crawford anyway. It seems that he was SO compelled to take in some PBR and pole dancing that he decided to leave his 5-year-old son in the car while he did it.

How exactly do you think this went down? Did he leave the house planning on a trip to the titty bar? Or was he driving to the store to pick up a new Tonka truck for his boy when they passed a strip club and he was unable to resist the pull of steak and crabs?!

Anyway – after about 45 minutes of booze and boobs, Donald stepped outside and panicked when he couldn’t find his truck or his son. So, he did what any reasonable person would do – he called the police to report a stolen truck and missing child.

Behold the best 911 call transcripts EVER-

Dispatcher:  Were you in a business or something?

Crawford: No, I was at whatever this little strip club is.

Dispatcher: You left him in the truck to wait for you?

Crawford: He was sleeping.

Now for the best part – the truck wasn’t stolen, ol’ Donny was just too drunk to find it. The cops discovered his son in the unlocked truck watching cartoons with the keys in the ignition.

Like I said, maybe this is just a simple cultural misunderstanding. Maybe this is how they bond in that part of the country.

I’m still shaking my head!

Tig

This is my apology for the extra long weekend!!

You’re welcome!

During last night’s Chicago/Philly game, poor little (well, not-so-little really) Devin Hester was relieved of his pants by Philadelphia Eagle Dimitri Patterson.

I think it’s only fair, after years of putting up with those vapid cheerleaders, we girls finally get some booty!

Go Eagles!

Tig

TLC needs the help of Super Dad of the Century, Michael Lohan, to help nail Bestest Baby Daddy, Jon Gosselin’s chopped balls to the wall.

TLC is going after Jon for his questionable dealings while he was still under contract with them. Michael and Jon were in talks to possibly star in a show of their own called “Divorced Dads Club.” Here is what Michael had to say-

“I was working on a deal with him for a Nutrisystem endorsement and a book deal. He got paid a lot of money for different promotions, clubs, magazines, and by a TV network – At times he said what we were doing was OK; at times he said it was a problem.”

He also claims that Jon was pain in cash for multiple personal appearances that were not OK’ by TLC.

So not only is Jon a crappy dad – but he’s a shitty friend too! I wouldn’t trust this guy with a fake two-dollar bill!

Tig

Not that we didn’t already kinda know this, but now it’s officially confirmed.

During an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman decided to discuss their relationship. However, it quickly became apparent that the couple is anything but solid right now.

At one point they even began arguing openly when Hailey stated that she didn’t want to discuss their problems on national television (right, since their relationship has been so private this far) and Jon replied with “now it’s public.”

This is how the rest of the interview played out-

Jon starts – “This whole thing’s uncomfortable – I don’t like it. I mean, you’re telling me out there that you love me and you want to be with me, and then you…”

Hailey cuts in with – “I do love you, and you tell me you love me we would love each other and we want to be with each other, but it’s not healthy!”

To which Jon replies – “I’m not talking anymore,” (which is the exact same thing my 10 year old says when she is mad)

Things really went to shit when Hailey thought it would be a good idea to bring up the kids by asking if Jon wanted to “be a more honest person” for them –

Jon responded by taking off his mic and stomping off set.

I don’t blame the guy – I mean, it must really suck to be sold out by your partner in grime!

Tig

The Proctor County Police Dept. posted the chair on eBay hoping to raise money for the county. The bidding got up to over $43k before the ad was pulled. I guess Lazy-Boy didn’t like the chair being sold under it’s name and forced eBay to end the auction.

BUT- never fear! The Proctor County Police have promised to re-post the ad under a different name. So get your check book ready, you will soon be able to get in on the bidding!

I wonder how Dennis LeRoy, the creator of the chair, feels about his dream machine being sold off to the highest bidder?

I would be pissed! How is he supposed to get to the store for beer when he gets out??

Poor Dennis.

Tig

I just wanted to take a second to tell you about a couple little changes I have made to the site!

Now you can Tweet posts and send posts to YOUR social networking site! Do you use Twitter, MySpace, Facebook or Stumble? Well, now you can shoot the posts you love to YOUR site!! Make sure all of your friends are filled in on the latest gossip and rumors floating around Hollywood!

Also – too busy to leave a comment? Now you can just hit the “I like this!” button at the bottom of each post instead. This will let me know what you like to read and what you just don’t care about! The more input I get from you the easier it will be to give you what you want!

Do you have any suggestions for the site? Anything you want to see more or less of? Let me know! Just click the “Contact Us” link on the sidebar and send me a message!

Keep your eyes open for more little changes and features – it’s all about keeping YOU happy! Take a look around and let me know what you think!

Thanks for all the love!

Tig

Hahahahahahaha –

Sorry, but I find this terribly amusing for some reason.
Hailey Glassman, (you know, the 22-year-old that Jon Gosselin left his wife and 8 children for) – is already crying to the tabloids about how crappy life with Jon can be. I guess that dreamboat of a man is more of a sweaty nightmare.

Hailey tells The Insider – “We’re at a point now where I don’t know why I love him, He’ll call me and take his anger out on me. He has ‘mantrums.’ I shouldn’t have to put up with being emotionally abused. I cry and say, ‘Why are you so mean to me?’ He takes it out on me.”

Didn’t she watch the show?! I’ll give you a little advice, ok?!

Jon doesn’t work well without a mommy figure around to keep him in line. All you need to do is explain that he can’t do anything right while rolling your eyes and talking shit about his hair plugs as you walk away. He will crumble into a quivering heap at your feet and you will be free of the crybaby crap!

Hailey also said that she is ready for her name to be forgotten so she can go live a happy normal life.

Seriously though – you aren’t supposed to be happy Hailey – you were fucking a married man with a house FULL of babies. And you did it in front of the American public.. Good luck babe.

Tig

Last night we got a pre-recorded show that “showcased” the dancers by giving them the chance to perform within their own stlye. That was great – but we didn’t get to vote and we still don’t know who the couples will be.

Well, it looks like we know who WON’T be paired up! SYTYCD has already lost two competitors. Billy Bell, the amazing contemporary dancer that made Adam cry with his audition, has bowed out due to mono. And Noelle Marsh, another (but FAR less talented) contemporary dancer, will miss tonight’s show due to a serious ankle injury.

Billy has bowed out for the entire season, byt Noelle is holding on to the hope that she will heal enough to perform next week. FOX will only allow her 7 days to recover before replacing her for the remainder of the show.

In semi-related news – Mia Michaels, the choreographer/judge that just left SYTYCD, was rushed to the hospital in Canada after injuring her back during a rehearsal for the Canadian version of the dance show. She has been released from the hospital with either a herniated disc or a serverly pinched nerve. She will be able to return to her home in LA after a few days to recover.

I sure hope everyone is back on their feet again soon! I hope this doesn’t become the theme of the season!!

Tig

Last night on SYTYCD they narrowed down the list of dancers to the official top 20! This is one of my favorite episodes every season, because this is where I can finally let myself fall in love and pick my favorites.

 I always disagree with some of their choices, and this season is no different. They decided to keep 3 tap dancers this season. And they didn’t accept just one tapper – they accepted 3! (I’m not a big fan of any of them, personally)

They kept a B-Boy who calls himself Legacy that I can’t STAND. He’s a great b-boy, but that’s it – zero skill in any other area. I’m ready to say good-bye to him already. However, I am excited about Russell Ferguson, a Krumper from Boston. He’s going to make me cry all season. (That’s a good thing!)

The girls are pretty weak this season – my favorite is an 18 yr old named Mollee Gray. Only because she is so damn sweet! She’s fun to watch and I think she will surprise us!

Ok, I’ll shut up and give you the list – but I have one last thing to say…. WTF was up with Mia’s hair?! Or, I spose I should say, LACK of hair. ODD

The Girls!

Channing Cooke, 18, Contemporary

Ariana Debose, 18, Contemporary

Ashleigh Di Lello, 26, Ballroom

Mollee Gray, 18, Jazz

Karen Hauer, 27, Ballroom

Noelle Marsh, 18, Contemporary

Pauline Mata, 19, Jazz

Kathryn McCormick, 19, Contemporary

Bianca Revels, 20, Tap

Ellenore Scott, 19, Contemporary/jazz

The Boys!

 Phillip Attmore, 25, Tap

Billy Bell, 19, Contemporary

Ryan Di Lello, 28, Ballroom

Russell Ferguson, 20, Hip-hop/krump

Kevin Hunte, 23, Hip-hop

Jakob Karr, 19, Contemporary

Legacy Perez, 28, Hip-hop/B-boy

Peter Sabasino, 22, Tap

Victor Smalley, 21, Contemporary

Nathan Trasoras, 18, Contemporary

Some of you are probably going to harp on me about how wrong this is, but it’s worth it! And, be honest with yourself, you think it’s at least a little bit funny.. you do.

Zimbio.com is offering the Balloon Boy costume just in time for Halloween! It comes with a balloon, a box and a “Falcon” name tag. Funniest shit EVER!

Why can’t I think of these things? Seriously!! This is one of those, Not Fair moments! I’m going to go stomp my feet and hate myself for not being creative enough…

Tig