I love this -- vintage stoner via Marilyn Monroe!
Of course, it’s not exactly obvious that what she is smoking is weed, but she is rocking a seriously dopey pot-head smile. I’m buyin it -- so there.
Besides -- it would make a lot of sense. I mean, she kinda was the Anna Nicole of her day. Flightly and loopy most of the time, a little loose and giggly was her norm.
Not to mention the yo-yo’ing weight thing.
So yeah -- vintage stoner via Marilyn Monroe!
Tig
That’s right – KStew wants you to know that Twilight doesn’t define her. And, to prove it, she is playing a stripper/prostitute in her new film.
In Welcome To The Rileys Kristen plays a sad and down trod stripper that stumbles into the lives of a sad and down trod couple trying to cope with the loss of their daughter. The grieving couple is played by James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo.
Why do I get the feeling this is going to be one of those “Guy-picks-up-a-stripper-and-pays-her-for-sex-only-to-find-out-she’s-a-person” kinda flicks? Toss in the grieving parents bit and it gets uber creepy. Like, is James Gandolfini gonna adopt Bella Swan after defiling her?!
I have to admit that my morbid curiosity has gotten the better of me and I WILL be seeing this one!
I’ll even endure the boobs! And you know that means a lot!
Tig
Speaking of how busy Taylor Lautner is….
The rumor around Hollywood is Taylor has penned a deal to portray the cartoon superhero Max Steel.
I have to admit that I’m not exactly familiar with the character, so I don’t really have much of an opinion. I can say that Taylor is no stranger to the superhero role – You do remember Shark Boy and Lava Girl right?!
Let me remind you…….
Too cute right?!
I will have to brush up on my Max Steel knowledge so we can talk about this more later…
And you’re right – I just really wanted to post the Shark Boy picture!!
Tig
These two are either dating – or they just REALLY like to eat together!
Tay-Tay was once again spotting dinning out in LA. It amazes me that they find time to get together at all. These are two of the hardest working teens in Hollywood. With Taylor Lautner making the rounds promoting New Moon and Taylor Swift rounding up every available music award – it would be an understatement to say they have busy schedules.
We just adore Taylor and Taylor individually – with Lautner and his humble nature and Swift with her sweet demeanor – it’s a match made in sweet, gooey, cavity-filled heaven!
I hope they are dating – I think they are too damn cute!
I’m still waiting for the official statement or public snuggle!!
Tig
After years of searching for the perfect pucker and coming up with a pathetic trout pout every time, Meg Ryan is saying good-bye to lip plumping!
And it’s only about 5 years too late! I mean, lets face it – the poor girl hasn’t just destroyed her lips. She can easily compete with the botox greats like Nicole Kidman, Teri Hatcher and Katie Price – but for some reason we can’t except her like we do them.
Of course, she should take that as a compliment – it’s because we hold her to a higher standard. We love her and expected her to rise above the Hollywood idea of perfection. We wanted her to stay sweet and soft and cute forever.
But now we know the truth – she is just like every other woman in the biz – susceptible to criticism and opinion.
And here I am talking my own line of shit – aren’t we awful?!
Meg – you’re perfect – don’t mess with perfection! I’m so glad your kissing the syringe good-bye!
Tig
I know this is an old picture – but it’s been a long time since these two have posed for the paps together.
However, we just might be seeing them together more often! The two have been talking, and it sounds like the mother and daughter are on better and better terms.
We all know that these two have had a hard time finding common ground for quite a while. Let’s face it, it would be pretty hard to survive the toxic levels of fabulous fumes these ladies must produce, so it’s not hard to understand why they have a hard time seeing eye-to-eye.
But really – how long can a mom stay away from her girl?! Especially when there are grand babies involved? The next generation always brings about forgiveness and reconciliation and Candy proved it when she told Life & Style -
“I did meet Stella – Stella and Liam [Tori’s 2-year-old son] came over to my house, and then shortly after they went on a road trip. But I’m anxiously waiting for them to come back again.”
That’s the magic of babies!
I certainly hope that this is true – I just love Tori and I know how much she wants her mommy to just be her mommy again.
Good luck ladies – remember to lead with your hearts!
Tig
I mean, examine exhibit A up there!
See what I mean, the epitome of morality and the perfect role model for America’s girls. Don’t you dream of your 16-year-old posing for “Morning After” photos?!?! I am personally monitoring my 10-year-old caloric intake – who needs a period when fashion covers are at stake?!
Anyways – Miley now has a brand new addition to her trailer court assesories – the under the boob tattoo!
Hers says “Just Breathe”
And she was recently photographed showing it off in her neon pink bikini while lounging pool side with pals.
Gotta love underage ink! Way to go Papa Cyrus – I’m sure you’re proud.
Tig
I know – it’s not pretty and I’m sorry that I have to post about it.
Have you noticed that she is MUCH prettier when she isn’t with him?? I don’t know who he does it, but she always goes back to him. He must have some serious voodoo skills – cuz even great sex couldn’t perk my curiosity enough to consider him!!
But somehow she was able to overlook his recent psuedo Evan Rachel Wood snuff film/music video (Google Runing To The Edge Of The World) and has once again found herself within his creepy clutches!
Here is what Manson had to say to Metal Hammer -
Sometimes you feel awkward being what you’re best at, you feel like you have to be something new. But I think that a lot of people will agree that me being me at my best is what I need to be. I think that that really paid off because I’m back with Evan, that’s kind of breaking news, you can be the first one to say that.”
Well – I spose we can always hope it’s not true. Poor girl…
Tig
Both Tom Brokaw and his wife Meredith are ok after their vehicle was involved in a serious collision on the Bruckner Expressway in New York yesterday.
A rep for the Brokaw’s released statement in regards to the accident-
“Tom and Meredith Brokaw, at around 1 p.m. today, were in a three vehicle accident on the Bruckner Expressway. The Brokaws were in the far left lane when they noticed a spool of cable bouncing along the far right lane.
Just then, a green SUV in the right lane came up fast and tried to avoid the cable. The driver lost control of her vehicle and slid into the middle lane, forcing a mail truck into the Brokaw lane of traffic. As the mail truck careened into the Brokaw lane, Tom hit the brakes hard and skidded along the median. When the mail truck catapulted the median the Brokaw vehicle slid into it.
Neither Tom nor Meredith were injured but tragically the driver of the SUV was thrown from her vehicle and killed. Tom and Meredith are greatly saddened by this loss of life.”
It was the 28-year-old female driver of the SUV that was killed, and another driver was taken to the hospital in critical condition.
Our respects go out to the families and friends of ALL involved. What a sad story!
Tig
Middle aged women all over the country are weeping today.
Alec Baldwin is saying good-bye to acting. He told Men’s Journal that he has lost his interest for acting and will call it quits in 2012.
He also told the mag that he isn’t exactly impressed with his career in Hollywood.
“The goal of moviemaking is to star in a film where your performance drives the film, and the film is either a soaring critical or commercial success, and I never had that.”
I think that BeetleJuice fans will disagree – but I spose he’s kinda right.
Regardless – I will STILL be getting a call from my mother about this story – full of “Why’s?!?!” and “I just don’t understand!”
Tig
