I love this -- vintage stoner via Marilyn Monroe!
Of course, it’s not exactly obvious that what she is smoking is weed, but she is rocking a seriously dopey pot-head smile. I’m buyin it -- so there.
Besides -- it would make a lot of sense. I mean, she kinda was the Anna Nicole of her day. Flightly and loopy most of the time, a little loose and giggly was her norm.
Not to mention the yo-yo’ing weight thing.
So yeah -- vintage stoner via Marilyn Monroe!
Tig
This is my apology for the extra long weekend!!
You’re welcome!
During last night’s Chicago/Philly game, poor little (well, not-so-little really) Devin Hester was relieved of his pants by Philadelphia Eagle Dimitri Patterson.
I think it’s only fair, after years of putting up with those vapid cheerleaders, we girls finally get some booty!
Go Eagles!
Tig
This bitch is a bad ass!!
Seriously, I never knew that soccer players were so damn violent! Sheesh girl, calm down! It’s just a game! I mean, this shit is funner to watch than girl fights on YouTube! She means business!!
And my daughter wants me to let her play this crazy ass game -- yeah right.. there is no way my sweet little angel princess is stepping on the field with loonies like this!
But really -- I can see why the sport is gaining in poularity, I mean, where else can a guy go watch chiks knock each other down and pull each other’s hair without getting slapped by his wife?!
It’s kinda hot -- I have to admit it.
Tig
She kills me!
Can we cut to Sharon Osborne circa 1980-1999?!?!?
Ohhhhh that’s right, she looks a bit like a hairy asshole herself.
Give me a break Sharon, we can’t all make millions off our husbands and afford to spend $100,000 on an entirely new body!
Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Sharon, but I hate it when people forget where they come from. I have a funny feeling that Susan Boyle will take some of the MILLIONS she’s making off of her NUMBER ONE selling album and spruce her up image a bit. Or her agent will hire a stylist and stage a make-over intervention.
I agree that Susan Boyle isn’t exactly beauty pageant material. But aren’t we supposed to embrace the originals in life and NOT the imitators?!
In case you aren’t sure what Susan Boyle looks like -
Tig
So it’s that time of year when all the best movies come out and all of the trailers for the first season of next year start coming out. I thought that I would share a few of my favorites with you!
Some of these you may have seen (the New Moon trailer of course) and some of them will be much newer. There are a few for the kids, a few comedies, some action and a couple of remakes.
I LOVE movies, and some of these, like Legion, The Book Of Eli and Alice and Wonderland are burning holes in my brain from anticipatory stress! I can’t wait.. *sigh*
Enjoy darlings!
The Scary
Daybreakers
Nightmare On Elm Street
Legion
The Action
The Last Air Bender
The Book Of Eli
For The Kids
Alice In Wonderland
Tooth Fairy
How To Train Your Dragon
For Fun
Youth In Revolt
New Moon
Since we never get to see them sing live, I thought I would post the cast of Fox’s hit show Glee singing the National Anthem at the opening of the World Series Game 3.
If you don’t watch Glee (you SO should be!) I’ll give you a quick fill in. Obviously it centers around a high school Glee Club, so there is a lot of great music -- all the songs we know and love.
It’s cute and cheesy and totally funny! The cast is a mix of popular football players and cheerleaders, the gay kid and the Jewish girl, the pregnant girl, the handicap kid and so on. The rag-tag mix of kids makes for a lot of fun and some interesting story lines. Right now there’s a fake pregnancy, a real pregnancy, some baby-selling consideration and all the pressure to make it to regionals! So, it’s kinda just like real high school!
It’s no big surprise the caught the attention of the Multicultural Motion Picture Association.
The organization just awarded the show with the Diversity Award for the Favorite New Diverse Ensemble Cast award for 2009. The executive committee said-
”The bunch are determined to overcome the odds and make it to the big time both in high school and the world beyond.”
Too cool -- I dig it when the shows I love get the attention they deserve!
Tig
Are you kidding me?! It looks so good!
It’s like they finally got the money to make the movie they wanted to make in the first place. I am, of course, a little worried. It’s risky business messing with perfection, we have seen independent films raped via sequel before, but I am SO willing to give it a chance!
I wonder if we will all be quoting this one now?! It’s pretty hard to beat gems like “Ahh, I respected the hell out of her, Ma!” and “I’ll have a coke!” (Yes I will be watching the first one tonight, shut up!)
Enjoy the trailer kiddies!
Tig
We have all seen the video clips of Kanye being drunk and making an ass of himself right? Actually, to be completely fair, we’ve seen A LOT of celebrity drunk videos. My only complaint about those precious clips is they are always so short!
Well, unlike some ego driven celebrities, Kanye was nice enough to release a 10 minute film. Director Spike Jonze followed Kanye around with a camera, cut and edited the footage and released this short film called We Were Once A Fairytale.
Leave it to Kanye to embrace and exploit his stupidity. *sigh*
I’m sure this is supposed to be some deep, introspective on fame and celebrity and ego, or some crap like that, but really -- it’s just a night in the life of Kanye. He’s drunk, self adoring, sloppy, brash, and rejected by every woman in the club. I’m kinda loving this.
They lost me in the bathroom scene, where Kanye spews blood and yanks a live mouse from his belly, but the rest of it made me laugh until my sides hurt.
I don’t even need coffee today -- this video was all the pick-me-up I needed!!
Tig
Since you probably didn’t even realize that you were watching a movie trailer, I’ll tell you it’s for Meg Ryan’s new flick Serious Moonlight. I don’t blame you for missing that, since you were probably just hypnotized by the huge lips stuck to Meg’s semi-gloss, clay face.
When did that become the look?? Why do women think this is sexy? Earth to Meg -- you might think you look 15 years younger, but you’re still playing the old wife that’s being replaced by the YOUNG, fresh mistress.
You don’t look younger, you look… well, creepy! I’m afraid of you now, is that what you were going for Hunny? Cuz, that’s what ya got! We could almost forgive the lips but then you had to go and throw in the stretch/plump combo on the forehead. *tisk tisk*
I had to watch the trailer like 7 times before I could get through the entire thing without being mind-crippled by her plasticine face. But the movie doesn’t even look funny. It just looks like Meg is playing herself, old and desperate to stay relevant. And we don’t even get the cute Meg we love - instead we get this animatronic version, like Meg 3.0!
At least Kristen Bell looks cute.
Tig
Ok, so I wasn’t going to touch this story because right from the moment they found the kid it REEKED of a hoax. I didn’t want to feed the sick, fame whoring fantasy the Heene family was rolling in like a pile of Autumn leaves while the rest of the world was freaking out for their son.
But, after initially denying that they suspected it was a stunt, the Fort Collins Sherriff’s Dept is going to press criminal charges.
Now I can talk about it!
By now you have all heard the story -- a 6 year old Colorado boy was thought to be inside a home-made weather balloon that was floating across the countryside. After an extensive search for the boy (that included international news coverage, the National Guard, local and surrounding law enforcement etc. that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars) rescuers were left empty handed and the boy was found hiding in the attic at his home.
The family was interviewed by every major news magazine and the father, Richard Heene, held press conferences and even put question box on the front porch that he would pull and answer later.
And somewhere in the mix they gave an interview to CNN, and the whole story fell apart. Little Falcon, they Balloon Boy himself, outted the family for being frauds. And what does dad do? He shakes his head and stumbles around to try and cover with a story about grocery shopping and having to tell his kid no.
Um, ok dude.
It’s already come out that the family had been shopping around for a reality show of their own. And after being shot down by every network, it sounds like dad came up with a way to get some face time on his own. Oh yeah -- did I mention that in the process of trying to rescue a little boy that was never in danger, the emergency vehicles destroyed the grain crop of a small family farm?!!? That’s right, a family that was hungry for fame has stolen the livelihood of a hard working family just to get a little attention. Smooth, real smooth.
They haven’t said what he will be charged with, but it sounds like he could be looking at up to 6 years in prison and a $500,000 fine.
Sounds fair to me.
Tig
