Posts Tagged ‘Babies’

In Vitro Fails For Celine Dion

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

Celine & Rene 

The Canadian singer announced back in August that she was expecting her second child. She already has an 8 year old son named Rene-Charles with husband Rene, and was eagerly awaiting the arrival of a new baby in March.

However, Rene released a couple of comments to let us know that they are no longer expecting.

It turns out that Celine was never pregnant- the doctor believed that the fertility treatment was successful and told the couple they were pregnant. But it turns out that wasn’t actually the case because the treatment never took.

 How sad! Can you imagine, thinking you’re having a baby only to find out the doctor was wrong! Well, it sounds like Celine is undeterred and plans to continue with the fertility treatment and hasn’t lost hope!

According to Rene – “Celine is more determined than ever!”

Good luck you guys!

Tig

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Sandra Bullock Fighting To Keep Her Step Daughter From Jailbird-Porn Star Mother

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

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Sandra Bullock and hubby Jesse James are fighting to keep sole custody of Jesse’s daughter Sunny. After spending time in prison for tax evasion, Janine Lindemulder is ready to be a mommy again, but Sandra and Jesse vehemently disagree.

Sandra is claiming that 5-year-old Sunny was often left alone during the day while her mother slept off drug binges among other things. She also claims that she has taken a break from working as much as should could to help raise the little girl. In a statement to the judge the actress had this to say-

“I am aware that Janine has claimed many times that my desire to have [the girl], was because I could not have children of my own – that couldn’t be farther from the truth.”

“I myself have stopped working like I used to in order to be here with Jesse and the kids because we are on constant high alert – never knowing what condition Janine will be in, and even more concerning, the condition [the girl] will be in.”

Of course, Janine is very upset at these allegations and would like to “sit down and talk” with Sandra so they can work these things out.

Umm, that just proves that she is out of her dome! Why would this woman want to talk to you? You haven’t been any kind of mother – She has been the one raising the girl while you have been in and out of jail, on drugs and having sex on film for money. Why do you even want your daughter?! Let her go be healthy and safe!

I say take the girl and run Jesse and Sandra!

Tig

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Mel Gibson Has a New Daughter

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

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Mel and his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva have a new bundle of joy to share their crazy with. Last Friday they welcomed little Lucia into the world, the eighth child for Mel and the second for Oksana. A rep for the couple has said-

“This will confirm that Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson welcomed the arrival of a baby girl named Lucia on Friday, October 30, 2009 at an undisclosed hospital in Los Angeles.”

I’m still cracking up about “Oh Holy Mel” knocking up a mistress, do you think the members of his church were impressed when this came out?! I guess it’s slightly better than a drunken Jew hate rant, but still!

Congrats to the happy couple – condolences to Mel’s Ex. At least you got a shit-ton of cash to console you hunny!

Tig

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Colin Farrell Is A Father Again!

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

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I’m not sure how they managed it, but Colin Farrell and his Girlfriend Alicja Bachleda welcomed their new son into the world way back on Oct. 7th, and we are just finding out now!

I feel so left out, don’t you?!

Oh well – the baby boy, named Henry Tadeusz Ferrell, and his mother are both happy and healthy and doing well. I am willing to bet that Henry is one of the most beautiful babies ever – if he got a quarter of the looks his parents have he’s set.

Colin already has a 6-year-old son named James from a previous relationship.

Congrats to the family!! But really – next time, let us know a little sooner!! Sheesh

Tig

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Shakira Talks Babies And Boyfriends

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

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This might be sad news for the men out there that love to drool over Shakira’s perfect parts, but the steamy songstress is ready for a family! In the new issue of Rolling Stone, Shakira opens up about wanting to become a mommy -

“My body feels like it is asking to reproduce, to have a huge belly and carry babies. My boyfriend is six feet tall, and sometimes I feel like I’m his keychain, a small thing.”

At 5 foot 2, and no more than 110lbs soaking wet, the tiny singer has a point! I have always kinda loved Shakira, I may not always be able to understand what she says – but when she’s in print she can be rather brilliant - never afraid to admit that she is a staunch feminist that refuses to compromise!

When asked if she is planing to wed her boyfriend of 9 years she responds-

“It’s funny how the papers want to see you married, and then they want to see you divorced. Well, I won’t do any of it!”

She explains-

“We live in a society that represses women’s subconscious dreams. You know, women have to make enormous efforts through life, much larger than men. We deal with so many pressure: the pressure of aesthetics, and how society wants us to deliver our performances as mothers, daughters and wives.”

See what I mean?! So smart!! In other words – She’s going to do what she wants, when she wants and how she wants – no matter what people think she should do!

You go girl!

Tig

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Pete Says – Bring On The Babies!

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

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We can all rest easy folks!

I know some of you were worried that Ashlee Simpson and her man-child, miniature husband, Pete Wentz were only going to have one funny named baby, but take a deep breath, cuz they want to have a whole bunch more!

 Wait – you were worried right?!

According to Pete, they want “a soccer team” of teeny tiny toddlers, it’s just about finding the time to create them. With Ashlee devoted to Melrose Place and Pete, well – he isn’t really doing anything, but he can’t exactly make babies alone. Of course, if he could, that would some things make a lot more sense.

 I dunno about you, but I’m ok with this. I think the world needs more destination/Disney movie character themed celebritots. To keep with the clever theme they already have going with Bronx Mowgli, my suggestions for Pete and Ashlee’s future children – Queens Bagheera, Harlem Baloo, Central Park Kah or Uptown Village Louie.

 They just roll off the tongue, don’t they?

 Hehe

 Tig

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A Boy for Kourtney and Scott

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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According to Kourtney and Scott the couple is expecting a boy – and we can all be thankful!

I don’t know about you, but I really wasn’t looking forward to the mini “My First” stripper pole in the nursery and the 1st birthday party at the Playboy Mansion.

Oh c’mon – you KNOW the Kardashi-ho’s would have hopped right on the baby-tramp bandwagon. Dressing her newborn baby girl in a tube top and a pair of super skinny’s on top of 4 inch heels. Like I said, thank GOD she’s having a boy!

I think the worst we can expect for their son is a Mohawk paired with pink polo’s like his uber odd papa wears all the damn time. Ok, that’s still pretty damn offensive!

 Tig

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They should have named her Buffy

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

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Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed there first child, a baby girl into the world Saturday. They named her Charlotte Grace…how normal! And semi refreshing to hear!! I don’t think I can handle another disney character or fruit name. Anyways, Gellar and Prinze wed way back in the day in 2002! Is that a record for young Hollywood? I think it is! Well, congrats to the happy lil family!

-Bitty

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Will Ferrell Is Going To Be A Father Again!

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

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Will and his wife Viveca have announced that they are expecting their 3rd child in January.

The couple already has two young sons and this new arrival is expected to be a boy as well. We can only hope that they are all as funny as their father and start a family comedy troupe that tours the US!

Ok – that probably won’t happen – but it would be kinda great!

Congrats to the happy family! Here’s wishing you a peaceful and puke free gestation!

Tig

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Duckie Is A Daddy Again!

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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Jon Cryer and his wife, Lisa Joyner, adopted a baby girl named Daisey.

The new darling was born on August 11th and Jon made sure to mention her during his acceptance speech at the Emmy’s on Sept. 20th.

This is Jon’s second child (he also has a 9 year old son named Charlie with his ex wife) and the first for his wife Lisa.

Personally, I have always kinda been waiting for Jon to come out of the closet. I know, I’m a jerk – but c’mon, you’ve thought it too! Besides, if he has to be straight, I only wanna see him with Andie (Molly Ringwald’s character from Pretty in Pink – just in case you slept through the 80’s somehow). I still think she made the wrong choice! Duckie was robbed.

Anyway – congrats to the family!! Feel free to share some pictures with us!!

Tig

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