Of course, I haven’t ever been one to feel that way – but we all know that some men out there do!

This could just be a cultural misunderstanding – We all know they do things a little different in Indiana. But I’m going to go ahead and shake my head at Donald Crawford anyway. It seems that he was SO compelled to take in some PBR and pole dancing that he decided to leave his 5-year-old son in the car while he did it.

How exactly do you think this went down? Did he leave the house planning on a trip to the titty bar? Or was he driving to the store to pick up a new Tonka truck for his boy when they passed a strip club and he was unable to resist the pull of steak and crabs?!

Anyway – after about 45 minutes of booze and boobs, Donald stepped outside and panicked when he couldn’t find his truck or his son. So, he did what any reasonable person would do – he called the police to report a stolen truck and missing child.

Behold the best 911 call transcripts EVER-

Dispatcher:  Were you in a business or something?

Crawford: No, I was at whatever this little strip club is.

Dispatcher: You left him in the truck to wait for you?

Crawford: He was sleeping.

Now for the best part – the truck wasn’t stolen, ol’ Donny was just too drunk to find it. The cops discovered his son in the unlocked truck watching cartoons with the keys in the ignition.

Like I said, maybe this is just a simple cultural misunderstanding. Maybe this is how they bond in that part of the country.

I’m still shaking my head!

Tig