After years of searching for the perfect pucker and coming up with a pathetic trout pout every time, Meg Ryan is saying good-bye to lip plumping!

And it’s only about 5 years too late! I mean, lets face it – the poor girl hasn’t just destroyed her lips. She can easily compete with the botox greats like Nicole Kidman, Teri Hatcher and Katie Price – but for some reason we can’t except her like we do them.

Of course, she should take that as a compliment – it’s because we hold her to a higher standard. We love her and expected her to rise above the Hollywood idea of perfection. We wanted her to stay sweet and soft and cute forever.

But now we know the truth – she is just like every other woman in the biz – susceptible to criticism and opinion.

And here I am talking my own line of shit – aren’t we awful?!

Meg – you’re perfect – don’t mess with perfection! I’m so glad your kissing the syringe good-bye!

Tig