Aw Pam. We knew you had some old blowjob money to spend! Of course you do! But you wanted to be selfish and buy all the uggs in the world. And brown eyeliner pencils. Because what would Canadian Titties be without those pencil drawn eyebrows? She would be, well, maybe better looking? Regardless, the accusations have caught up with her and she had this statement issued.

“These reports are crazy and I cannot believe this has become a media issue. I am actually touched at how much concern has been expressed for me over this. It is true that I am in a dispute with some of the contractors working on my home. This is because after paying millions of dollars to build the house I continue to get bills from the contractors. My lawyers are reviewing the work done to see if the bills are fair. If they are, they’ll be paid. If they aren’t, they won’t be.”

“I am just sorry this contractor went to the press, especially when I was working out of the country. I did not speak publicly about this before because I had no desire to embarrass anyone who worked on my home and whose work and bills are now part of arbitration. On a separate issue, mistakes may have been made in calculating taxes owed and we are now in the process of ensuring that any taxes owed are paid. Unfortunately there are tax liens. However, I’m financially secure and I want to thank everyone who expressed concern for me based on these rumors.”

File this under: Whatever.  Yes Pamela, the world was extremely concerned that you were struggling financially. We were holding local candlelight vigils and praying in large groups for your financial woes. Bitch please!

-Bitty