Posts Tagged ‘David Hasselhoff’

The Hasselhoffs Need Some Serious Help!

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

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We are pretty used to drama in Hollywood – most famous families have their fair share of turmoil, but the Hasselhoffs are quickly becoming Hollywood’s most effed up family EVER!

Within less than 48 hours BOTH David and his ex wife Pamela made headlines with their latest drunken antics.

David found himself in the hospital and under psychiatric surveillance after a collapse over the weekend, while Pamela decided to take a drunk spin around the city before being pulled over and arrested for drunk driving.

This entire family needs detox!

David Hasselhoff is denying that he is in ailing health or back on the sauce. He also claims that he was never under any type of surveillance.

Pamela, however, has already apologized and blames the stressful divorce for her bad choices.

Seriously – we just need to drop this family off on an island in the pacific so they can drink and fight and make-up and drink.

Keeping up with the Hoff’s dramas has exhausted me!

Tig

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The Hoff’s Gettin’ His Own Show

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

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Break out the bubbly bitches! It’s on now!

The big-wigs at A&E must be huffin the hairspray again, cuz they are trying to give David Hasselhoff his own reality show.

A rep for the network says – “We are discussing a possibility of doing a documentary series with David and his kids.”

And then just a couple days ago (even though it’s been deleted now) the Hoff’s daughter Hayley Tweeted – “The Hasselhoffs signed the deal with A&E ….. Get ready for it!”

Hasselhoff’s rep has said that it’s a little premature to discuss the show since nothing has been made official yet.

We can only hope that this is one of those Hollywood fantasies that actually comes true. We are dying to see the Hoff scream at his kids in a drunken rage, running around the house in his little red short shorts while pouring vodka down his throat. PRICELESS!

I say – bring it on A&E!

Tig

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Hoff’s Back On the Sauce

Monday, September 21st, 2009

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And he’s strangling puppies!

Ok, just kidding – I just really like this picture. It makes ME feel a little intoxicated when I look at it, so I thought it was fitting for this post.

You’re welcome!

Anyway- according to TMZ the Hoff’s daughter had to call her mommy to tell on her daddy yesterday afternoon. Papa Hoff was once again drowning himself in the sauce and needed medical attention. Paramedics where called and he was taken to the hospital to detox.

Seriously – how long is this guy going to be allowed to be around kids?! He is POISON to himself – he  if famous for chasing fake tits down the beach in the USA and he is a Super Uber Mega recording star in Germany. What is his issue!?

Maybe he still has guilt about how Mitch raised Hobie cuz that poor little bastard has been in rehab like 264 times already. (For those of you that didn’t watch Baywatch – disregard that last line)

Tig

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