File this under: Aniston’s Delusions.

Ok, real quick before I get to this ridiculous story. See that picture? That was at the Mr. And Mrs. Smith premiere how many years ago…you know, the movie where Brad and Angelina fell in love and left Aniston back in the dust? That picture is brutal! I bet he just saw Angie on the red carpet from the expression on his face. CRAZY! Ahem, ok back to this delusional story!

So according to The Daily Mail, Brad asked his ex Vanilla to come over to his suite in NYC to talk. According to rumors, he talked about how he is wanting to leave Angelina and venture out on his own…possibly move to Berlin because he loves the architecture or some shit.  Apparently Aniston was “reluctant” to go over and see Brad, so Brad had his mother Jane call Aniston and urge her to go see him. You know, since Jane and Vanilla are still supossedly pretty tight? Whatever. Anyways, of course Vanilla went over there after all! And upon doing so she told him she wanted no part in helping him leave his partner, Angelina Jolie. She was allegedly brutally honest in telling him he was a selfish man.

BULLSHIT! Ok, how the hell do we know she was “brutally honest” during the exchange in his suite!? Come on.  Was there an audience? I think Vanilla thought up this lil story and tipped off the gossip rags. Girl would have worn a hidden camera and been wired if that shit was going on. PU-LEASE. Delusions of Grandeur, Vanilla Aniston style. Even using Brad’s mom in the story. Nice touch! Haha! Too funny…Too pathetic!

-Bitty