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Kate Might Be Confused But TLC Is Pissed!

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

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This is Kate’s WTF?! face.  Isn’t it – umm normal (for her)?!

We knew this was coming – Kate’s response to Jon banning TLC from the property - 

“I’m saddened and confused by Jon’s public media statements. Jon has never expressed any concerns to me about our children being involved in the show and, in fact, is on the record as saying he believes the show benefits our children and was taping on Friday with the kids.”

 ”I check in regularly with each of the kids (TRANSLATION: She tells them that they LOVE being on the show) to be sure they want to participate in and continue with the show and will continue to do so. I do the show for my family because I believe it provides us opportunities we wouldn’t otherwise have(TRANSLATION: She really wanted Lipo and tummy tucks, Sprinters, Silverfox Bodyguards and free tanning oil). Jon used to share that belief until as recently as the day the network announced the name change of the show and indicated that Jon would have a lesser role in the show. It appears that Jon’s priority is Jon and his interests. My priority remains our children and their well-being (TRANSLATION: A Bitch Still Gotta Get Paid Right?!).”

This drama is NEVER going to end! And, umm didn’t Jon start bitching about the show back when he first left Kate? Complaining that it was all her idea and he kept doing it, even though he HATED it, just for her?!? 

All in all Kate’s statement was pretty tame – not as much “fuck you” as usual. TLC, on the other hand, is PISSED! They have released a statement that practically bitch slaps Jon for being a douche while at the same time reminding him they still pay his fuckin rent! It’s kinda beautiful – far less PC than I would have expected from TLC -

We are aware of Jon Gosselin’s recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic. Despite Jon Gosselin’s repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents.”

Hahahaha see what I mean?! You don’t fuck with the Babysitter, and you don’t FUCK with TLC! (Please tell me you saw Adventures In Babysitting and got that!!)

I want a statement from the KIDS - this family has been feeding TLC exec’s for a long time – can’t they find another freak of a family to exploit now?? Give these 6 babies a break already!!

*sigh*

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Katie Price Is A Crappy Mom

Monday, September 28th, 2009

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Funny.. this outfit screams “My kids come first!”

Katie’s ex, Dwight Yorke, begs to differ! In his new book, ”Born To Score” he spills about how hellish life with Katie could be. He claims that she used to go out and party it up, get boozed and rowdy and come home belligerent on the regular.

How could he have been surprised that she would be too busy caring about herself to care about her child? How does he expect US to be surprised by this?! Um - we’ve seen her show dude.

Dwight says – “I challenged her about this lifestyle. She’d desperately wanted our baby but was this her idea of motherhood?” adding, “The woman is infuriating.”

Um duh.

Here’s a pic of Dwight Yorke, in case you’re not familiar.

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