I love this -- vintage stoner via Marilyn Monroe!
Of course, it’s not exactly obvious that what she is smoking is weed, but she is rocking a seriously dopey pot-head smile. I’m buyin it -- so there.
Besides -- it would make a lot of sense. I mean, she kinda was the Anna Nicole of her day. Flightly and loopy most of the time, a little loose and giggly was her norm.
Not to mention the yo-yo’ing weight thing.
So yeah -- vintage stoner via Marilyn Monroe!
Tig
This entire family needs therapy.
After numerous comments from her father regarding her “addiction to pills” and threats to stage an intervention/kidnapping, Lindsay is finally lashing back at her dad.
In a Twitter tirade late Friday night, Lindsay let us know just how unhappy she is with Daddy Lohan right now-
“My father is a lunatic&doesn’t even deserve such a title since he’s never been around in my life other than when he’d threaten me&my family”
”He should be where he has always put himself after verbally abusing and physically abusing people all my life-behind bars. Its so sad to get a phone call from my baby sister just now asking, “why is daddy doing this?” Through tears.
“He’s crossed the lines&hurt me&my family 4 the last time… So much for having a ‘dad’….. I’m going to spend some time with the ones that love me&i love now”
She ended the Tweetfest by claiming a name change in the very near future -
“The next shopping spree I’m going on is for a new last name!!!”
I don’t really blame Lindsay for being so upset. I mean, if Michael Lohan really gave a shit about his daughter he would just go help her instead of cashing in on her addictions. It’s obvious that Lindsay is in less than a good place right now – but I have a funny feeling it’s got more to do with where she comes from then just what she’s doing today!
Like I said – this entire family needs EXTENSIVE therapy!
Tig
I know, I know – he’s playing tennis in this picture. But still, those eyes!!
I’m not making it up people!! Andre spent some time suckin the glass.. well, you know.
In his new book “Open”, Andre admits to a love affair with the nasty shit during the late 90’s. Even blaming an assistant for his failed drug test at one point. An excerpt from the book reads -”
I say that recently I drank accidentally from one of [assistant] Slim’s spiked sodas, unwittingly ingesting his drugs – I feel ashamed, of course. I promise myself that this lie is the end of it.”
I always wondered what happened to the guy – he was super great, wanted by women and dripping in endorsements – then, POOF, just gone! It wasn’t until after he dropped the drugs that he was able to return to the sport successfully. At this point, nobody cares!! What celebrity hasn’t come out with an addiction story?! It’s almost a prerequisite for fame.
Now for the REAL shocker from the book!!
You know that hair?! That uber sexy, Kentucky waterfall that made all the ladies panties wet?! You remember – admit it. You never gave two shits about tennis, then all of a sudden, here comes this mullet rockin hottie that can slam the ball and you’re missing lunch dates on Sunday with Grandma to watch the US Open.. It’s ok – you weren’t alone.
But hold on to your hats ladies – cuz the hair was a FAKE! That’s right, he was rockin a damn wig!
I’ll wait while you compose yourself.
Too damn funny!
Tig
