At least that’s what Fergie seems to think.

In a recent interview Fergie let it drop that her and stripper friendly hubby, Josh Duhamel, are trying to conceive. Because we all know that when your marriage is in trouble all you have to do is add a baby to the mix and everything gets better!

Umm, right.

But hey – maybe this couple will make it work. I have a feeling that Fergies insecurities will keep her firmly latched to Josh’s side no matter what. Even after text messages and eye witnesses confirmed his cheating, she stood by her man because – well, she already knows nobody else wants her! If your man cheats with a crab infested pole tramp, your stock drops. It’s simple sexual economics.

Poor thing – kinda.

Good luck Fergie – really.

Tig

Of course, I haven’t ever been one to feel that way – but we all know that some men out there do!

This could just be a cultural misunderstanding – We all know they do things a little different in Indiana. But I’m going to go ahead and shake my head at Donald Crawford anyway. It seems that he was SO compelled to take in some PBR and pole dancing that he decided to leave his 5-year-old son in the car while he did it.

How exactly do you think this went down? Did he leave the house planning on a trip to the titty bar? Or was he driving to the store to pick up a new Tonka truck for his boy when they passed a strip club and he was unable to resist the pull of steak and crabs?!

Anyway – after about 45 minutes of booze and boobs, Donald stepped outside and panicked when he couldn’t find his truck or his son. So, he did what any reasonable person would do – he called the police to report a stolen truck and missing child.

Behold the best 911 call transcripts EVER-

Dispatcher:  Were you in a business or something?

Crawford: No, I was at whatever this little strip club is.

Dispatcher: You left him in the truck to wait for you?

Crawford: He was sleeping.

Now for the best part – the truck wasn’t stolen, ol’ Donny was just too drunk to find it. The cops discovered his son in the unlocked truck watching cartoons with the keys in the ignition.

Like I said, maybe this is just a simple cultural misunderstanding. Maybe this is how they bond in that part of the country.

I’m still shaking my head!

Tig

Middle aged women all over the country are weeping today.

Alec Baldwin is saying good-bye to acting. He told Men’s Journal that he has lost his interest for acting and will call it quits in 2012.

He also told the mag that he isn’t exactly impressed with his career in Hollywood.

“The goal of moviemaking is to star in a film where your performance drives the film, and the film is either a soaring critical or commercial success, and I never had that.”

I think that BeetleJuice fans will disagree – but I spose he’s kinda right.

Regardless – I will STILL be getting a call from my mother about this story – full of “Why’s?!?!” and “I just don’t understand!”

Tig

We are pretty used to drama in Hollywood – most famous families have their fair share of turmoil, but the Hasselhoffs are quickly becoming Hollywood’s most effed up family EVER!

Within less than 48 hours BOTH David and his ex wife Pamela made headlines with their latest drunken antics.

David found himself in the hospital and under psychiatric surveillance after a collapse over the weekend, while Pamela decided to take a drunk spin around the city before being pulled over and arrested for drunk driving.

This entire family needs detox!

David Hasselhoff is denying that he is in ailing health or back on the sauce. He also claims that he was never under any type of surveillance.

Pamela, however, has already apologized and blames the stressful divorce for her bad choices.

Seriously – we just need to drop this family off on an island in the pacific so they can drink and fight and make-up and drink.

Keeping up with the Hoff’s dramas has exhausted me!

Tig

Why does it not surprise me that Anthony Michael Hall fights like a bitch? He always came across as a spoiled brat. I mean, we are talking about the guy that lived in a hotel for over a year (back when people still cared about who he was).

So when I ran across this story it didn’t exactly shock me.

It sounds like last month Anthony and his woman, radio host Diana Falzone, got into a fight when he decided to call on his inner teenage girl when he allegedly pushed, shoved and spit on Diana. At some point during the fight he even bit her on the forehead!

I would NEVER laugh at physical abuse – but umm.. you have to admit, this is kinda funny!

After being removed by the police, Hall returned the next night, highly intoxicated and was again taken by the police. He now has a restraining order against him that prohibits any contact between the couple.

Tig

The Thanksgiving weekend is stressful for most families, but Tiger Woods’ wild family fiasco landed him in the tabloids. We aren’t exactly sure what happened yet. And, to be quite honest, we might never know everything. But it sounds like either way it was a wild weekend for the golf pro and his model wifey.

Tiger claims he was just leaving the house for a quick spin (at 2:30am) when he became distracted and hit a fire hydrant and a tree. He then lost consciousness when his wife came to the rescue, breaking windows with a golf club to free her man from the wreckage.

Of course, there is another version -

According to TMZ, Tiger called a buddy and told him that Elin found out he was dippin his clubs in another woman’s water hazard and went a little postal. He told his pal that Elin attacked him and clawed his face before he hoped in the car and she chased him down. Tiger then told his friend that she chased him down, struck the car with the club, smashed the windows and distracted him, causing the accident.

So far, Tiger and his wife have denied the Florida Highway Patrol an informational interview 3 times. So the FHP is seeking a warrant for the power to investigate further. It sounds like the cops want to know if this was a domestic violence case about as bad as we do!

And let’s be honest - Elin totally looks like the kind of chick that would flip with the quickness to “white trash” mode upon finding out her bank account/husband was sneaking around. 

We’ll just have to wait and see!

Tig

**In case you don’t know – PDGay = Public Display Of Gayness**

I think it’s great that sexual preference is becoming less and less taboo. I firmly believe that we should all be able to live happily and without fear. That being said- I think Adam’s AMA performance was too much!!

I am not offended that Adam decided to ”be gay” during the AMA’s the other night.  I’m offended that he is expecting to create fame out of controversy instead of building a career based on talent.

Most people don’t usually walk into their friend’s homes and perform simulated sex acts just to make sure that everyone present KNOWS that they like dick. We simply ask that others show the same respect. And since appearing on ABC is pretty much the same thing as walking into the living rooms of America – I’m thinkin thas wasn’t the right place to cock thrust his way into infamy. Then again - here we are blabbing about him, so perhaps I’m wrong…

Of course - after the more than 150o angry viewers called to complain, Adam was crying “DISCRIMINATION!” and preaching about hate. Ummmm – I have a feeling this is the same 1500 that called to bitch when Janet Jackson’s  titty ca-ca made a sneak appearance during the Superbowl.

In short – your theory is flawed Sir.

People (well, most people) aren’t mad because you simulated “gay” sex – they are mad that you simulated sex PERIOD.

I’m not a fan of the girls that get on stage and fake threesomes or dominatrix acts either. I like music – and I think it sucks that I have to put a condom on my husband and take antibiotics before watching music videos and award shows these days.

Like I said before – we get it Adam, you’re fabulous!

Tig

Not that Alex needs much help. With the cro magnon forehead and all the fake tanner – he does a pretty good job of it himself.

But Katie Price felt like lending him a hand by dumping him as she made her way out of the jungle earlier this week. Katie had been participating in Britain’s ”I’m a Celebrity – Get Me Out Of Here” when she decided to leave the show after being forced into elimination trials for the 6th time. But before she made her big announcement to the show, she made another announcement in her hotel room.

Even though Alex had flown in from Australia to reportedly propose to the model, she beckoned him to her hotel room to break his heart instead. She let him know that she is tired of him making cash off of her name and accused him of being a glory hound. Katie says -

“I have done a lot of reflection in the jungle. I realised it was best if I’m on my own. I don’t want a relationship.”

Um, yeah – like Katie Price has any right to dump a guy for trying to create celebrity out of nothing.

Anyway – friends are saying that Alex is crushed and he has already released a couple comments swearing his love was for Katie and not the bank accounts!

I think I would have more respect for the cross dresser if he just admitted he wanted the dollars!

We can only hope this won’t mean the end of public appearances from Alex’s alter ego Roxanne – cuz that bitch is HOT!

Tig

I don’t know why, but I thought this picture was beyond appropriate for this story.

Pam Anderson’s sons are 11 and 12-years-old now, so of course she figured this was a good time to break the sex tape news to them. Because, ya know – better to hear your mom is a cheap video whore from her than anywhere else! And since the tape is mentioned in Borat she was pretty sure they would hear about it.

“I knew kids were going to watch the film and there was a reference to the tape in the movie and they’re that age and, you know, people are going to start saying things,” Anderson said. “I just said, ‘Look, Mommy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and you’re probably going hear about something at school.’”

First of all - I doubt having sex with their father is the worst thing Pam is going to have to explain to her kids.  But is it really wise to let your kids think that’s what married couples do?! These boys will never be able to sit through a wedding without a serious case of immature giggles.

But my bigger issue is the fact that she was pretty sure the boys would find out after watching Borat. Why would she care about her kids finding out about a sex tape if she doesn’t care about her 11 and 12-year-old watching movies like Borat?!?!

She really is Mother Of The Year!

This just proves that Child Protective Services fails on a fairly regular basis.

Tig

Honestly, it’s not really fair to other men that he is even considered. The name of the award should be “Sexiest Man Alive… Besides Johnny Depp.” Of course, that’s NOT what it’s called – so……….

Once again People Magazine has named Johnny Depp the “Sexiest Man Alive”. And the best part is that I doubt Johnny even cares! I bet when People called he was just sitting in a cafe in France, sipping strong coffee, smoking cigarettes and laughing at how silly it all is!

That’s why he actually deserves it!

So, a quick congrats to Monsieur Depp – you will ALWAYS be the REAL Sexiest Man Alive….

Tig