Posts Tagged ‘Fashion Abuse’

Lady Gaga Kills A Photographer

Friday, November 6th, 2009

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K, so that might be a slight stretch of the truth….

But a photographer DID die after taking pictures of the singer/freak show in New York on Tuesday. It seems that Gaga walked down the runway during an event at Cipriani 42ndStreet wearing another of her signature outrageous outfits, and the photographer, A.J. Sokalner, was there to catch shots of the show.

Apparently he got more than he bargained for when he suffered a massive heart attack while packing up his equipment.

The agency that employed poor A.J., ACE Pictures denies that Lady Gaga had anything to do with his heart condition. The told Access Hollywood –

“He finished shooting [the event], he was packing up his cameras and he died of what is believed to be a fairly major heart attack – The event was finished, he wasn’t on the ladder, it was nothing to do with Gaga.”

They also claim that he had a history of poor health recently.

I liked the story better when he died from the shock of Lady Gaga’s crazy outfit. Damn it..

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Happy Labor Day! Have Some Ass Crack!

Monday, September 7th, 2009

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This is our first installment of Fashion Abuse and I have decided to dedicate it to Ass cracks and one SERIOUS power mullet! You’re Welcome :)

As for the picture above… just a guess.. she’s hunting for the keys that he’s hidden in his foot long ass crack/hot pocket ~ revenge for reminding him about his “diet” while he was zeroing in on the deep fried Twinkies vendor.

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I just have one question…. If he can’t remember to pull up his pants, should he really be trusted to check his own equipment?? The inability to cinch a belt around his waist makes me immediately question his ability to secure a safety harness..  I mean, he is about to jump off a mountain.. just sayin….

 

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I told you it was serious! Didn’t I tell you??

 I have to admire to level of commitment involved in this entire family’s “look”. Not only did they obviously coordinate, opting with black on black with turquoise accents for everyone, but Dad added the Skull zip up hoodie to drive the “Bad Ass Family” image all the way home. WOW.  And the hair on Mom, it transports me back to the sunset strip circa 1987 – that golden era that was fueled by the mullet, leather chaps, ripped acid wash and Aqua Net… just beautiful.. well done!!

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