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Taylor Lautner Wants You To Know What Turns Him On

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

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A year ago Twilight came out and Robert Pattinson soared to dreamboat status over night and girls all over the world were dripping in Team Edward gear. Well, this year – it’s New Moon, and it’s all about Taylor Lautner and Team Jacob. Even though Taylor has been romantically linked to Taylor Swift for a little while now, he still has plenty of lady-loves waiting in the wings. The rock hard abs, baby face and rebel scowl, it’s not hard to understand why girls everywhere are purring over this member of the pack.

With millions of girls falling in love with Taylor after watching New Moon, he picked the perfect time to tell People what he likes in his women.

“It’s pretty simple,” Taylor told People on Thursday. “Somebody who can be themselves and not put on a show.”

Did you hear that ladies?! No more acting a fool when the New Moon cast comes around, especially if you’re trying to get Taylor’s attention.

I have a funny feeling you aren’t listening at all.

Tig

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Johnny Depp Is People’s Sexiest Man Alive… Again!

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

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Honestly, it’s not really fair to other men that he is even considered. The name of the award should be “Sexiest Man Alive… Besides Johnny Depp.” Of course, that’s NOT what it’s called – so……….

Once again People Magazine has named Johnny Depp the “Sexiest Man Alive”. And the best part is that I doubt Johnny even cares! I bet when People called he was just sitting in a cafe in France, sipping strong coffee, smoking cigarettes and laughing at how silly it all is!

That’s why he actually deserves it!

So, a quick congrats to Monsieur Depp – you will ALWAYS be the REAL Sexiest Man Alive….

Tig

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Oh SNAP – They’re Holding Hands! Kristen Stewart & Rob Pattinson Together In Paris

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

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That’s right! They’re holding hands – like COUPLES do!

After all the vehement denials over the past few weeks, this picture seems to add a new level of speculation!

Is this the confirmation we have been waiting for? I mean, you can’t explain it away like the “concert photos,” there is no loud music and crowds forcing them together. They are just – holding hands cuz they WANT to!

This shot was taken as Kristen and Rob made their way to the private jet that would take them to London. The photographer had this to say to People magazine –

“[Robert and Kristen] were the last ones to leave the terminal to board the plane – Out on the tarmac, he took her hand, like young lovers. They stopped and looked at each other, their plane, the scene. They seemed very calm, in love. They continued holding hands boarding the plane.”

Awwwwww – ok, maybe – just MAYBE, this is what we have been waiting for!

I know that Bitty will love this, and love rubbing it in my face a little!

Tig 

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New Moons Wolf Pack Talk Six Packs And Party Time

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

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Everyone is pretty excited about the introduction of the wolf pack. They will be a huge part of the up coming New Moon movie (out Nov. 20th) and there is a lot of curiosity about the new comers.

In a recent interview with Access Hollywood, the wild bunch joked about how much better it is to be a wolf –

“We come in, it’s a party,” Says Chaske Spencer (Sam Uley)

“Vampires have that serious demeanor to them – when we come on set, that’s when the party starts,” Bronson Pelletier (Jared) threw in.

No kidding! I am totally looking forward to a little life in the Twilight saga (no pun intended), the brooding vampire thing can take a rest. The only thing that’s going to eff that up is Bella and her crybaby “I miss Shimmerpants” crap. They had to make the wolf pack at least a little bit fun or they would have to train theater ushers all over the country for suicide watch!

Anyway –

The group admits that they spend 90 minutes a day working out to maintain the ripped body of a werewolf. They even took a moment to debate who has the better abs! I’d have to admit that they all look pretty edible to me!

Bring on the shirtless and furry!

Tig 

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The New Moon Cast – Are They Coming To You?!

Monday, October 26th, 2009

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I wonder if they are going to do the same thing they did for the last movie. Do you remember?? They promised appearances from the “Twilight Cast” and all we got was supporting characters!!

Hmmm.. I spose that wouldn’t be so bad this time – since the supporting cast got a lot hotter with the addition of the wolf pack! Grrrr…

Anyway, starting on Nov. 6th the cast will take off on a quick tour of 15 cities across the US. Some of these appearances will even include Q&A of the cast and performances from a few of the bands off the new soundtrack.  It’s rumored that Death Cab For Cutie is one of the bands that will be joining the mini-tour.

I’m sure you can find all the information you need at HotTopic.com or something. I have a feeling you might need to buy something to be invited to the events, but hey – that’s marketing! God how I LOVE cash hungry Hollywood! I’ve listed all the information I could afford below.

Let me guess – you’d still need a plane ticket to see them, right?!

Sorry middle America!

Dates with asterisks include performances by bands featured on the New Moon soundtrack.

11/06/09 – Los Angeles, CA. – Hollywood & Highland*
11/08/09 – Denver, CO. – Park Meadows
11/09/09 – Chicago, IL. – TBD*
11/09/09 – Boston, MA. – Natick Collection*
11/09/09 – Washington, DC. – Fair Oaks Mall
11/10/09 – Houston, TX. – Houston Galleria
11/11/09 – San Francisco, CA. – Stonestown Galleria
11/11/09 – Philadelphia, PA. – Cherry Hill Mall*
11/11/09 – Minneapolis, MN. – Mall of America*
11/12/09 – Seattle, WA. – Westfield Southcenter*
11/12/09 – Atlanta, GA. – Mall of Georgia
11/13/09 – Phoenix, AZ. – Scottsdale Fashion Square
11/13/09 – Miami, FL. – Dadeland Mall
11/14/09 – Salt Lake City, UT. – Fashion Place*
11/19/09 – Times Square (New York, NY)

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They’re Living Together…. Wait, Haven’t We Heard This Before?!

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

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Britain’s More Magazine is reporting some not-so-breaking news. Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson are sharing a hotel suite in Vancouver, BC.

Well, actually – they are staying on the same floor, and for privacy reasons they have reserved every suite floor for themselves. I have a feeling this has more to do with the fact that neither one of these poor kids can take a piss without some crazy teenager knocking on the door to ask for a signature.  

 

Ok, Ok – I will TRY to play along!

 

Anyways – here’s a clip of the article:

“They have two rooms joined by a door. They use a third suite on the floor to listen to music or watch Blu-ray movies on a large, flat screen, when they stay in after a day’s shooting or on weekends,” a Twilight insider divulged. “They’re great. Every room has floor-to-ceiling windows and large, flat screen TVs and chandeliers. The baths double as Jacuzzis. And, best of all, that floor has its own butler and security,” the source added. “Robert and Kristen are transported to and from the set by accessing a private elevator system in the hotel that leads to a gated and guarded garage.”

 Hmmmm.. it all sounds rather suspect to me. But hey, who knows – even if the living arrangements are for security reasons, we all know it’s pretty hard to spend that much time that close to the same person without getting a little touchy-feely.. so yeah, perhaps they are “dating.”

 

*sigh*

Tig

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No Rob On The New Moon Soundtrack

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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Even though millions of little Twi-hungry teenagers cried themselves to sleep listening to the Twilight soundtrack, pretending that Rob was singing JUST TO THEM, he will not be making a second musical appearance on the soundtrack for New Moon. When asked why, Rob had this to say to the  Sydney Morning Herald -

“When the first film came out I felt like a complete tosser – It looked like I was trying to be cool or something, like Eminem. You know, be in a movie and then do a song for the soundtrack. But I didn’t look cool, I just looked ridiculous.”

Um Rob – we beg to differ Dear.

Anyway – further proof that Rob lives in fantasy land – he still claims that he can’t get a date. So much for those pesky Robsten rumors – riiiiight.

Rob is still sticking to his original story – blaming the fame for making it impossible to get close to a girl –

“To be honest, I still don’t really understand what’s going on – Like yesterday, I was having lunch down the road. We were in this place for a couple of hours and suddenly there was like 400 people outside on the street. It was just so nuts and it’s like that all the time now.”

He also claims that none of the screaming women want Rob – they all just want Edward and he can’t live up to it in person.

Poor deluded guy! I promise there are at least 6 or 7 of them that want YOU!

Silly boy!

Tig

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And Some Of You Doubted Me!!

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

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HA! It’s true! And it will hit the shelves on Nov. 10th!!

Are you freaking out?! I can hear it!

Ok – I’m not really one of the “Robsessed” – I can admit that he’s cute, but I really just feel bad for the poor kid! This won’t make it any easier for the guy to get around. Now every little girl will think they “know” him even better than they think they do now.

You’ll start hearing things like, “Actually, if you knew anything you would know that they didn’t actually wax his eyebrows for Twilight, they hired tiny little fairy’s from Ireland to come in and wish the hairs away one by one! Duh!!!” (I’m totally tagging this post with Bitty’s new Delusions of Grandeur tag – too fitting!)

I can’t wait!

Tig

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The Documentary To End All Documentaries!

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

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Most people have to wait till they’re dead to get a documentary! Rob is SO special!

I mean, they have 23 years to cover – potty training, a couple modeling gigs, Harry Potter and then Twilight. There, I saved you a few bucks!

Actually, they are calling it “Robsessed” and it will follow Rob from grammar school to being attacked in the streets by teenagers and soccer moms. So yeah – like I said, potty training, modeling, Harry Potter and Twilight.. DONE.

After all the “I hate my life now that I’m famous – please stop dragging me out into the street in front of cars,” crap- I’m kinda surprised he would sign up for a project that is centered around well, ummmm him.

Whatever – let’s call it what it is. A chance for little girls (and their mothers) to drool over Rob for an hour and a half without the pesky interruption of a plot or characters. I s’pose I can’t complain about that so much..

Tig

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Prince RPattz?!

Monday, October 5th, 2009

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Well kinda…. Maybe…

I guess there is a film in the works that’s based on Prince Harry called “The Spare” that centers around the turmoil of growing up as the royal in the middle. Even though Robert Pattinson has pretty much been in hiding this year, he’s reportedly up for the role. I would hate for them to die his perfectly frumpled hair – maybe he can rock a wig like his girl Kristen does for Twilight. She can give him pointers between sexual positions (cuz they fuck all the time, you know).

It’s not a sure thing, he is also up against Rupert Grint (Ron Weasly for those that don’t recognize his real name) and a few other British man-babes, so who knows.

But I can hear the frantic pen on paper noise of Rob fans starting up their campaign!

Tig

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