Posts Tagged ‘Jessica Simpson’

Odd-Ball Couple Award – Billy Corgan & Jessica Simpson

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Jess and Billy

Seriously! How odd is this?! What do you think they talk about?

I’m not even kidding – I would pay to watch them interact!

And – by the way, who hasn’t Jessica Simpson dated at this point?! I know – get to the story already – alright fine!

Apparently, after being spotted in New York together last week, the rumors have started to fly that Billy and Jessica are bumpin uglies. A “source” has claimed that Jessica is crazy about the former Smashing Pumpkins rocker, and he is telling friends they are a couple.

Yeah – weird right?! I’m sure they bumped into each other at some music has-beens get together, but how did they hook up?! Was she sifting through pork rinds near the bar when the scent of bbq’d meat drew him to her?!

I can’t wrap my brain around it.

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Some Lucky Bastard Got To Punch Kim Kardashian For Charity

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

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I think this should become the new trend in celebrity fund raising! I KNOW there are plenty of people that would pay HUGE stacks of cash to lay hands on a few of today’s rich and famous.

 In an attempt to raise money for the Dream Foundation, the Kardashians decided to take bids from the public for a chance to step in the ring with one of the Kardashian clan. It seems that one lucky bidder took the match a little more serious than Kim expected.

She walked out of the ring with a nasty shiner and bit of a deflated ego. She of course took to her blog to console herself and drum up a little sympathy afterwards.

Honestly – she deserves NONE. She was stupid enough to offer up the chance to take a swing at her – does she really not hear herself when she speaks? Does she not know that MOST of us can’t stand her and would love the chance to Take-Her-Down-To-China-Town?!

Obviously not! This is what she had to say on her blog-

“I didn’t want to let the charity down, so I decided to get in the ring. My girl was a good sport, but she was tough! I knew I had to do it for charity, since that’s what it was all about, but man, my girl could throw a punch! Look at my black eye!!!”

Like I said, this should become the new fad in fund raising throughout Hollywood – specifically, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton.. well you get the idea.

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Jessica Simpson Takes To Twitter To “Crap” On Merose Place

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

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Sisters tend to stick together and Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are no different. Even though she was a huge supporter of the show and her sister’s role on it, Jessica Simpson has changed her tune about Melrose Place.

Jessica took to Twitter (the new official breaking news source) to let us know how she really feels about the show –

CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press. Watch til Jan… :)

 

I love how she has to add that SHE has had some bad scripts too. Like the whole family is just plagued with terrible writers and not a serious lack of talent. I guess Daddy Simpson doesn’t have the same kind of connections in Hollywood as he does in the music world.

Too funny!

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From Tragedy to Tantrum

Friday, September 25th, 2009

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It wasn’t even a week ago that we were all lighting candles and attending vigils for Jessica’s abducted pup Daisy.. (I’m still hopeful!)

But now Jessica wants sympathy for something else. The terrible conditions she has to suffer in Africa. The umm, singer (I guess) is in Africa filming her new reality show The Price Of Beauty, and so far she doesn’t seem to be having a great time. She took to Twitter to complain about having to sleep in a mosquito net -

“WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?”

Ummm Jessica – Sweety, you don’t HAVE to. I’m sure malaria would look GREAT on you!

DUH – retard! Do you know how lucky you are to have the damn net?! Do you know how many family’s in Africa NEED a mosquito net!? If YOU want to provide a net for a family that needs one you can do so at Nothing But Nets!

Does this woman just not have a publicist!? Take away her Tweeting privileges already!

Check out the pathetic picture she posted with the Tweet.

SimpsonNet

 

*sigh*

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The Hunt for Daisey Continues!

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

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If you haven’t heard yet, 4 days ago Jessica Simpson’s prized pup Daisey was snatched up by coyotes. Poor Jessica witnessed the entire thing but she is still holding out hope that her “baby” will come home.

I can’t even begin to imagine how terrible it would be to see something like that, but I have an even harder time imagining that the dog will return safe and sound.

If you ask me, I think that Daisey staged her own death. If I was Jessica’s doggie – I would have done it years ago!

But Jessica is still holding out hope that Daisey will come back home. She’s posted signs asking neighbors to keep an eye out for the missing mutt. Telling them to be sure to check under porches and in other hiding places in case she is injured and scared to approach people.

She has even taken to Twitter to hush the skeptics -

“Still holding out hope despite the a**holes that say is it a dumb thing to do,” Jessica Tweeted Wednesday night. “Daisy is my baby…why would I stop searching? I’m a mom,”

Good luck Jessica – I really do hope that you’re right and Daisey is just waiting to be found.

As much as I wanna find a way to make fun – this really is just super sad.  Daisey is pretty damn adorable.

(Now I’M holding out hope)

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