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Michael Lohan To Testify Against Bad Dad BFF Jon Gosselin

Monday, November 9th, 2009

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TLC needs the help of Super Dad of the Century, Michael Lohan, to help nail Bestest Baby Daddy, Jon Gosselin’s chopped balls to the wall.

TLC is going after Jon for his questionable dealings while he was still under contract with them. Michael and Jon were in talks to possibly star in a show of their own called “Divorced Dads Club.” Here is what Michael had to say-

“I was working on a deal with him for a Nutrisystem endorsement and a book deal. He got paid a lot of money for different promotions, clubs, magazines, and by a TV network – At times he said what we were doing was OK; at times he said it was a problem.”

He also claims that Jon was pain in cash for multiple personal appearances that were not OK’ by TLC.

So not only is Jon a crappy dad – but he’s a shitty friend too! I wouldn’t trust this guy with a fake two-dollar bill!

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It’s Official, Jon Gosselin Is A Cry Baby

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

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Not that we didn’t already kinda know this, but now it’s officially confirmed.

During an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman decided to discuss their relationship. However, it quickly became apparent that the couple is anything but solid right now.

At one point they even began arguing openly when Hailey stated that she didn’t want to discuss their problems on national television (right, since their relationship has been so private this far) and Jon replied with “now it’s public.”

This is how the rest of the interview played out-

Jon starts – “This whole thing’s uncomfortable – I don’t like it. I mean, you’re telling me out there that you love me and you want to be with me, and then you…”

Hailey cuts in with – “I do love you, and you tell me you love me we would love each other and we want to be with each other, but it’s not healthy!”

To which Jon replies – “I’m not talking anymore,” (which is the exact same thing my 10 year old says when she is mad)

Things really went to shit when Hailey thought it would be a good idea to bring up the kids by asking if Jon wanted to “be a more honest person” for them –

Jon responded by taking off his mic and stomping off set.

I don’t blame the guy – I mean, it must really suck to be sold out by your partner in grime!

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Hailey Glassman Needs To Catch A Clue

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Hayley Glassman, Jon Gosselin

Hahahahahahaha –

Sorry, but I find this terribly amusing for some reason.
Hailey Glassman, (you know, the 22-year-old that Jon Gosselin left his wife and 8 children for) – is already crying to the tabloids about how crappy life with Jon can be. I guess that dreamboat of a man is more of a sweaty nightmare.

Hailey tells The Insider – “We’re at a point now where I don’t know why I love him, He’ll call me and take his anger out on me. He has ‘mantrums.’ I shouldn’t have to put up with being emotionally abused. I cry and say, ‘Why are you so mean to me?’ He takes it out on me.”

Didn’t she watch the show?! I’ll give you a little advice, ok?!

Jon doesn’t work well without a mommy figure around to keep him in line. All you need to do is explain that he can’t do anything right while rolling your eyes and talking shit about his hair plugs as you walk away. He will crumble into a quivering heap at your feet and you will be free of the crybaby crap!

Hailey also said that she is ready for her name to be forgotten so she can go live a happy normal life.

Seriously though – you aren’t supposed to be happy Hailey – you were fucking a married man with a house FULL of babies. And you did it in front of the American public.. Good luck babe.

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Would You Pay $12,000 To Hang With Jon Gosselin??

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

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If you said no, (please GOD tell me you said no) don’t invite him to your next party then, cuz this Bad Daddy doesn’t come cheap!

According to Tampa radio station 93.9 FLZ, a rep for Jon stated that the “star” requires a fee in the $10,000-$12,000 range – and that was just for a radio interview.

The station claims that they offered him first class airfare and hotel accommodations, but Jon needs more than a comfy place to sleep – he has 180,000 stolen dollars that a judge is making him pay back to Kate!

This cracks me up! The next time I get a request to show up somewhere (like the doctor’s office or work tomorrow) I’m going to demand an appearance fee! If it works for that nobody Jon, it will work for me too, right?!

The sad part of this – he’s making appearances, so he must be collecting the fee.

Such a joke.

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The OctoMom Wants A Piece Of Jon

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

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That’s right, the crazy baby lady has a thing for the bad dad of the year!

And wouldn’t they be the best match in Holy-Crap-Your-Crazyland history?! According to Nadya Suleman, even though she doesn’t feel like she is ready to date, she thinks Jon is “hot!”

I think the collagen in her lips is seeping into her head and infecting her eyes or something, cuz baby – hot is the LAST word I would use to describe Jon Gosselin. Other words I would use first are – Red, blotchy, swollen, hair plugged, chubby, chode, and cheap ass. But that’s just me.

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I think that TLC should give these two nutters their very own show!

Screw “Kate + 8!”

I wanna see” Nadya and Jon Get It On!!!!”

Ok, sorry – that was outta line.

Ahem

The OctoCrazy also wanted everyone to know that she really feels for Jon’s ex, Kate, as well. Saying “I feel for her. I wish everyone would leave her alone.” She added “I’m sure she trusts herself and trusts that she’s strong enough to handle it.” Umm… What the huh?!

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TLC Wants A Piece Of Jon’s Balls Too

Friday, October 16th, 2009

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After all the court/cash/dog/divorce/bank draining fuckery between Jon and Kate, TLC has decided to join the “I hate Jon” club and slap him with a breach of contract lawsuit.

That’s right, even though TLC told both Jon and Kate that filming would end if either one of them decided it was no longer healthy for the family, after forbidding camera crews from entering his PA property to film the kids (pulling the plug to the cash machine on Kate and TLC in the process) TLC has decided that Jon has broken his contract and they are out for blood – or large amounts of moolah.

Nobody messes with TLC’s millions, Pal.

Like we didn’t see this coming?! I think that Jon had this in the plans all along. He is just paving the way for his new Bad Dad reality show that he wants to star in with Michael Lohan!!

DUH

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WTF Jon?!?!

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

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So yeah – Jon’s a douchebag.

I really wanted to be on his side, and I really felt for him for having to put up with the tyrant that Kate can be, but this newest chapter to the Gosselin drama throws him right off the cliff.

TMZ reports that Jon has drained the account the couple shares. Taking over $200,000 dollars and leaving Kate with about a grand. And this is the account that Kate uses to pay the bills and feed the kids. I’m starting to think all that “It’s for the kids – I wanna save the marriage!” stuff that he was spouting to Larry King was BULLSHIT!

Kate’s lawyers are already out for blood – they plan to argue that the withdrawl goes against the current court order that requires any withdrawal to be consented to by BOTH parties. And they want Jon held in contempt!!

Could you imagine? Going to the ATM to grab a few bucks for bottled water and hair spray and only finding spare change?! Talk about a holy shit moment!

Kate’s lawyers are also claiming that Jon’s lawyer is a total scum bag puppet master. Saying that he has instructed previous clients to clean out bank accounts to pay his fees, and that he has been charged with fraud and other such un-lawyerly behaviour.

Jon’s really good at surrounding himself with shit.

Tig

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Kate Might Be Confused But TLC Is Pissed!

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

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This is Kate’s WTF?! face.  Isn’t it – umm normal (for her)?!

We knew this was coming – Kate’s response to Jon banning TLC from the property - 

“I’m saddened and confused by Jon’s public media statements. Jon has never expressed any concerns to me about our children being involved in the show and, in fact, is on the record as saying he believes the show benefits our children and was taping on Friday with the kids.”

 ”I check in regularly with each of the kids (TRANSLATION: She tells them that they LOVE being on the show) to be sure they want to participate in and continue with the show and will continue to do so. I do the show for my family because I believe it provides us opportunities we wouldn’t otherwise have(TRANSLATION: She really wanted Lipo and tummy tucks, Sprinters, Silverfox Bodyguards and free tanning oil). Jon used to share that belief until as recently as the day the network announced the name change of the show and indicated that Jon would have a lesser role in the show. It appears that Jon’s priority is Jon and his interests. My priority remains our children and their well-being (TRANSLATION: A Bitch Still Gotta Get Paid Right?!).”

This drama is NEVER going to end! And, umm didn’t Jon start bitching about the show back when he first left Kate? Complaining that it was all her idea and he kept doing it, even though he HATED it, just for her?!? 

All in all Kate’s statement was pretty tame – not as much “fuck you” as usual. TLC, on the other hand, is PISSED! They have released a statement that practically bitch slaps Jon for being a douche while at the same time reminding him they still pay his fuckin rent! It’s kinda beautiful – far less PC than I would have expected from TLC -

“We are aware of Jon Gosselin’s recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic. Despite Jon Gosselin’s repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents.”

Hahahaha see what I mean?! You don’t fuck with the Babysitter, and you don’t FUCK with TLC! (Please tell me you saw Adventures In Babysitting and got that!!)

I want a statement from the KIDS - this family has been feeding TLC exec’s for a long time – can’t they find another freak of a family to exploit now?? Give these 6 babies a break already!!

*sigh*

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Not Without Jon!!!

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

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This is Jon’s angry face – Isn’t it cute?!?!

Jon is pissed about being dropped from the show. So much so that he has banned TLC’s production crews from entering the PA home he co-owns with Kate. He released a statement via his lawyers saying -

“Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason - In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers.”

Jon is claiming the the TV show is bad for his kids and he wants to put an end to it. But wait – wasn’t he happily taping the show a week ago?! And isn’t it funny that he decided that the show was bad for the fam only after they kicked HIM off the show?! The very same day – to be exact.

Hmmmm

Sorry Jon, you should have navigated your great escape a little better. If you had played it right you could have gotten your own show and made Kate out to be the cunt supreme that she is. But – you didn’t do that. You acted like a douche, flaunted your fling all over the place. Ummm DUH dude.

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TLC Is Running From Jon So Jon Is Running Back To Kate

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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Since the ratings for Jon & Kate + 8 have continued to slip after the fairy tale family became a little too real, TLC has decided to drop Jon and change the show to just Kate + 8. Hoping to snag the single mother demographic with the trials and tribulations of a single millionairess trying to raise 8 kids with 6 nannies, 3 house keepers and a book tour. Yeah, cuz most single moms will totally be able to relate to that shit.

Um, pssssst – TLC, nobody cares anymore guys! I mean, not about the kids anyway. All we want is the Jon/Kate drama!! Can’t you just turn the show into Jon Hates Kate and leave the kids out of it?! You could show Kate freaking out at Jon for sneaking around with a bunch of fame hungry hookers instead of raising his kids.  And then Jon could spray paint “Mega Nag” on her Sprinter in the middle of the night.

Now that’s quality television!

Of course, about 13 seconds after TLC made the show announcement, Jon called his lawyer and put a stop to that whole silly divorce thing. He has officially requested a 90 day delay from the courts. And then he released this statement-

“Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That’s why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family — not destroy it. I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated [on June 22]. I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.”

Hahahahaha – in other words – “My bank account is empty and the Ed Hardy deal is falling apart, so ummmm, I wanna be a dad again!” What a piece!! And when was Jon suffering?! Was it during the parties in Vegas or when he moved his 20-something girlfriend in?? Seriously… I like my idea better - Keep hating each other, it’s WAY more fun!

*sigh*

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