Posts Tagged ‘Kanye West’

Kanye Was Dead For A Little While Today

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

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Ok, I know this really isn’t funny – starting a death rumor is a big fat No-No! It’s like that first thing they teach you in kindergarten. I remember it clearly.. “Ok, boys and girls!! Don’t forget to say thank you, don’t start death rumors, and share!”

 But umm, this shit cracks me up!! Poor Kanye found himself a trending topic on Twitter today in the form of RIPKanyeWest. The messages flew through the site like wildfire and fans were freaking out.

It has, of course, been proven that Kanye is very much still alive and kickin’. His girlfriend Amber Rose also took to Twitter to call the stunt “disrespectful.”

 It’s believed that the rumor started when 4Chan.com posted:

“bizarre car crash in Los Angeles involving two luxury cars early this morning rapper Kanye West dead, a second injured, a third arrested for gross vehicular manslaughter and a fourth person was detained by police.”

That in itself it fricken bizarre! Like I said, it’s a big fat No-No, but still.. It’s Kanye – so I think we can get away with a giggle…

 I’m gonna, even if yer not!

 Tig

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Kanye West’s New Short Film..

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

We have all seen the video clips of Kanye being drunk and making an ass of himself right? Actually, to be completely fair, we’ve seen A LOT of celebrity drunk videos. My only complaint about those precious clips is they are always so short!

Well, unlike some ego driven celebrities, Kanye was nice enough to release a 10 minute film. Director Spike Jonze followed Kanye around with a camera, cut and edited the footage and released this short film called We Were Once A Fairytale. 

Leave it to Kanye to embrace and exploit his stupidity. *sigh*

I’m sure this is supposed to be some deep, introspective on fame and celebrity and ego, or some crap like that, but really -- it’s just a night in the life of Kanye. He’s drunk, self adoring, sloppy, brash, and rejected by every woman in the club. I’m kinda loving this.

They lost me in the bathroom scene, where Kanye spews blood and yanks a live mouse from his belly, but the rest of it made me laugh until my sides hurt.

I don’t even need coffee today -- this video was all the pick-me-up I needed!!

Tig

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They Took Kanye’s Tour Away!

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

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Live Nation announced today that they have pulled the plug on the Lady GaGa/Kanye West’s “Fame Kills” tour.

It was only a couple of days ago that they released a statement to put an end to the cancellation rumors. Hmmmm.. Since they didn’t give any explanation and we don’t have an “official” reason we get to rely on clever speculation, but we all know why! It was the now infamous “Taylor” moment at the VMA’s. Once again exposing himself as the Duke of all that’s Douchey, he seems to have lost favor with more than just his “adoring fans”. Well, that and the fact that he has an up-coming court case that might land his ass in the clink. (We can only hope!)

I’m not surprised or disappointed. Kanye is a fuckstick – he doesn’t deserve the fame or the cash that he has already attained, let alone any more. I’m glad that someone had the balls to drop his ass like the turd he his.

As for Lady Gaga – well, you should have paid attention to who you were signing on with Honey – and, by the way, you can stop defending him now, he totally fucked you outta some serious cash.

Tig

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GaGa on Kanye – Please Forgive Him So I Can Get Paid

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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I’m not really surprised Lady GaGa is being so supportive – they will be touring together soon and his popularity will affect her bottom line. At least I think/hope that she is just looking out for her profit margins. Of course, Lady GaGa isn’t exactly normal - so maybe she means this crazy shit-

“I think it’s unfair to judge somebody on one mistake they’ve made,” she said. “I felt like that moment kind of like really portrayed him in a way that he really isn’t. It was just a random moment.”

Um, actually GaGa he has done this before. A lot.

Remember Kanye storming out for losing at the MTV Europe VMA’s?! Remember him going all ad-lib crazy on Mike Meyers during the hurricane Katrina fund raiser? Remember when he promised he would never perform at an MTV awards show EVER again, only to be seen on stage the very next year?!

Yeah – he’s a serial douche nozzle supreme. He is the Earl of Douchebaggery, The Sultan of Scum, and the King of the Cry babies. We can only hope that all of the rehab and self reflection rumors are true. And we can only hope that he understands that self reflection doesn’t mean staring at himself in the mirror.

*sigh*

Tig  

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MTV Video Music Awards…Kanye is an asshole

Sunday, September 13th, 2009

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Ok, spoiler alert! If you have not seen the VMA’s yet, you might want to skip this. I watched this live today (thanks satelite!) and was appalled at what happened in the first 20 mins.

True to form, Kanye West made an ass of himself and gave us all a bigger reason to hate his guts. Pink, Beyonce, Kelly Clarkson, Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift were all nominated for best female video. Taylor Swift won, surprisingly. So the girl goes on stage to accept her award and is 10 seconds into her speech when asswipe Kanye West rushes the stage, takes her mic and starts saying that Beyonce had the best video. Poor Taylor! Ok, so maybe she shouldnt have won in comparison to the other nominees, but she DID WIN and you just stole her moment you cocksucker!! Poor girl stood there with a shocked look on her face like she was on the verge of tears. Total confusion. So messed up. Sooo pathetic and ridiculous! I am sure alot  of people thought someone else should have won,  but that doesn’t give u the right to rush the damn stage and tell the world you disagree! NO FUCKING CLASS!!

Cut to commercial. This guy is out of control. He thinks he is entitled to do whatever he wants and say whatever he wants. He is not even that talented!! People, why do you continue to make this assclown rich by buying his bullshit music?? GIVE IT UP. BOYCOTT KANYE WEST ALREADY!! You know what was refreshing? Everytime his name was mentioned afterwards, the audience boo’ed like crazy! LOVE IT! And he won NOTHING!! HAAA! And Beyonce…well, she made up for it at the end of the show and that is all I will say.  It’s offical: Beyonce is a class act and I like her now. I know…I know…but when you see it, you will understand why!!

Robert Pattinson was looking FIIIINE as always, Kristen Stewart looked, um, yeah…not her best. That fuckin haircut has got to go! The trailer for New Moon was awesome!! I cannot wait! And that shot of Bob Pattinson bare chested in Italy…SWWWOOOOON!!! The werewolve CGI effects are pretty lame. Sooo Disney, so not scary. Thats disappointing, but we knew that already didnt we?

Since Tig is behind in watching this (west coast always sees things last *sad face*) I dont think it would be fair of me to give a whole run down on the show, so I am only going to offer a few opinions.

Madonna’s speech about Michael Jackson was amazing. WELL DONE! Also loved Janets performance in dedication to her brother. So sad :(

I think Lady Gaga’s performance was laaame/boring. And a lil in poor taste at the end since the whole show was dedicated to Michael Jackson…I will let you see for yourself.

Best performance of the night in my opinion goes to Pink. Love that girl!! Ok, I will hold off until Tig has seen the whole thing. Smoches!

-Bitty

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