Posts Tagged ‘Kate Gosselin’

Kate Sees A Movie Career In Her Future

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

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During TLC’s special You Ask/Kate Answers, Kate let us into her world by answering all of the burning questions we were dying to ask.

Personally I think they screened the questions – because nobody asked her when the fuck she would be going away. Just a hunch.

Anyway- she did tell us that she is looking forward to a career in TV and movies, saying:

“Somewhere in here I’ve discovered that I’ve done enough years of TV that I feel like it’s a normal, natural, comfortable place to be. I’d love to be in a movie at some point,” she said. “I would love to be the voice of a cartoon character in a movie for my kids. I think that would be fun.”

Oh goodie! I’m so looking forward to hearing her ragged voice even MORE! *sigh*

What kind of part would she play?! The over bearing wife? The control freak mother? The sad lonely and desperate 30 something single mom?!

Umm – we’ve seen it already!! Her range has been exhausted! Please stop encouraging this woman!!!

She also let us know that “Aloneness is so alone,” and that she doesn’t see herself marrying again until she is 73. Wow, she was full of surprises huh?! File this under DUH!!

It’s too early in the morning for this crap!

Tig

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WTF Jon?!?!

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

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So yeah – Jon’s a douchebag.

I really wanted to be on his side, and I really felt for him for having to put up with the tyrant that Kate can be, but this newest chapter to the Gosselin drama throws him right off the cliff.

TMZ reports that Jon has drained the account the couple shares. Taking over $200,000 dollars and leaving Kate with about a grand. And this is the account that Kate uses to pay the bills and feed the kids. I’m starting to think all that “It’s for the kids – I wanna save the marriage!” stuff that he was spouting to Larry King was BULLSHIT!

Kate’s lawyers are already out for blood – they plan to argue that the withdrawl goes against the current court order that requires any withdrawal to be consented to by BOTH parties. And they want Jon held in contempt!!

Could you imagine? Going to the ATM to grab a few bucks for bottled water and hair spray and only finding spare change?! Talk about a holy shit moment!

Kate’s lawyers are also claiming that Jon’s lawyer is a total scum bag puppet master. Saying that he has instructed previous clients to clean out bank accounts to pay his fees, and that he has been charged with fraud and other such un-lawyerly behaviour.

Jon’s really good at surrounding himself with shit.

Tig

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Kate Might Be Confused But TLC Is Pissed!

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

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This is Kate’s WTF?! face.  Isn’t it – umm normal (for her)?!

We knew this was coming – Kate’s response to Jon banning TLC from the property - 

“I’m saddened and confused by Jon’s public media statements. Jon has never expressed any concerns to me about our children being involved in the show and, in fact, is on the record as saying he believes the show benefits our children and was taping on Friday with the kids.”

 ”I check in regularly with each of the kids (TRANSLATION: She tells them that they LOVE being on the show) to be sure they want to participate in and continue with the show and will continue to do so. I do the show for my family because I believe it provides us opportunities we wouldn’t otherwise have(TRANSLATION: She really wanted Lipo and tummy tucks, Sprinters, Silverfox Bodyguards and free tanning oil). Jon used to share that belief until as recently as the day the network announced the name change of the show and indicated that Jon would have a lesser role in the show. It appears that Jon’s priority is Jon and his interests. My priority remains our children and their well-being (TRANSLATION: A Bitch Still Gotta Get Paid Right?!).”

This drama is NEVER going to end! And, umm didn’t Jon start bitching about the show back when he first left Kate? Complaining that it was all her idea and he kept doing it, even though he HATED it, just for her?!? 

All in all Kate’s statement was pretty tame – not as much “fuck you” as usual. TLC, on the other hand, is PISSED! They have released a statement that practically bitch slaps Jon for being a douche while at the same time reminding him they still pay his fuckin rent! It’s kinda beautiful – far less PC than I would have expected from TLC -

“We are aware of Jon Gosselin’s recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic. Despite Jon Gosselin’s repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents.”

Hahahaha see what I mean?! You don’t fuck with the Babysitter, and you don’t FUCK with TLC! (Please tell me you saw Adventures In Babysitting and got that!!)

I want a statement from the KIDS - this family has been feeding TLC exec’s for a long time – can’t they find another freak of a family to exploit now?? Give these 6 babies a break already!!

*sigh*

Tig

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Not Without Jon!!!

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

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This is Jon’s angry face – Isn’t it cute?!?!

Jon is pissed about being dropped from the show. So much so that he has banned TLC’s production crews from entering the PA home he co-owns with Kate. He released a statement via his lawyers saying -

“Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason - In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers.”

Jon is claiming the the TV show is bad for his kids and he wants to put an end to it. But wait – wasn’t he happily taping the show a week ago?! And isn’t it funny that he decided that the show was bad for the fam only after they kicked HIM off the show?! The very same day – to be exact.

Hmmmm

Sorry Jon, you should have navigated your great escape a little better. If you had played it right you could have gotten your own show and made Kate out to be the cunt supreme that she is. But – you didn’t do that. You acted like a douche, flaunted your fling all over the place. Ummm DUH dude.

Tig

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TLC Is Running From Jon So Jon Is Running Back To Kate

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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Since the ratings for Jon & Kate + 8 have continued to slip after the fairy tale family became a little too real, TLC has decided to drop Jon and change the show to just Kate + 8. Hoping to snag the single mother demographic with the trials and tribulations of a single millionairess trying to raise 8 kids with 6 nannies, 3 house keepers and a book tour. Yeah, cuz most single moms will totally be able to relate to that shit.

Um, pssssst – TLC, nobody cares anymore guys! I mean, not about the kids anyway. All we want is the Jon/Kate drama!! Can’t you just turn the show into Jon Hates Kate and leave the kids out of it?! You could show Kate freaking out at Jon for sneaking around with a bunch of fame hungry hookers instead of raising his kids.  And then Jon could spray paint “Mega Nag” on her Sprinter in the middle of the night.

Now that’s quality television!

Of course, about 13 seconds after TLC made the show announcement, Jon called his lawyer and put a stop to that whole silly divorce thing. He has officially requested a 90 day delay from the courts. And then he released this statement-

“Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That’s why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family — not destroy it. I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated [on June 22]. I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.”

Hahahahaha – in other words – “My bank account is empty and the Ed Hardy deal is falling apart, so ummmm, I wanna be a dad again!” What a piece!! And when was Jon suffering?! Was it during the parties in Vegas or when he moved his 20-something girlfriend in?? Seriously… I like my idea better - Keep hating each other, it’s WAY more fun!

*sigh*

Tig

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Crap – Now She Has a Talk Show

Monday, September 21st, 2009

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Aren’t you excited!?

I thought she was sick of the media.. Now she wants to BE the media.

It all makes sense now – like the fat girls in Jr High. They hated on the skinny bitches – till they lost a few pounds and could fit in a mini skirt, then they were sitting at the skinny table at lunch – making fun of fat girls.

That’s Kate, the used-to-be-fat girl.

But what is she going to talk about!? Why does she get to have an opinion? It’s all going to go something like this, “You don’t think” -” you’re stupid”- “whatever”- “are you kidding me!?” All said in that snotty, nasal voice of hers.

Yeah – I’m exited too.

At least she found a way to make money and annoy us without using her kids. Those poor babies need a vacation from their parents. (So do the rest of us, for that matter!)

Tig

P.S. Yes – I did notice that I didn’t tell you when or where to find the show. Because nobody cares, and if you do – shame on you!

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Now Jon is Ditching the Dogs..

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

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It’s a dog day so far -

Jon has decided to take the family dogs back to the breeders.

It sounds like he has chosen to take the pups back because Kate refuses to take care of them while on her time in the PA home with the kids. He didn’t say why HE couldn’t take the dogs with him though.

I honestly think this is just another way for these two to stay in the media and blame each other for everything.

Tons of people get divorced without giving up the dogs. These two would have dropped of the ids months ago if they weren’t providing them with a meal ticket.

This is just sad – sad for dogs, sad for the kids. I’ve never been a fan of people that treat pets like furniture, giving little thought to getting rid of them when they no longer match the decor.

*sigh*

Tig

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Nobody Wants This Hef!!!

Sunday, September 13th, 2009

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So it’s not official yet, but Hef has offered our favorite Kate to hate a butt ton of cash to strip down. Really – save the $400k and buy a new 18 yr-old instead! This is NOT what the public wants! How icky – in a big way!

Seriously, I don’t want to see her stretch marks and tummy tuck scars in all their gory glory.. and just exactly how would they have her pose?! Taking out the trash, packing lunches assembly line style, doing laundry, and nagging don’t exactly make men hot! Ok, maybe laundry does – at least my husband thinks it’s pretty sexy when I throw a load of his nasty ass work jeans in to wash – but the rest, not so much.

If it happens, I’m sure I won’t be able to stop myself from looking.. but I’m pretty sure I could die happy without it.

Tig

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