Katy Perry infuriates me. In my opinion, she cannot sing. She has such an incredibly ugly voice –its abrasive and borderlines on yelling. NOT A FAN AT ALL. And the fact that she stooped to a pathetic “girls gone wild” low to garner fame and attention from her song “I kissed a girl” makes it all the more worse! She just wants men all over the world to be all about her. If I see a lesbian singing this with her girls, that’s one thing-then it’s cute. But if I see girls dancing all slutty in front of dudes to this song, it’s another. I have seen it and its PATHETIC. Don’t act like you don’t know what I mean. I see thru her bull-ish! But I guess good for her, because it has worked. So good in fact that she is guest judging for American Idol next week. Because we all know Katy Pery has the vocal talents of Whiney Houston and Christina Aguilera (bitch, please-you don’t hold a candle!) she had this lovely tidbit to offer about her forecast for guest hosting…

“I might become a little bit of a buddy with Simon because whenever I watch that show, as much as he is an asshole, he’s a very truthful, honest asshole. I don’t want to break their hearts but how many of us know that one person that has been trying and trying, and doing karaoke, and little gigs here and there, at like, an open mic. And nobody has told them they can’t sing in pitch. I might be that gal to tell you the truth”

EARTH TO KATY! You can’t sing in pitch!!! Who do you think you are?? AHHH! Good job asswipe, destroy dreams while building yourself up! You my dear, were probably one of those people that sang at open mics and were always first on the list to “showcase” your blithering talent on karaoke night. You realized it wasn’t working so you came out with a song with bullshit lyrical content for all the wrong reasons for attention and wa-lah! You are now in the mindset that you are in league with true vocalists. You’re an idiot.

-Bitty