Tig is just over at her computer snickering at this rumor, and honestly, I do not blame her. It is a little out there, but thought I would spread the latest rumor that OK! Magazine is pushing. Bob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are….ENGAGED! Yep, they are not only shacked up together in his hotel suite in Vancouver BC, as well as house shopping together (cue your eye roll) but now they are apparently gearing to march down the aisle! Ashley Green is going to be the flower girl, and Peter Facinelli is going to preside over the ceremony! That jealous one, Nikki Reed, is going to be in the last pew crying her eyes out and when Facinelli asks if anyone objects she will scream with a tear stained manic expression on her face and come barreling down the aisle with a butcher knife raised in the air. Then Kellen Lutz will leave his position as best man to tackle Nikki to the ground. At this point, Bob (ok Rob sorry!) will be shoving his delicate fingers thru his hair nervously while Kristen Stewart mutters something about freaks under her breath. Taylor Lautner will rescue Nikki by picking Kellen up with ease and throwing him against the piano. It will be a beautiful ceremony.
Yeah, OK! Magazine did not add that to the story, I did. This Twilight stuff is just getting out of hand! Anyways, according to “sources” Kristen and Rob are having a great time calling each other “husband” and “wife” around the set during the day, then having late night rendezvous in his suite like they are already newlyweds. DURRRRRRRRRR
File this under: What Twihard Dreams Are Made Of.
-Bitty
