Posts Tagged ‘Lady GaGa’

Lady Gaga Kills A Photographer

Friday, November 6th, 2009

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K, so that might be a slight stretch of the truth….

But a photographer DID die after taking pictures of the singer/freak show in New York on Tuesday. It seems that Gaga walked down the runway during an event at Cipriani 42ndStreet wearing another of her signature outrageous outfits, and the photographer, A.J. Sokalner, was there to catch shots of the show.

Apparently he got more than he bargained for when he suffered a massive heart attack while packing up his equipment.

The agency that employed poor A.J., ACE Pictures denies that Lady Gaga had anything to do with his heart condition. The told Access Hollywood –

“He finished shooting [the event], he was packing up his cameras and he died of what is believed to be a fairly major heart attack – The event was finished, he wasn’t on the ladder, it was nothing to do with Gaga.”

They also claim that he had a history of poor health recently.

I liked the story better when he died from the shock of Lady Gaga’s crazy outfit. Damn it..

Tig

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They Took Kanye’s Tour Away!

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

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Live Nation announced today that they have pulled the plug on the Lady GaGa/Kanye West’s “Fame Kills” tour.

It was only a couple of days ago that they released a statement to put an end to the cancellation rumors. Hmmmm.. Since they didn’t give any explanation and we don’t have an “official” reason we get to rely on clever speculation, but we all know why! It was the now infamous “Taylor” moment at the VMA’s. Once again exposing himself as the Duke of all that’s Douchey, he seems to have lost favor with more than just his “adoring fans”. Well, that and the fact that he has an up-coming court case that might land his ass in the clink. (We can only hope!)

I’m not surprised or disappointed. Kanye is a fuckstick – he doesn’t deserve the fame or the cash that he has already attained, let alone any more. I’m glad that someone had the balls to drop his ass like the turd he his.

As for Lady Gaga – well, you should have paid attention to who you were signing on with Honey – and, by the way, you can stop defending him now, he totally fucked you outta some serious cash.

Tig

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Lady Gaga proves she isn’t packing man material.

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

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Um, GROSS. Ok! We get it Lady Ga Ga,  your a chick! But damn, did you HAVE to let us know by wearing this!? Well, shit, I guess you did.  But you purposely wore that color undies didn’t ya you sick fuck!? I hate your outfits. Its like your Planet Xenu’s mascot. Nice camel toe Lady Gag Me!

-Bitty

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GaGa on Kanye – Please Forgive Him So I Can Get Paid

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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I’m not really surprised Lady GaGa is being so supportive – they will be touring together soon and his popularity will affect her bottom line. At least I think/hope that she is just looking out for her profit margins. Of course, Lady GaGa isn’t exactly normal - so maybe she means this crazy shit-

“I think it’s unfair to judge somebody on one mistake they’ve made,” she said. “I felt like that moment kind of like really portrayed him in a way that he really isn’t. It was just a random moment.”

Um, actually GaGa he has done this before. A lot.

Remember Kanye storming out for losing at the MTV Europe VMA’s?! Remember him going all ad-lib crazy on Mike Meyers during the hurricane Katrina fund raiser? Remember when he promised he would never perform at an MTV awards show EVER again, only to be seen on stage the very next year?!

Yeah – he’s a serial douche nozzle supreme. He is the Earl of Douchebaggery, The Sultan of Scum, and the King of the Cry babies. We can only hope that all of the rehab and self reflection rumors are true. And we can only hope that he understands that self reflection doesn’t mean staring at himself in the mirror.

*sigh*

Tig  

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VMAs Have the Stars All a Twitter

Sunday, September 13th, 2009

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Tonight the VMA’s will air on MTV. Russell Brand will be hosting again (SWOON) and there will be plenty of star power on hand for the event.

And it sounds like some of those stars are just as excited as we are for the show tonight! Taking to Twitter - click on the names to link to their twitter account- to tell us about it, everyone from Katy Perry (warning us to lock up our men cuz her dress will be BANGIN – umm ew, but ok) to Pink reminiscing about VMA’s past.

Russell Brand has been nice enough to share a few clips of his rehersals (hilarious) and Muse  and Lady Gaga have been keeping us informed about their rehersal time too (and I can’t wait to see what bullshit “outfit” Lady Gaga pulls out for tonight).

Can’t wait for the show tonight – even if I will have the remote in hand, ready to flip channels when the Rap categories are announced!

I can’t wait to watch Russell make the nominees squirm, he is the king of innapropraite comments that fluster the famous.

I’m already getting the popcorn ready!

Tig

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Oh My Hot and Holy What the F*ck!?

Friday, August 28th, 2009

 

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Whoa big guy – lay off the lip gloss and take a break from the self tanner!

How and why and how does this appeal to today’s youth?! It’s not bad enough that I can’t unscrew that damn “Poker Face” bullshit out of my brain – oh no, apparently I have to endure this retardation as well.

V Magazine was taken over by the break out stars of this seasons America’s Best Dance Crew – That’s right, Vogue Revolution is holding the regular staff hostage and pumped out this joke of a cover”girl”. It’s the only explanation that I can think of!!

Oh, and a special treat for the kiddies - love those oh-so-fab glasses?? It sounds like you will be able to peel them off and stick them on YOUR face! Ummm gross much! Does it come with a little Purell to kill the GaGa germs first? Let’s not all line up at once!

I guess I almost have to admire GAGA’s ability to embrace the drag queen within. I just don’t have to understand why it has to be shared with the public.

Here’s a couple more pics from V Magazine -enjoy, kinda…

 

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