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Glee Gets Permission To Take On Madonna

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

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Do you watch Glee?

I watch Glee. It’s on right after So You Think You Can Dance, so yeah.

But it’s actually a really cute show.  It’s teenage/teacher/high school drama mixed with musical comedy.. It’s fun to watch if you can ignore how terrible the lip syncing is! I highly recommend it to other choir/glee nerds like me. It will make you giggle, at the very least!

Anyway – it sounds like Madonna is a fan of Glee too. She has given Fox permission to shuffle through her portfolio of music and cover whatever they want for the show.

The producers of the show must be serious Madonna groupies cuz they have decided to devote and entire episode to the Material Girl.

Too fun! The I love Madonna – I’m hoping they use mostly 80’s Madonna personally, but no matter what they pick it will be a great episode!

I’m so excited!

Tig

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No Love From Madonna’s Neighbors

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

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Even super-mega-uber stars can be shitty neighbors.

According to Karen George, living above the Material Girl has been a nightmare. So much so that she has filed a lawsuit against the co-op board of the shared Central Park building. Her complaint - they have allowed Madonna to torture her and the other tenants with her presence.

Karen claims that she has had to live with blaring music, stomping and shaking walls, for up to three hours a day, and repeatedly had to complain about ”unreasonably high-decibel, amplified music” that seeped into the walls, ceilings and radiators.

Ok.. that does sound pretty shitty. But dude, you live in the same building as MADONNA!

Besides, you better be careful Karen, cuz I have a feeling Madonna uses the music to cover up the screams of the young virgins she slaughters and drains on a daily basis. She needs fresh blood to bathe in or the spell doesn’t work! A little understanding would be nice!

The co-op swears they have threatened to evict her, but Karen ain’t hearin’ it and plans to continue with the lawsuit.

Tig

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Madonna needs a nap

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

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AHHHHH!! That picture scares the shit out of me!!!!! Hey remember when Madonna was hot? Dude, in the 80’s she was the coolest thing EVER! Her fashion, her hair, her attitude, come on! I idolized her…and I still idolize Madonna…Madonna from the 80’s that is. The Madonna we have today? Oh lordy she’s scary!! No woman should have those kind of biceps..and her white skin reminds me of an unskinned uncooked chicken! ICK! Dude chill on the damn weight lifting!

 So she was performing in Bulgaria Saturday night and passed out in the middle of a dance routine! Have you ever seen Deuce Bigelow, American Gigolo? The one girl who just falls asleep in the middle of whatever? That’s what it looked like! She was dancing, singing, bam, snoring! You can see the video for yourself here.

 Apparently she is suffering from exhaustion and anemia. Chick, that’s when you take a break, chug a Gatorade or 4, take a fatty bong rip (not for me but might be for you) eat a bunch of grub and take a long ass nap! Come on!

This is actually a little scary! Yikes!

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Madonna Might Love the Gypsies – But The Romanians Don’t

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

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This is her “O” face. As in OOPS!  

At a recent concert in Romania our favorite weight lifter/super uber mega star Madonna decided to use her super powers to battle the injustices suffered by the gypsies. Unfortunately the concert-goers weren’t quite as sympathetic.  Her pleas were met with boo’s and globs of cold mamaliga (google it)

And really, can you blame them? I mean, gypsies are crazy – didn’t you see the Hunchback of Notre Dame?! They hang out with circus freaks and panhandle. Not exactly the most savory characters if you ask me!

In all fairness – Madonna does know pretty much everything there is to know about anything – so perhaps I should re-evaluate my stand on the gypsies.

Of course, the staunch professional that she is – the boo’s went ignored and the show still went on!

Tig

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