Posts Tagged ‘Meg Ryan’

Meg Can Take A Hint – She’s Giving Up The Plumpers!

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

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After years of searching for the perfect pucker and coming up with a pathetic trout pout every time, Meg Ryan is saying good-bye to lip plumping!

And it’s only about 5 years too late! I mean, lets face it – the poor girl hasn’t just destroyed her lips. She can easily compete with the botox greats like Nicole Kidman, Teri Hatcher and Katie Price – but for some reason we can’t except her like we do them.

Of course, she should take that as a compliment – it’s because we hold her to a higher standard. We love her and expected her to rise above the Hollywood idea of perfection. We wanted her to stay sweet and soft and cute forever.

But now we know the truth – she is just like every other woman in the biz – susceptible to criticism and opinion.

And here I am talking my own line of shit – aren’t we awful?!

Meg – you’re perfect – don’t mess with perfection! I’m so glad your kissing the syringe good-bye!

Tig

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Ummm Meg.. What Did You Do To Your Face Hunny??

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Since you probably didn’t even realize that you were watching a movie trailer, I’ll tell you it’s for Meg Ryan’s new flick Serious Moonlight. I don’t blame you for missing that, since you were probably just hypnotized by the huge lips stuck to Meg’s semi-gloss, clay face.

When did that become the look?? Why do women think this is sexy? Earth to Meg -- you might think you look 15 years younger, but you’re still playing the old wife that’s being replaced by the YOUNG, fresh mistress.

You don’t look younger, you look… well, creepy! I’m afraid of you now, is that what you were going for Hunny? Cuz, that’s what ya got! We could almost forgive the lips but then you had to go and throw in the stretch/plump combo on the forehead. *tisk tisk*

I had to watch the trailer like 7 times before I could get through the entire thing without being mind-crippled by her plasticine face. But the movie doesn’t even look funny. It just looks like Meg is playing herself, old and desperate to stay relevant. And we don’t even get the cute Meg we love - instead we get this animatronic version, like Meg 3.0!

At least Kristen Bell looks cute.

Tig

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