Posts Tagged ‘Megan Fox’

Amanda Seyfried wasn’t crazy about kissing Megan Fox

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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Megan Fox had Amanda Seyfried in a tizzy over the girl on girl kissing scene the two share onscreen in the movie “Jennifer’s Body” which has been so far, a big fat FAIL at the box office! Anyways, Amanda spilled the beans on what it was like kissing Megan Fox. Oh Amanda, you don’t have to tell us because we already know! It was like kissing a toilet bowl that hasn’t been flushed after a trucker took an epic shit after driving straight for 5 hours while consuming greasy fast food on the road. Slurrrrrp! I can imagine it was pretty rancid for you to endure that smooch darling. Megan Fox speaks nothing but shit nonstop, so this cannot be shocking to anyone? OK, here is what Amanda really had to say…

 “It was difficult to do. I was uncomfortable because I normally kiss men. Even in front of people, to kiss someone for the first time, male or female, is still awkward. And then also, with a female, I was worried that she would judge me. It was just awkward, because we were pals, and then we had to make out with each other.”

 Yikes. Amanda, isn’t it a trip knowing that almost every male out there in the world would have traded spots with you in a second? I guess guys don’t mind sucking on turds. Ick.

 -Bitty

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Megan Fox Can’t Find and Audience For Her Slasher Flick

Monday, September 21st, 2009

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I guess that Megan’s star power isn’t quite as big as she thinks. Jennifer’s Body came in 5th at the box office this weekend, taking only $6.8 million -far less than the studio and it’s star had hoped.

It seems that the creepy PSA style internet commercials and the promise of girl on girl action just wasn’t enough to draw in the huge crowds they expected. Or maybe everyone is tired of hearing Megan’s voice. Besides- the nude photos of her during shooting have been on the net for months – so the men don’t have to pay $10 to see it on the big screen.

Of course – the movie was up against “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs”, that took in a HUGE $30.1 million - I mean, who can compete with that?!

Bummer – I really feel for the girl. *cough bullshit cough*

Tig

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Megan Fox really doesn’t deserve fame.

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

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See people? This is Megan Fox PRE op! Not as pretty was she? BITCH IS FAKE!! Ugh! OK, now post op, I admit it, I think Megan Fox is a beautiful, she had amazing surgeons. So yes she is gorgeous…0n the exterior. But its quite obvious not only from her own ridiculous comments and quotes, but from people who have worked with her, that she is a grade A BITCH.  Remember when Megan gave that interview calling Michael Bay “Hitler” and talking all kinds of other smack about him? Well some crew members from Transformers were irate enough about the interview and the blatant lies she spewed that they wrote an amazing letter in response to Megan. Its GREAT. It’s posted over at dlisted.com via Michael Bay’s website. I will post it below. This bitch is unbelievable…can’t wait until Tig sees it!

“This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!” I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.

But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!”

DAAAAAMN! They called you out bitch!!! And that quote about the pyramids…PRICELESS! If we were all so lucky to see something so amazing! The things this slut demands and says.  IDIOT!!

-Bitty

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Megan Fox Makes Me Wanna Gag… Again

Friday, August 28th, 2009

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Seriously – something HAS to be done about this chick’s mouth! I know that I should be used to her “I’m worship worthy and you’re an ass munch” attitude when it comes to interviews, but here she goes again.
When MTV News asked about her kissing scenes with co-star Amanda Seyfried she was quick to let us know that kissing the ladies ain’t no big thang.
“I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss”
Of course when asked about how Seyfried handled the girl-girl lip action Megan made sure to let us know (as if we ever doubted it) she can’t be out tramped by saying “I think she was extremely uncomfortable. I don’t think that — I know that,” Fox says. “She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing — like, giggling fits that happened in between takes.”
Is it just me or does she sound like a bitch when she says that!? Oh that’s right, she always sounds like a bitch.
Megan hunny –not all of us were born to be the screen whore that you were. We were, however, born to laugh at the stupid shit that falls out of your face!

Tig

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