This is classic celebri-tot preciousness. Backstage at one of Miley’s concerts Noah Cyrus throws down some seriously questionable moves to entertain some of the crew.

And really, who wouldn’t be proud of their sweet baby girl slappin her ass in front of a hallway full of on-lookers cheering her on?! This is what Hollywood parents dream of!

This isn’t the first questionable video released by Cyrus Family Productions (I made that up), but I think it might even be worse than the pole dancing party clip we got earlier this year.

Never fear -- it won’t be long till we get to hear our daughter begging for her CD’s.

You don’t think Miley is taking a break from music by coincidence do you?!?! Oh no -- she is simply stepping aside for the next generation of tween trash.

YAY

Tig

After years in the spotlight – and countless turns around the pole – Miley has had enough of the pop scene. Even though it’s been the tweens that finance her multi-million dollar bank roll, she is turning her back on them to pursue a more grown up image.

During an interview with Britain’s GMTV Miley let it spill that she is calling it quits on pop music. She’s decided to take a break (YAY) before coming out with something new and “edgy” (DAMN IT).

Here is her official statement -

“I kinda want this to be my last record for a little while and … take a break. In a few years, as I grow up, so will my fans – I’ll be able to have more of the sound of music that I’m into.”

I think it’s more likely that she is trying to avoid becoming obsolete by bowing out before the sales dry up.

Like I said – I’m looking forward to a break from her stripper pole stage shows and trashy “meet-the-queen” outfits (you have seen those pictures right?). But, unfortunately, it sounds like she has plans to return. Maybe we won’t hate her for being trashy when she is old enough to buy beer.

I doubt it..

Tig

I mean, examine exhibit A up there!

See what I mean, the epitome of morality and the perfect role model for America’s girls. Don’t you dream of your 16-year-old posing for “Morning After” photos?!?! I am personally monitoring my 10-year-old caloric intake – who needs a period when fashion covers are at stake?!

Anyways – Miley now has a brand new addition to her trailer court assesories – the under the boob tattoo!

Hers says “Just Breathe”

And she was recently photographed showing it off in her neon pink bikini while lounging pool side with pals.

Gotta love underage ink! Way to go Papa Cyrus – I’m sure you’re proud.

Tig

It’s about time these kids came to their senses!!

In a poll aimed at 9 to 15-year-olds, given by JSYK.com , Miley came out on top as the Worst Celebrity Influence of 2009!! 42% of those that participated decided that Miley’s pole dancing, 20-year-old boyfriend and Twitter pics were over the line.

Aren’t you upset that she deleted her Twitter right now?! She would SO be letting us know just how much she doesn’t care by venting via Tweet (No doubt accompanied by another belly/panty picture like the one above!)

Miley even beat out Kanye West! And I gotta say – it makes sense. Kanye might have made an ass of himself at the VMA’s and thrown a few other tantrum’s this year, but we EXPECT that from him. Based on the results of the pole, we prefer our 16-year-olds to be a bit more reserved than Miley can manage.

When you’re 16 and selling records to 11-year-olds, we don’t really want to see your panties all over the internet. If half naked pictures of any other girl Miley’s age started floating around the internet she would be suing those responsible. But not Miley – Miley posts them herself!

On a totally related side note – you know how when you go to Google and start typing things in it gives you a drop down menu of suggestions based on the most common searches?! Well, when you start typing in Miley Cyrus, the first thing that comes up is “Miley Cyrus Nip Slip.” I only bring this up because that doesn’t happen when you type in other celebriteens, like Selena Gomez or Taylor Swift. That’s because Taylor and Selena don’t wear trampy clothes their “nips” can slip out of!!

I’m SO ready for this family to back gracefully out of the spotlight. We’ve been abused by those teeth enough already!

Tig

Doesn’t that make sense? We already know she’s mastered the stripper pole, so keeping up with the SATC crew should be a cinch!

I guess she is going to share a scene with Kim Cattrall – just a cameo appearance. Sorry to all you Miley Maniacs – she doesn’t come in as the virgin niece looking for slut lessons- like she’d need them, c’mon!

Anyway –  Miley claims to be a big star of the show and has even said she would like to star in a teen version that’s more “age appropriate” – cuz, you know, she cares about that. *See the stripper pole comment above*

This just doesn’t make me wanna see the movie any more than I already did, but that’s not sayin much.

Tig