Bitty here! Did you know thousands of women have been demanding Kate’s high fashion hairstyle across the nation? Not so much. Kate the MILP (mom I’d like to punch) claimed that a month or so ago, but her stylist begged to differ, saying she hasn’t received one request for that hot mess of a haircut. Big surprise. This asshole lives in a mystical kingdom called Delusions of Grandeur! She is a world class bitch who degraded her husband every chance she got for millions of viewers to see. No wonder Jon has been out partying…that bish of a wife had his sack REMOVED! So what if he is out and about trying to grow them back with every mediocre eager 20 something he comes across? Just as long as Jon continues to be a good father, then I say go for it.

As for Kate, she recently went to Target, where she needed 4 fucking store employees to act as bodyguards when she left. BITCH! You are on reality TV, give me a break! You would think a REAL celebrity was leaving. Tsk tsk.