Posts Tagged ‘Music’

Babies Fix Everything… Right?

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

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At least that’s what Fergie seems to think.

In a recent interview Fergie let it drop that her and stripper friendly hubby, Josh Duhamel, are trying to conceive. Because we all know that when your marriage is in trouble all you have to do is add a baby to the mix and everything gets better!

Umm, right.

But hey – maybe this couple will make it work. I have a feeling that Fergies insecurities will keep her firmly latched to Josh’s side no matter what. Even after text messages and eye witnesses confirmed his cheating, she stood by her man because – well, she already knows nobody else wants her! If your man cheats with a crab infested pole tramp, your stock drops. It’s simple sexual economics.

Poor thing – kinda.

Good luck Fergie – really.

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Miley Is Bitting The Hand That Feeds Her

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

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After years in the spotlight – and countless turns around the pole – Miley has had enough of the pop scene. Even though it’s been the tweens that finance her multi-million dollar bank roll, she is turning her back on them to pursue a more grown up image.

During an interview with Britain’s GMTV Miley let it spill that she is calling it quits on pop music. She’s decided to take a break (YAY) before coming out with something new and “edgy” (DAMN IT).

Here is her official statement -

“I kinda want this to be my last record for a little while and … take a break. In a few years, as I grow up, so will my fans – I’ll be able to have more of the sound of music that I’m into.”

I think it’s more likely that she is trying to avoid becoming obsolete by bowing out before the sales dry up.

Like I said – I’m looking forward to a break from her stripper pole stage shows and trashy “meet-the-queen” outfits (you have seen those pictures right?). But, unfortunately, it sounds like she has plans to return. Maybe we won’t hate her for being trashy when she is old enough to buy beer.

I doubt it..

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We Get It Adam, You’re Fabulous!

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

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Except you kinda have stubby little sausage fingers. Maybe next time you shouldn’t make them such a focal point.

Anyway – here is the latest in “shocking” covers from American Idol winner, Adam Lambert’s, new single “For Your Entertainment.” Adam has already said that he pulled from multiple “glam” icons from the 80’s as inspiration for the photos.

This one is actually a little less “Hello world, I like boys!”, and I for one kinda like it! It’s about time the guys got to be as fab as all the ladies. Besides, anything that makes the staunch conservatives nervous gets my love! And trust me, Adam is making a lot of up-tight mommies squirm.

His skill with black eyeliner and mascara makes ME a little nervous – or jealous, either way.

I still think he has fat fingers, and that’s not so fab. But I’m going to TRY to overlook it.

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