Amongst growing concern from her family and friends, a month ago Katie Price announced that she was raped multiple times when she was younger. This revelation was meant to defend her “man O’ the month”  Alex Reid for staring in a very graphic rape scene in a super independent movie – saying she would never date someone that was violent since she had been a victim herself.

Anyway- She is now telling OK! Magazine that her rapist was a celebrity and yes her husband knew who he was but did nothing about it and (damn it) NO she won’t tell you who it was.

Ummm – ok.

Seriously – rape is horrific thing that destroys lives and I don’t even want to go into “is she fibbing?” but I will say this – It seems pretty silly to go to a tabloid instead of maybe – oh I dunno, the police?! Actually -that might not be a bad idea, they do seem to be more effective at gettin information than the fuzz. Hmmmm- that’s not a bad idea AT ALL! Sending paparazzi in as spies against domestic terrorism! Not only would they find Bin Ladin – but they would find him in cheap heels and some terrible off-the-rack number, drunk and in mid nipple slip! CRAP! Now I’m off topic………

Katie needs a hug, a therapist, and a detective STAT.

Tig