Posts Tagged ‘Oops’

Tiger Takes A Wood From The Wifey.. Well, Maybe….

Monday, November 30th, 2009

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The Thanksgiving weekend is stressful for most families, but Tiger Woods’ wild family fiasco landed him in the tabloids. We aren’t exactly sure what happened yet. And, to be quite honest, we might never know everything. But it sounds like either way it was a wild weekend for the golf pro and his model wifey.

Tiger claims he was just leaving the house for a quick spin (at 2:30am) when he became distracted and hit a fire hydrant and a tree. He then lost consciousness when his wife came to the rescue, breaking windows with a golf club to free her man from the wreckage.

Of course, there is another version -

According to TMZ, Tiger called a buddy and told him that Elin found out he was dippin his clubs in another woman’s water hazard and went a little postal. He told his pal that Elin attacked him and clawed his face before he hoped in the car and she chased him down. Tiger then told his friend that she chased him down, struck the car with the club, smashed the windows and distracted him, causing the accident.

So far, Tiger and his wife have denied the Florida Highway Patrol an informational interview 3 times. So the FHP is seeking a warrant for the power to investigate further. It sounds like the cops want to know if this was a domestic violence case about as bad as we do!

And let’s be honest - Elin totally looks like the kind of chick that would flip with the quickness to “white trash” mode upon finding out her bank account/husband was sneaking around. 

We’ll just have to wait and see!

Tig

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Pam Tells Her Tots About Sex Tapes

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

PamGoRound

I don’t know why, but I thought this picture was beyond appropriate for this story.

Pam Anderson’s sons are 11 and 12-years-old now, so of course she figured this was a good time to break the sex tape news to them. Because, ya know – better to hear your mom is a cheap video whore from her than anywhere else! And since the tape is mentioned in Borat she was pretty sure they would hear about it.

“I knew kids were going to watch the film and there was a reference to the tape in the movie and they’re that age and, you know, people are going to start saying things,” Anderson said. “I just said, ‘Look, Mommy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and you’re probably going hear about something at school.’”

First of all - I doubt having sex with their father is the worst thing Pam is going to have to explain to her kids.  But is it really wise to let your kids think that’s what married couples do?! These boys will never be able to sit through a wedding without a serious case of immature giggles.

But my bigger issue is the fact that she was pretty sure the boys would find out after watching Borat. Why would she care about her kids finding out about a sex tape if she doesn’t care about her 11 and 12-year-old watching movies like Borat?!?!

She really is Mother Of The Year!

This just proves that Child Protective Services fails on a fairly regular basis.

Tig

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This Is Why Women Like Football

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

This is my apology for the extra long weekend!!

You’re welcome!

During last night’s Chicago/Philly game, poor little (well, not-so-little really) Devin Hester was relieved of his pants by Philadelphia Eagle Dimitri Patterson.

I think it’s only fair, after years of putting up with those vapid cheerleaders, we girls finally get some booty!

Go Eagles!

Tig

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Brittney Is Into The Devil!!

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

britney_twitterThis is an actual screen shot of Brittney Spears’ Twitter page!

Do you follow Brittney? I do, I follow everyone!

I guess that Brittney is firing back about the lip syncing complaints coming out of Australia by devoting herself to Satan. Of course, even though it looks like she has drifted to the dark side, I have a feeling this is the work of Twitter hackers.

But it’s still pretty damn funny! It would explain a few things – like the head shaving stuff.. just sayin!

Speaking of Twitter – do you Follow CelebSolicit on Twitter yet?! You SHOULD!!

www.Twitter.com/celebsolicit

Tig

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Mike Tyson Lands In The Slammer After Knock Out At The Airport

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

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While traveling with his 10-month old daughter, Mike Tyson found himself in hot water after lashing out at the paparazzi. According to TMZ, the boxing champ felt that one of the camera toting terrorists was a little too close for comfort and punched him in the face.

It sounds like both the camera man and Tyson tried to perform citizens arrests on each other after the bloody incedent. Witnesses confirmed that Tyson was acting in self defense and both men were arrested and charged with battery.

Tyson was booked and held on $20,000 bail. Since he is a world champion boxer the charges MAY be increased to assault with a deadly weapon!

I can’t say I blame the big guy – not that I’m a fan of his past behaviors – but, if my kids were being stalked by the paps, I just might lose it a little too!

I’m sure this story isn’t quite over yet!

Tig

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Michael Lohan To Testify Against Bad Dad BFF Jon Gosselin

Monday, November 9th, 2009

BadDads

TLC needs the help of Super Dad of the Century, Michael Lohan, to help nail Bestest Baby Daddy, Jon Gosselin’s chopped balls to the wall.

TLC is going after Jon for his questionable dealings while he was still under contract with them. Michael and Jon were in talks to possibly star in a show of their own called “Divorced Dads Club.” Here is what Michael had to say-

“I was working on a deal with him for a Nutrisystem endorsement and a book deal. He got paid a lot of money for different promotions, clubs, magazines, and by a TV network – At times he said what we were doing was OK; at times he said it was a problem.”

He also claims that Jon was pain in cash for multiple personal appearances that were not OK’ by TLC.

So not only is Jon a crappy dad – but he’s a shitty friend too! I wouldn’t trust this guy with a fake two-dollar bill!

Tig

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Some Lucky Bastard Got To Punch Kim Kardashian For Charity

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Kim-Kardashian

I think this should become the new trend in celebrity fund raising! I KNOW there are plenty of people that would pay HUGE stacks of cash to lay hands on a few of today’s rich and famous.

 In an attempt to raise money for the Dream Foundation, the Kardashians decided to take bids from the public for a chance to step in the ring with one of the Kardashian clan. It seems that one lucky bidder took the match a little more serious than Kim expected.

She walked out of the ring with a nasty shiner and bit of a deflated ego. She of course took to her blog to console herself and drum up a little sympathy afterwards.

Honestly – she deserves NONE. She was stupid enough to offer up the chance to take a swing at her – does she really not hear herself when she speaks? Does she not know that MOST of us can’t stand her and would love the chance to Take-Her-Down-To-China-Town?!

Obviously not! This is what she had to say on her blog-

“I didn’t want to let the charity down, so I decided to get in the ring. My girl was a good sport, but she was tough! I knew I had to do it for charity, since that’s what it was all about, but man, my girl could throw a punch! Look at my black eye!!!”

Like I said, this should become the new fad in fund raising throughout Hollywood – specifically, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton.. well you get the idea.

Tig

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Do not rent your house to Kevin Federline!

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

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Please, people-nothing is shocking here!! Apparently Britney Spears ex husband trashed his rental in Cali according to Dlisted.com via TMZ where you can see the pictures of the damage.

So the landlords are wanting $100,000 dollars for the damages and for back rent. Thats right folks, he didnt pay rent for 6 months! Can you believe that? Geez!! Here is the list of damages.

Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
Broken light covers
Bent light posts
Broken tiles
Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
Drawings all over the walls
A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners’ permission)
Broken dishwasher … with broken baskets
Dismantled smoke detectors
Front driveway oil-leak damage
Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners’ permission)

You know what I love about this story? The shameless-ness of the landlords! Motherfuckers go to TMZ and air this shit?! I dont know if I think that is hilarious or pathetic. I can’t decide. It’s hard for me because my last landlords were complete and total snakes!! And $100,000 bucks!? Damn- thats a chunk of change for some fuckin dismantled smoke detectors. OK I know, lots more damage than that. Trust me, I am not defending the bottom feeder Federline, I just think this whole thing is rotton! K-Fed, clean shit up and pay rent you bum!! Landlords, way to be…um…I dunno…!! Ugh!

-Bitty

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Nicole Richie In Photog Fender Bender

Monday, October 5th, 2009

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This afternoon in Beverly Hills that flashbulbs must have been pretty bright for one photographer. Nicole Richie was rear ended by a photographer who just happened to be driving without a license!

An officer at the scene has said that Nicole was in a lot of pain but refused an ambulance, choosing to seek private medical attention instead.

How do you rear end someone that you’re taking pictures of? Seriously, was he adjusting the flash? Changing film – oh wait, everyone is all digital now, so p’rolly not. 

I hope that Nicole is ok – but where are the pictures?!?!

Tig

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I F*ckin Love Her For This – Don’t Fire Her Lorne!

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

I hope you get to see this before NBC makes YouTube yank it!!!

It’s SNL’s new cast member, Jenny Slate, during her first episode last night -- droppin the F word all over live TV. Her face is precious, that “oh shit” thought runs up and down her brain and lands in a blow fish moment she will forever regret.

But really, who hasn’t thrown “fuck” out now and then?? Even our sweet litty Bitty throws it out with flare - she LOVES to say FUCK!

I’m a fan myself, so I’m just not gonna hate on Jenny for this, and I’m hoping that Lorne doesn’t fire her for this. I think they should make it an even bigger joke on next week’s show.

For fuckin ratings!

Tig

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