Posts Tagged ‘Pamela Anderson’

Pam Tells Her Tots About Sex Tapes

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

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I don’t know why, but I thought this picture was beyond appropriate for this story.

Pam Anderson’s sons are 11 and 12-years-old now, so of course she figured this was a good time to break the sex tape news to them. Because, ya know – better to hear your mom is a cheap video whore from her than anywhere else! And since the tape is mentioned in Borat she was pretty sure they would hear about it.

“I knew kids were going to watch the film and there was a reference to the tape in the movie and they’re that age and, you know, people are going to start saying things,” Anderson said. “I just said, ‘Look, Mommy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and you’re probably going hear about something at school.’”

First of all - I doubt having sex with their father is the worst thing Pam is going to have to explain to her kids.  But is it really wise to let your kids think that’s what married couples do?! These boys will never be able to sit through a wedding without a serious case of immature giggles.

But my bigger issue is the fact that she was pretty sure the boys would find out after watching Borat. Why would she care about her kids finding out about a sex tape if she doesn’t care about her 11 and 12-year-old watching movies like Borat?!?!

She really is Mother Of The Year!

This just proves that Child Protective Services fails on a fairly regular basis.

Tig

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Pamela want us to know she isn’t a broke ho!

Monday, September 28th, 2009

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Aw Pam. We knew you had some old blowjob money to spend! Of course you do! But you wanted to be selfish and buy all the uggs in the world. And brown eyeliner pencils. Because what would Canadian Titties be without those pencil drawn eyebrows? She would be, well, maybe better looking? Regardless, the accusations have caught up with her and she had this statement issued.

“These reports are crazy and I cannot believe this has become a media issue. I am actually touched at how much concern has been expressed for me over this. It is true that I am in a dispute with some of the contractors working on my home. This is because after paying millions of dollars to build the house I continue to get bills from the contractors. My lawyers are reviewing the work done to see if the bills are fair. If they are, they’ll be paid. If they aren’t, they won’t be.”

“I am just sorry this contractor went to the press, especially when I was working out of the country. I did not speak publicly about this before because I had no desire to embarrass anyone who worked on my home and whose work and bills are now part of arbitration. On a separate issue, mistakes may have been made in calculating taxes owed and we are now in the process of ensuring that any taxes owed are paid. Unfortunately there are tax liens. However, I’m financially secure and I want to thank everyone who expressed concern for me based on these rumors.”

File this under: Whatever.  Yes Pamela, the world was extremely concerned that you were struggling financially. We were holding local candlelight vigils and praying in large groups for your financial woes. Bitch please!

-Bitty

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