Posts Tagged ‘Poor Thing’

Meg Can Take A Hint – She’s Giving Up The Plumpers!

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

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After years of searching for the perfect pucker and coming up with a pathetic trout pout every time, Meg Ryan is saying good-bye to lip plumping!

And it’s only about 5 years too late! I mean, lets face it – the poor girl hasn’t just destroyed her lips. She can easily compete with the botox greats like Nicole Kidman, Teri Hatcher and Katie Price – but for some reason we can’t except her like we do them.

Of course, she should take that as a compliment – it’s because we hold her to a higher standard. We love her and expected her to rise above the Hollywood idea of perfection. We wanted her to stay sweet and soft and cute forever.

But now we know the truth – she is just like every other woman in the biz – susceptible to criticism and opinion.

And here I am talking my own line of shit – aren’t we awful?!

Meg – you’re perfect – don’t mess with perfection! I’m so glad your kissing the syringe good-bye!

Tig

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Elton John Has A Case Of The Sicks

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

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Poor Little Elton John – actually, poor everyone that has to be around him when he’s sick. Can’t you just imagine?!

I can see it now, all wrapped up in his blankie – a cup of spiked hot tea, demanding to have his temperature taken – the old fashion way- and crying about how fabulous people shouldn’t get sick!

The 62-year-old singer has had to cancel multiple show dates in the UK and has extended his cancellations to shows in Seattle and Portland, OR, as well. His rep is claiming that it’s just a touch of  E-coli with a hint of  flu and says that Elton is fine, he just needs time to recover.

Promoters are hoping to reschedule the Northwest dates for December, so don’t start ripping up your tickets just yet.

I hope Elton feels better soon! For every-one’s sake!

Tig

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