Are you fucking KIDDING me?!?!

This chick is out of control… First she sinks her talons into Russell and now she’s going after our dear friend Bitty’s one and only.. Robert Pattinson!!!

The word is that the two celebrated a friends birthday by singing kareoke. The pair is claiming is wasn’t a date. But they came together and left together (with Rob taking a spot in the back seat while Katy sat up front) and witnesses say they spent most of the night leaning into each other and getting pretty cozy. And, get this – it wasn’t the first time they’ve been there together!! A staff member at the bar (Dimples Supper Club in Burbank, CA) says she brings him there OFTEN, saying that when she shows up – he seems to follow! EWWWW

Is no one safe?! And how could Rob be tricked into getting close enough to this trashy piece to let her gain more fame from him?!?!

She is a fame sucker – a sycophant of the highest rank.. truly willing to lick anything that will catch her some attention.

Poor little girl – and Rob – WHOA WHOA WHOA ok!

Tig

Once again we are being teased by more reports of Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart acting a little more friendly than friends do.

While most of the New Moon cast was partying the night away at The Box in Manhattan, Rob and Kristen decided to skip the media heavy event and opt for a slightly more intimate evening. After popping in to say hello to Taylor Lautner and friends at the members-only Soho Club the “couple” left together and made another appearance at The Avenue where they sat “very close” and seemed satisfied to keep company with each other.

At the end of the evening multiple witnesses saw them leaving hand-in-hand, walking close and speaking sweetly to one another.

I gotta say – this is sounding more and more like romance than just a simple friendship but I’m still waiting for the public make-out session to decide!

Tig

A year ago Twilight came out and Robert Pattinson soared to dreamboat status over night and girls all over the world were dripping in Team Edward gear. Well, this year – it’s New Moon, and it’s all about Taylor Lautner and Team Jacob. Even though Taylor has been romantically linked to Taylor Swift for a little while now, he still has plenty of lady-loves waiting in the wings. The rock hard abs, baby face and rebel scowl, it’s not hard to understand why girls everywhere are purring over this member of the pack.

With millions of girls falling in love with Taylor after watching New Moon, he picked the perfect time to tell People what he likes in his women.

“It’s pretty simple,” Taylor told People on Thursday. “Somebody who can be themselves and not put on a show.”

Did you hear that ladies?! No more acting a fool when the New Moon cast comes around, especially if you’re trying to get Taylor’s attention.

I have a funny feeling you aren’t listening at all.

Tig

Wow – these are SO creepy!

You gotta love the way toy manufacturers think though. They are going to make millions on these damn dolls!

They did a pretty good job I spose, I mean – they only scare me a little bit. When Barbie makes dolls based on real people they always come out looking a little bit off. And it sounds like  a couple of the stars from the Twilight Saga agree -

Taylor Lautner’s reaction to the doll – “Oh my! – That is so bad. Hide that thing right now! I do not want to see it. This is very embarrassing.”

Hahaha – too funny. But really, the Jacob doll is the best one, I think. Poor Robert Pattinson wasn’t as lucky. When he caught his first glimpse of the Edward doll he didn’t even recognize it as himself!

“I have long hair? – Who does that look like? It looks like an ’80s pop star or something.”

And I have to agree – the doll does look a little more like George Michael circa 1987 -that hair! What is that!?!

Oh well – luckily we only have to wait TWO MORE DAYS to see the real thing up on the big screen! *sigh*

Tig

That’s right! They’re holding hands – like COUPLES do!

After all the vehement denials over the past few weeks, this picture seems to add a new level of speculation!

Is this the confirmation we have been waiting for? I mean, you can’t explain it away like the “concert photos,” there is no loud music and crowds forcing them together. They are just – holding hands cuz they WANT to!

This shot was taken as Kristen and Rob made their way to the private jet that would take them to London. The photographer had this to say to People magazine –

“[Robert and Kristen] were the last ones to leave the terminal to board the plane – Out on the tarmac, he took her hand, like young lovers. They stopped and looked at each other, their plane, the scene. They seemed very calm, in love. They continued holding hands boarding the plane.”

Awwwwww – ok, maybe – just MAYBE, this is what we have been waiting for!

I know that Bitty will love this, and love rubbing it in my face a little!

Tig 

Kristen Stewart is tired of the Robsten rumors and she’s letting her “Fuck off” flag fly.

When asked about her “relationship” with Twilight saga co-star Robert Pattinson, Kristen let’s Entertainment Weekly know that she is beyond tired of the question by channeling her inner trucker.

“I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it – But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f—ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?’”

“I’ve thought about this a lot – There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’ I’m just trying to keep something – If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor, I’d be like ‘F— off!’ I would answer the exact same way.”

I love that she isn’t your typical PC Hollywood starlet. I think, by now, I would be pretty sick of the question too. I don’t even think anyone asks either of them anything else anymore.

I still think they’re doin it.

Tig

We are just a few weeks away from the release of New Moon, and all of the cast interviews are starting to pop up everywhere. We’ll start today with what many of you consider the most important!

It’s hard to believe that a year ago we barely knew who he was. Now Robert Pattinson can’t grab a cup of coffee without a bodyguard and gaggle of grinning tweens on his tail.

In a new interview with Vanity Fair, Rob talks about being shy and looking like a “cartoon character.”

I don’t know how he can think he’s not attractive, but the humble 23-year-old still can’t see it like we do.

He’s also quite shy and says – . “I’m unbearably self-conscious about stuff,” and claims that his biggest fear is his ass crack slipping out in front of the paps.

When asked about the fame he admits – “I’m trying not to drown.”

As for his relationship” with Kristen, “It doesn’t make any difference what you say [to the tabloids] – I’ve literally been across the country [from Kristen], and it’s like ‘Oh, they were on secret dates!’ It’s like ‘Where? I can’t get out of my hotel room!’”

Poor Rob – we feel for ya buddy!

Tig

Kristen Stewart isn’t exactly new to Hollywood, but she still isn’t crazy about being famous.

In an interview with BlackBook Magazine, Kristen says –

“Nothing about being a celebrity is desirable – I’m an actor. It’s bizarre to me that everybody’s so obsessive. I don’t want to be a movie star like Angelina Jolie”

Too bad Kristen, if you haven’t noticed, you’re already there.

Actually, right now, she’s even hotter. Angelina can still take her kids to the pet store without being mobbed. Poor Kristen can’t even step out of her hotel with creating a scene.

She goes on to talk very briefly about New Moon co-star Rob, but she simply reiterated that the pair are just good friends – nothing more.

With all of the attention Taylor Lautner has gotten after a couple of dates with Taylor Swift, it would surprise me if Rpattz and Kstew were still keeping a relationship under wraps for press purposes. I mean seriously – do you have any idea how many little girls would LOVE to see these two admit their together?!

But hey – I could be wrong.

Tig

I wonder if they are going to do the same thing they did for the last movie. Do you remember?? They promised appearances from the “Twilight Cast” and all we got was supporting characters!!

Hmmm.. I spose that wouldn’t be so bad this time – since the supporting cast got a lot hotter with the addition of the wolf pack! Grrrr…

Anyway, starting on Nov. 6th the cast will take off on a quick tour of 15 cities across the US. Some of these appearances will even include Q&A of the cast and performances from a few of the bands off the new soundtrack.  It’s rumored that Death Cab For Cutie is one of the bands that will be joining the mini-tour.

I’m sure you can find all the information you need at HotTopic.com or something. I have a feeling you might need to buy something to be invited to the events, but hey – that’s marketing! God how I LOVE cash hungry Hollywood! I’ve listed all the information I could afford below.

Let me guess – you’d still need a plane ticket to see them, right?!

Sorry middle America!

Dates with asterisks include performances by bands featured on the New Moon soundtrack.

11/06/09 – Los Angeles, CA. – Hollywood & Highland*
11/08/09 – Denver, CO. – Park Meadows
11/09/09 – Chicago, IL. – TBD*
11/09/09 – Boston, MA. – Natick Collection*
11/09/09 – Washington, DC. – Fair Oaks Mall
11/10/09 – Houston, TX. – Houston Galleria
11/11/09 – San Francisco, CA. – Stonestown Galleria
11/11/09 – Philadelphia, PA. – Cherry Hill Mall*
11/11/09 – Minneapolis, MN. – Mall of America*
11/12/09 – Seattle, WA. – Westfield Southcenter*
11/12/09 – Atlanta, GA. – Mall of Georgia
11/13/09 – Phoenix, AZ. – Scottsdale Fashion Square
11/13/09 – Miami, FL. – Dadeland Mall
11/14/09 – Salt Lake City, UT. – Fashion Place*
11/19/09 – Times Square (New York, NY)

Tig

Britain’s More Magazine is reporting some not-so-breaking news. Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson are sharing a hotel suite in Vancouver, BC.

Well, actually – they are staying on the same floor, and for privacy reasons they have reserved every suite floor for themselves. I have a feeling this has more to do with the fact that neither one of these poor kids can take a piss without some crazy teenager knocking on the door to ask for a signature.  

Ok, Ok – I will TRY to play along!

Anyways – here’s a clip of the article:

“They have two rooms joined by a door. They use a third suite on the floor to listen to music or watch Blu-ray movies on a large, flat screen, when they stay in after a day’s shooting or on weekends,” a Twilight insider divulged. “They’re great. Every room has floor-to-ceiling windows and large, flat screen TVs and chandeliers. The baths double as Jacuzzis. And, best of all, that floor has its own butler and security,” the source added. “Robert and Kristen are transported to and from the set by accessing a private elevator system in the hotel that leads to a gated and guarded garage.”

 Hmmmm.. it all sounds rather suspect to me. But hey, who knows – even if the living arrangements are for security reasons, we all know it’s pretty hard to spend that much time that close to the same person without getting a little touchy-feely.. so yeah, perhaps they are “dating.”

*sigh*

Tig