Posts Tagged ‘RP’

No Rob On The New Moon Soundtrack

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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Even though millions of little Twi-hungry teenagers cried themselves to sleep listening to the Twilight soundtrack, pretending that Rob was singing JUST TO THEM, he will not be making a second musical appearance on the soundtrack for New Moon. When asked why, Rob had this to say to the  Sydney Morning Herald -

“When the first film came out I felt like a complete tosser – It looked like I was trying to be cool or something, like Eminem. You know, be in a movie and then do a song for the soundtrack. But I didn’t look cool, I just looked ridiculous.”

Um Rob – we beg to differ Dear.

Anyway – further proof that Rob lives in fantasy land – he still claims that he can’t get a date. So much for those pesky Robsten rumors – riiiiight.

Rob is still sticking to his original story – blaming the fame for making it impossible to get close to a girl –

“To be honest, I still don’t really understand what’s going on – Like yesterday, I was having lunch down the road. We were in this place for a couple of hours and suddenly there was like 400 people outside on the street. It was just so nuts and it’s like that all the time now.”

He also claims that none of the screaming women want Rob – they all just want Edward and he can’t live up to it in person.

Poor deluded guy! I promise there are at least 6 or 7 of them that want YOU!

Silly boy!

Tig

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And Some Of You Doubted Me!!

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

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HA! It’s true! And it will hit the shelves on Nov. 10th!!

Are you freaking out?! I can hear it!

Ok – I’m not really one of the “Robsessed” – I can admit that he’s cute, but I really just feel bad for the poor kid! This won’t make it any easier for the guy to get around. Now every little girl will think they “know” him even better than they think they do now.

You’ll start hearing things like, “Actually, if you knew anything you would know that they didn’t actually wax his eyebrows for Twilight, they hired tiny little fairy’s from Ireland to come in and wish the hairs away one by one! Duh!!!” (I’m totally tagging this post with Bitty’s new Delusions of Grandeur tag – too fitting!)

I can’t wait!

Tig

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The Documentary To End All Documentaries!

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

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Most people have to wait till they’re dead to get a documentary! Rob is SO special!

I mean, they have 23 years to cover – potty training, a couple modeling gigs, Harry Potter and then Twilight. There, I saved you a few bucks!

Actually, they are calling it “Robsessed” and it will follow Rob from grammar school to being attacked in the streets by teenagers and soccer moms. So yeah – like I said, potty training, modeling, Harry Potter and Twilight.. DONE.

After all the “I hate my life now that I’m famous – please stop dragging me out into the street in front of cars,” crap- I’m kinda surprised he would sign up for a project that is centered around well, ummmm him.

Whatever – let’s call it what it is. A chance for little girls (and their mothers) to drool over Rob for an hour and a half without the pesky interruption of a plot or characters. I s’pose I can’t complain about that so much..

Tig

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Prince RPattz?!

Monday, October 5th, 2009

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Well kinda…. Maybe…

I guess there is a film in the works that’s based on Prince Harry called “The Spare” that centers around the turmoil of growing up as the royal in the middle. Even though Robert Pattinson has pretty much been in hiding this year, he’s reportedly up for the role. I would hate for them to die his perfectly frumpled hair – maybe he can rock a wig like his girl Kristen does for Twilight. She can give him pointers between sexual positions (cuz they fuck all the time, you know).

It’s not a sure thing, he is also up against Rupert Grint (Ron Weasly for those that don’t recognize his real name) and a few other British man-babes, so who knows.

But I can hear the frantic pen on paper noise of Rob fans starting up their campaign!

Tig

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The New Moon Posters Are Finally Here!

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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And, oh aren’t they pretty?!?!

I love how the posters represent the three different cliques as just that – so very different. I just can’t wait to see how they let the movie unfold. I think they did a pretty good job in casting this time. Dakota Fanning still screams Jane to me. And the wolves….. SWOON. Even if they turn into Disney style, cartoon ridiculousness – they make HOT humans!

I want to see this NOW!

Here are the other two posters for you! Enjoy -

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Tig

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Robsten: ENGAGED! *tries not to laugh*

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

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Tig is just over at her computer snickering at this rumor, and honestly, I do not blame her. It is a little out there, but thought I would spread the latest rumor that OK! Magazine is pushing. Bob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are….ENGAGED! Yep, they are not only shacked up together in his hotel suite in Vancouver BC, as well as house shopping together (cue your eye roll) but now they are apparently gearing to march down the aisle! Ashley Green is going to be the flower girl, and Peter Facinelli is going to preside over the ceremony! That jealous one, Nikki Reed, is going to be in the last pew crying her eyes out and when Facinelli asks if anyone objects she will scream with a tear stained manic expression on her face and come barreling down the aisle with a butcher knife raised in the air. Then Kellen Lutz will leave his position as best man to tackle Nikki to the ground. At this point, Bob (ok Rob sorry!) will be shoving his delicate fingers thru his hair nervously while Kristen Stewart mutters something about freaks under her breath. Taylor Lautner will rescue Nikki by picking Kellen up with ease and throwing him against the piano. It will be a beautiful ceremony.

 

Yeah, OK! Magazine did not add that to the story, I did. This Twilight stuff is just getting out of hand! Anyways, according to “sources” Kristen and Rob are having a great time calling each other “husband” and “wife” around the set during the day, then having late night rendezvous in his suite like they are already newlyweds. DURRRRRRRRRR

 

File this under: What Twihard Dreams Are Made Of.

 

-Bitty

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