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Bye Bye Brittany Murphy – Super Sad

Monday, December 21st, 2009

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I am so ready for this year to be over. I HATE reporting deaths, and this year has been full of them. Such a shame!

The latest tragedy to add to the list of gone-to-soon is Brittany Murphy. We fell in love with the brown-eyed beauty in the 90’s when she starred in Clueless with Alicia Silverstone and she continued to hold our hearts with her quirky smile and classic laughter.

The actress was only 32 years old, and we don’t have a whole lot of information yet. It sounds like she was rushed to the hospital after a collapse at her home.

Many celebrity bloggers are speculating drug abuse or anorexia may be to blame. We will have to wait until the toxicology report is released later this week.

No matter what happened or why she died, this is super tragic! Such a sweetheart – so loved by those who worked with her. Here is what a few of her Hollywood pals have had to say so far -

Ashton Kutcher: “2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany’s family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon”, later adding, “see you on the other side kid.”

Soleil Moon Frye tweeted, “RIP sweet Brittany. I will never forget the beautiful school girl you were and woman you became.

Hilary Duff said, “I’m still in shock, I’m just grateful for life and still having it…RIP Brittany Murphy.”

“I am so sad about Brittany Murphy. Too young. She always seemed like she wanted to please everyone,” notes Juliette Lewis.

“Britney they say died of cardiac arrest from anorexia. Jesus christ how long before we realize we r too hard on women in this biz,” asks Jamie Kennedy.

I’m sure that we will hear more as the week progresses and more information is released.

So sad – so very sad!

Tig

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Isn’t She Adorable – Ass Slappin At 9?!?!

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

This is classic celebri-tot preciousness. Backstage at one of Miley’s concerts Noah Cyrus throws down some seriously questionable moves to entertain some of the crew.

And really, who wouldn’t be proud of their sweet baby girl slappin her ass in front of a hallway full of on-lookers cheering her on?! This is what Hollywood parents dream of!

This isn’t the first questionable video released by Cyrus Family Productions (I made that up), but I think it might even be worse than the pole dancing party clip we got earlier this year.

Never fear -- it won’t be long till we get to hear our daughter begging for her CD’s.

You don’t think Miley is taking a break from music by coincidence do you?!?! Oh no -- she is simply stepping aside for the next generation of tween trash.

YAY

Tig

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Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Now!!!!

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

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Are you fucking KIDDING me?!?!

This chick is out of control… First she sinks her talons into Russell and now she’s going after our dear friend Bitty’s one and only.. Robert Pattinson!!!

The word is that the two celebrated a friends birthday by singing kareoke. The pair is claiming is wasn’t a date. But they came together and left together (with Rob taking a spot in the back seat while Katy sat up front) and witnesses say they spent most of the night leaning into each other and getting pretty cozy. And, get this – it wasn’t the first time they’ve been there together!! A staff member at the bar (Dimples Supper Club in Burbank, CA) says she brings him there OFTEN, saying that when she shows up – he seems to follow! EWWWW

Is no one safe?! And how could Rob be tricked into getting close enough to this trashy piece to let her gain more fame from him?!?!

She is a fame sucker – a sycophant of the highest rank.. truly willing to lick anything that will catch her some attention.

Poor little girl – and Rob – WHOA WHOA WHOA ok!

Tig

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Babies Fix Everything… Right?

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

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At least that’s what Fergie seems to think.

In a recent interview Fergie let it drop that her and stripper friendly hubby, Josh Duhamel, are trying to conceive. Because we all know that when your marriage is in trouble all you have to do is add a baby to the mix and everything gets better!

Umm, right.

But hey – maybe this couple will make it work. I have a feeling that Fergies insecurities will keep her firmly latched to Josh’s side no matter what. Even after text messages and eye witnesses confirmed his cheating, she stood by her man because – well, she already knows nobody else wants her! If your man cheats with a crab infested pole tramp, your stock drops. It’s simple sexual economics.

Poor thing – kinda.

Good luck Fergie – really.

Tig

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Miley Is Bitting The Hand That Feeds Her

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

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After years in the spotlight – and countless turns around the pole – Miley has had enough of the pop scene. Even though it’s been the tweens that finance her multi-million dollar bank roll, she is turning her back on them to pursue a more grown up image.

During an interview with Britain’s GMTV Miley let it spill that she is calling it quits on pop music. She’s decided to take a break (YAY) before coming out with something new and “edgy” (DAMN IT).

Here is her official statement -

“I kinda want this to be my last record for a little while and … take a break. In a few years, as I grow up, so will my fans – I’ll be able to have more of the sound of music that I’m into.”

I think it’s more likely that she is trying to avoid becoming obsolete by bowing out before the sales dry up.

Like I said – I’m looking forward to a break from her stripper pole stage shows and trashy “meet-the-queen” outfits (you have seen those pictures right?). But, unfortunately, it sounds like she has plans to return. Maybe we won’t hate her for being trashy when she is old enough to buy beer.

I doubt it..

Tig

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Weezer Singer Taken To Hospital After Bus Crash!

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

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I don’t know what’s going on out on the roads lately, but I have another celebrity car accident to tell you about!

First Tiger, then Tom and now Rivers Cuomo. The Weezer front man was on his way to a gig when the bus lost traction after finding unexpected icy roads. River and another passenger were taken to the hospital with non life threatening injuries.

His wife and daughter were luckily unharmed in the accident.

Here’s to a fast recovery! And hey – let’s all take it easy on the roads out there as it gets colder!!

Tig

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Sometimes You Just Have To See Some Titty

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

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Of course, I haven’t ever been one to feel that way – but we all know that some men out there do!

This could just be a cultural misunderstanding – We all know they do things a little different in Indiana. But I’m going to go ahead and shake my head at Donald Crawford anyway. It seems that he was SO compelled to take in some PBR and pole dancing that he decided to leave his 5-year-old son in the car while he did it.

How exactly do you think this went down? Did he leave the house planning on a trip to the titty bar? Or was he driving to the store to pick up a new Tonka truck for his boy when they passed a strip club and he was unable to resist the pull of steak and crabs?!

Anyway – after about 45 minutes of booze and boobs, Donald stepped outside and panicked when he couldn’t find his truck or his son. So, he did what any reasonable person would do – he called the police to report a stolen truck and missing child.

Behold the best 911 call transcripts EVER-

Dispatcher:  Were you in a business or something?

Crawford: No, I was at whatever this little strip club is.

Dispatcher: You left him in the truck to wait for you?

Crawford: He was sleeping.

Now for the best part – the truck wasn’t stolen, ol’ Donny was just too drunk to find it. The cops discovered his son in the unlocked truck watching cartoons with the keys in the ignition.

Like I said, maybe this is just a simple cultural misunderstanding. Maybe this is how they bond in that part of the country.

I’m still shaking my head!

Tig

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Tom Brokaw And Wife Survive Fatal Car Accident

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

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Both Tom Brokaw and his wife Meredith are ok after their vehicle was involved in a serious collision on the Bruckner Expressway in New York yesterday.

A rep for the Brokaw’s released  statement in regards to the accident-

“Tom and Meredith Brokaw, at around 1 p.m. today, were in a three vehicle accident on the Bruckner Expressway. The Brokaws were in the far left lane when they noticed a spool of cable bouncing along the far right lane.

Just then, a green SUV in the right lane came up fast and tried to avoid the cable. The driver lost control of her vehicle and slid into the middle lane, forcing a mail truck into the Brokaw lane of traffic. As the mail truck careened into the Brokaw lane, Tom hit the brakes hard and skidded along the median. When the mail truck catapulted the median the Brokaw vehicle slid into it.

Neither Tom nor Meredith were injured but tragically the driver of the SUV was thrown from her vehicle and killed. Tom and Meredith are greatly saddened by this loss of life.”

It was the 28-year-old female driver of the SUV that was killed, and another driver was taken to the hospital in critical condition.

Our respects go out to the families and friends of ALL involved. What a sad story!

Tig

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Say Good-Bye To The Teddy Bear Chest.. Alec Baldwin Is Giving Up Acting

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

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Middle aged women all over the country are weeping today.

Alec Baldwin is saying good-bye to acting. He told Men’s Journal that he has lost his interest for acting and will call it quits in 2012.

He also told the mag that he isn’t exactly impressed with his career in Hollywood.

“The goal of moviemaking is to star in a film where your performance drives the film, and the film is either a soaring critical or commercial success, and I never had that.”

I think that BeetleJuice fans will disagree – but I spose he’s kinda right.

Regardless – I will STILL be getting a call from my mother about this story – full of “Why’s?!?!” and “I just don’t understand!”

Tig

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UFC Star KO’d By Illness

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

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Former WWE wrestler and scary monster man, Brock Lesnar, is fairly new to the UFC, but it doesn’t sound like we will get to see much, if any, more of him. I’m sure this will disappoint many fight fans, like myself, since Brock was proving to be one hell of a brawler.

Dana White, President of the UFC, released a comment claiming that the fighter is “very,very sick” and possibly on his way to the Mayo Clinic for treatment that could include “major surgery.”

Brock was diagnosed with Mono over a week ago, but after fainting in Canada he was admitted into the hospital where they discovered something more significant. Nobody has said exactly what is ailing the fighter, but it doesn’t sound good. Claims that he may never fight again are already circulating. And before you ask, cancer and HIV have been ruled out as possibilities.

We hope you get well soon Brock!

Tig

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