Seriously! How odd is this?! What do you think they talk about?

I’m not even kidding – I would pay to watch them interact!

And – by the way, who hasn’t Jessica Simpson dated at this point?! I know – get to the story already – alright fine!

Apparently, after being spotted in New York together last week, the rumors have started to fly that Billy and Jessica are bumpin uglies. A “source” has claimed that Jessica is crazy about the former Smashing Pumpkins rocker, and he is telling friends they are a couple.

Yeah – weird right?! I’m sure they bumped into each other at some music has-beens get together, but how did they hook up?! Was she sifting through pork rinds near the bar when the scent of bbq’d meat drew him to her?!

I can’t wrap my brain around it.

Tig

**In case you don’t know – PDGay = Public Display Of Gayness**

I think it’s great that sexual preference is becoming less and less taboo. I firmly believe that we should all be able to live happily and without fear. That being said- I think Adam’s AMA performance was too much!!

I am not offended that Adam decided to ”be gay” during the AMA’s the other night.  I’m offended that he is expecting to create fame out of controversy instead of building a career based on talent.

Most people don’t usually walk into their friend’s homes and perform simulated sex acts just to make sure that everyone present KNOWS that they like dick. We simply ask that others show the same respect. And since appearing on ABC is pretty much the same thing as walking into the living rooms of America – I’m thinkin thas wasn’t the right place to cock thrust his way into infamy. Then again - here we are blabbing about him, so perhaps I’m wrong…

Of course - after the more than 150o angry viewers called to complain, Adam was crying “DISCRIMINATION!” and preaching about hate. Ummmm – I have a feeling this is the same 1500 that called to bitch when Janet Jackson’s  titty ca-ca made a sneak appearance during the Superbowl.

In short – your theory is flawed Sir.

People (well, most people) aren’t mad because you simulated “gay” sex – they are mad that you simulated sex PERIOD.

I’m not a fan of the girls that get on stage and fake threesomes or dominatrix acts either. I like music – and I think it sucks that I have to put a condom on my husband and take antibiotics before watching music videos and award shows these days.

Like I said before – we get it Adam, you’re fabulous!

Tig

Isn’t Rosie stunning?!?! You MUST rent Exit To Eden – if you’ve done something terrible and deserve to be punished! You’ll get Rosie in that outfit for like 10 full minutes! And trust me, even if she is KINDA pulling it off in that picture, once you add her Bronx-accented, lawnmower of a voice… OUCH

Anyway – Rosie went on the air with Howard Stern a couple of days ago and said a few interesting things. After admitting that she has split with her long time partner Kelli, she went on to discuss her “almost affair” with Angelina.

“She gave me her phone number,” she says.

“We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through – I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.”

Can’t you just see it?!

We all now that Angie has had some love for the ladies, so this could totally be true – but I have my doubts - only because Rosie has always been a big girl, and Angie isn’t down with the round. I think it’s great that Rosie admits to being afraid of her though, I always kinda saw Rosie as fearless – so that’s pretty funny.

Talking about her own love life wasn’t enough to keep people interested so she went on to discuss how gay Oprah is. Yep – Rosie is convinced that Oprah and Gayle are doin the dirty.

Of course, we already knew that.. So, yeah.

Tig

I can handle the pictures of them holding hands and walking around London. I can even handle the pictures of her leaving his damn apartment in the morning. But THIS?! Ohhh the sweet look on her face and, why does he have to look at her that way?!

What a shitty thing to wake up to.

It looks like this should-be fake relationship is gaining momentum. The couple has been seen gallivanting about town hand in hand, giggling and flirting with each other, on a more regular basis. And I HATE it!

I was willing to overlook the post VMA hook-up, I mean – I expect those kind of things from Mr. Brand. But this “getting serious” crap has got to end! I’m not saying that Russell can’t have a woman – I just prefer it when he has a LOT of them! It was funny when I thought he was going to hit and quit it – that’s the kind of girl Katy Perry is.. She isn’t “relationship” material, and he isn’t supposed have “relationships”.. just relations!

This type of behavior is above you Russell, I need to to be a pig, damn it.. 

*sigh*

Tig

Damn you Katy Perry! Right now, because of you and your fame whoring slutface ways, my dear friend Tig is over at her desk, softly weeping. Katy was caught “snogging” her new boyfriend and Tigs main celeb crush Russell Brand at LAX airport.

Here’s the deal kids. Katy Perry is that chick that wants constant male attention. She gains fame and notoriety by coming out with a song about how she likes kissing chicks, because we all know men love that trait in a gal! You know, when that bullshit song came out, every dude I know, metal-heads, jocks, stoners, hippies, blue collar types, all of them, including my husband LOVED that song. GEE, I wonder why!? It couldn’t have been for its amazing musical composition or badass beat could it have? OH NO. We know why. Katy is a slut.

So Russell Brand declares his want for Katy at the VMA’s just like every other male and what does she do? She jumps right on the train. Russell Brand is known for garnering attention, and hey what a great way to get more attention Katy!? She is fucking him only because he showed interest on national TV. She is a fame fucker. She is nauseating. Tig, I stress to you again, this is not built to last my love! Eventually he will tire of her and move on.  When he does dump her for something much hotter, she will make out with another girl for more attention from men and find another guy to drool over her for a bit. A pitiful bitch. How sad to be so insecure!

-Bitty

Have you heard about Shauna Sands possible sex tape leak?! Well, it sounds like Shauna’s baby daddy, Lorenzo Lamas, has and he wasn’t as excited about it as some of you may be.

 After hearing about the possibility that his ex might out-whore herself by releasing a sex tape with her new beau, Lorenzo threw a tantrum and Shauna raced to his place to try to smooth things over.

I’m sure it went something like this –

Lorenzo – “What the fuck?! Are you kidding me? This is so unhealthy for our children, what’s wrong with you?!”

 Shauna – “Ummmmm, Lorenzo, how could this be any worse for them than when it came out that I was screwing your son?!”

 Lorenzo – “Hmmm – you have a point. Ok, it’s cool. I’ll write you a note promising not to take the kids and give you my blessing. coughWHOREcough”

 And that letter says?!?!

 I, Lorenzo Lamas, will not seek custody of my minor children with Shauna Sand.

Even in the event of a release of a sex tape with her and her boyfriend.

If you’re wondering, yes – the note is REAL. How silly is this?! If he didn’t take the kids when he found out she was showing her pinks to his boy why would he care about a sex tape!? This whole family is a joke! What are they famous for again!?

Thank God they are starring in their own reality show now!

*sigh* 

Tig

Well aint this some shit. According to Ace Showbiz, Russell Brand and Katy Perry went public this weekend at a party hosted by fashion house Fendi in Paris. Apparently the man-slut was very gentleman-like with the whore, escorting her through the party and shielding her from the paparazzi, as we can see from the picture above.  Please, Katy Perry is a whore in every way! For Dick, For Vadge, For Fame, For Attention, For Cameras, for everything! Look at her face, she looks half ass annoyed he is blocking a few camera lenses. I wish the picture was bigger…is that skank wearing a garter?? WTF.

I guess the whole thing started from a love poem Russell wrote Katy after proclaiming his crush on her publicly, on stage at the VMA’s. He was thrilled they were staying at the same hotel. I bet the poem went like this…

“Katy my dear I like your bum, I hope that you can blow me while I eat a plum. Your a whore and my dick is dry, so lets screw all night and then get high!”

See, this is true romance to a slag like her. She couldn’t resist! Tig, I hope you are not fretting too much, as I really do think this will blow over soon! They are just a couple of over eager sluts sluttin it up and will soon either grow bored or come down with chlamydia and go there seperate ways.

-Bitty

Dear Tig-

I am sorry for the news on the fuckery between Russell Brand and that tramp Katy Perry. I hope that Russell Brand tosses her aside like a loaded used condom when he is threw with her. I really pray he hurts her and makes her feel poorly about herself. Why? Because I loathe her…and because I love you. You know, because they have gone to Thailand together and have been “hanging out” together since the VMA’s,  she is already thinking that she has him on lock. HA! Russell Brand on lock!? Can you imagine? Katy Perry is nowhere near as cool as she thinks, and I am sure Russell just sees a way to wet his pecker. So, sleep well tonight sweet Tig, take comfort in knowing that he is just whoring about like usual.

-Bitty

I do believe that one of the last things Russell said at the end of the MTV VMA’s was something like “And hey, Katy Perry didn’t win anything so I am the real winner tonight!”

Well, you know what they say – Be careful what you wish for!! Cuz Katy doesn’t just kiss girls, apparently she kisses award show hosts too!

Party goers have reported that Katy and Russell were snuggled up pretty close at the post VMA shin-dig and they were seen sharing “long” smooches and a lot of one-on-one time. I’d like to say that I don’t approve, but who am I kidding – these trollops were made for each other!

And since I know you’re wondering – this isn’t the first sexcapade of Russell’s that I’ve had to endure so I’m really ok…. really *sniff*

Tig

Apparently this bitch does! Michelle Duggar, her husband and their 18 children are getting ready for baby 19!!

I have no idea what this woman is thinking! How in the hell do you pop out 18 kids, survive it without dropping your innards completely, and decide to give it one more shot?! I feel so bad for her vag! Her vag needs an advocate – someone to stand up for it and put an end to this madness! If I was this woman’s vag I would have quit her ass 10 babies ago!

This woman has those crazy baby eyes – just look at her. She wants to diaper you and make sure you’ve been burped.

And they call the OctoMom nuts.. Michelle Duggar has her beat.. BIG TIME!

Here’s the rest of the brood of insanity….