Posts Tagged ‘sluts’

Pam Tells Her Tots About Sex Tapes

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

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I don’t know why, but I thought this picture was beyond appropriate for this story.

Pam Anderson’s sons are 11 and 12-years-old now, so of course she figured this was a good time to break the sex tape news to them. Because, ya know – better to hear your mom is a cheap video whore from her than anywhere else! And since the tape is mentioned in Borat she was pretty sure they would hear about it.

“I knew kids were going to watch the film and there was a reference to the tape in the movie and they’re that age and, you know, people are going to start saying things,” Anderson said. “I just said, ‘Look, Mommy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and you’re probably going hear about something at school.’”

First of all - I doubt having sex with their father is the worst thing Pam is going to have to explain to her kids.  But is it really wise to let your kids think that’s what married couples do?! These boys will never be able to sit through a wedding without a serious case of immature giggles.

But my bigger issue is the fact that she was pretty sure the boys would find out after watching Borat. Why would she care about her kids finding out about a sex tape if she doesn’t care about her 11 and 12-year-old watching movies like Borat?!?!

She really is Mother Of The Year!

This just proves that Child Protective Services fails on a fairly regular basis.

Tig

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Russell Brand and Katy Perry make out at the airport. GROSS!

Friday, October 16th, 2009

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Damn you Katy Perry! Right now, because of you and your fame whoring slutface ways, my dear friend Tig is over at her desk, softly weeping. Katy was caught “snogging” her new boyfriend and Tigs main celeb crush Russell Brand at LAX airport.

Here’s the deal kids. Katy Perry is that chick that wants constant male attention. She gains fame and notoriety by coming out with a song about how she likes kissing chicks, because we all know men love that trait in a gal! You know, when that bullshit song came out, every dude I know, metal-heads, jocks, stoners, hippies, blue collar types, all of them, including my husband LOVED that song. GEE, I wonder why!? It couldn’t have been for its amazing musical composition or badass beat could it have? OH NO. We know why. Katy is a slut.

So Russell Brand declares his want for Katy at the VMA’s just like every other male and what does she do? She jumps right on the train. Russell Brand is known for garnering attention, and hey what a great way to get more attention Katy!? She is fucking him only because he showed interest on national TV. She is a fame fucker. She is nauseating. Tig, I stress to you again, this is not built to last my love! Eventually he will tire of her and move on.  When he does dump her for something much hotter, she will make out with another girl for more attention from men and find another guy to drool over her for a bit. A pitiful bitch. How sad to be so insecure!

-Bitty

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Megan Fox is a complete tool. Really, she is.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

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My husband, we will call him Biz, is completely ga-ga over Megan Fox. I understand of course, she is gorgeous, yeah, right, we know. She knows too. Oh lord she knows. This lil fucktard thinks she is so special and elite now, that she just runs her mouth without any filter, tact, or thought into what she is doing. Now she is attacking her director from Tansformers, AGAIN. Well as we all know, Megan thinks her shit doesn’t stink, so she instead lets the stink come out of her mouth. Here is this tid bit Megan gave Wonderland Magazine, via The LA Times for you all to enjoy.

 

He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant. Shia and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do.”

 

What a condescending bitch. She may be beautiful, but her mind is completely rotten. Bitch, why don’t you bite the hand that feeds you? Great idea ya fuckin idiot! I hate this type of shit. I really do. It like the people that become superstars thanks to American Idol, then, after 2-3 years of fame, talk shit about the show. Yeaaah, that makes sense, diss the show that brought you into the spotlight, that fulfilled your dreams and made you a famous rich bitch. If it weren’t for that show you would still be a bartender or a receptionist with big dreams of making it BIG with your BIG voice. I have never understood this, dissing the roots of where all your success and fame grew from. As for Megan and my husband’s adoration for her…Biz, my darling, at least my crush isn’t a self obsessed holier than thou snatch. Love you! J

 -Bitty

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