She kills me!

Can we cut to Sharon Osborne circa 1980-1999?!?!?

Ohhhhh that’s right, she looks a bit like a hairy asshole herself.

Give me a break Sharon, we can’t all make millions off our husbands and afford to spend $100,000 on an entirely new body!

Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Sharon, but I hate it when people forget where they come from. I have a funny feeling that Susan Boyle will take some of the MILLIONS she’s making off of her NUMBER ONE selling album and spruce her up image a bit. Or her agent will hire a stylist and stage a make-over intervention.

I agree that Susan Boyle isn’t exactly beauty pageant material. But aren’t we supposed to embrace the originals in life and NOT the imitators?!

In case you aren’t sure what Susan Boyle looks like -

Tig

On Amazon.com that is.

For the past four days Susan Boyle has held the top seling CD spot. Above the Beatles, Whitney Houston and other Mega-greats! The break out star of “Britain’s Got Talent” can sit back, pet her kitty and rake in the cash.

This only solidifies my belief that she sold her soul to Bast, the Egyptian cat god! Seriously, is there any other explination?! I hate to be catty (pardon the pun) but how else did that voice land in this woman?!

Ok.. this is where I admit that I am SO buying this album! (ok, maybe I’ll just burn the copy that my mom buys)

Just in case you haven’t had the pleasure or surprise of actualy hearing Susan belt it out, here’s a clip just for you… PS -- be sure to watch for Simon’s “awwww heaven” face at the 1:28 mark.. So UN-Simonesque

www.youtube.com/watch?v=deRF9oEbRso

Tig