Seriously – those misshapen nipples are freaking me out!

Anyway – It looks like the Tiger bashing hasn’t quite fizzled out just yet. In a new article in Vanity Fair, we get a very uncensored view of the golf pro/man whore.

According to Buzz Bissinger, Tiger has always been a tool – he was just really good at hiding it for a while. A few clips from the article?! You’re going to love these -

“What I can’t figure out is why so many good-looking women hang around baseball and basketball. Is it because, you know, people always say that, like, black guys have big dicks?”

Love it right?! This one is even better! Bissinger tells Vanity Fair readers that Tiger had quite a way with the ladies, entertaining them with gems like -

He rubbed the tips of his shoes together and then asked the women, “What’s this?” Woods then replied. “It’s a black guy taking off his condom.”

BEAUTIFUL!

This article is a must read!

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The Thanksgiving weekend is stressful for most families, but Tiger Woods’ wild family fiasco landed him in the tabloids. We aren’t exactly sure what happened yet. And, to be quite honest, we might never know everything. But it sounds like either way it was a wild weekend for the golf pro and his model wifey.

Tiger claims he was just leaving the house for a quick spin (at 2:30am) when he became distracted and hit a fire hydrant and a tree. He then lost consciousness when his wife came to the rescue, breaking windows with a golf club to free her man from the wreckage.

Of course, there is another version -

According to TMZ, Tiger called a buddy and told him that Elin found out he was dippin his clubs in another woman’s water hazard and went a little postal. He told his pal that Elin attacked him and clawed his face before he hoped in the car and she chased him down. Tiger then told his friend that she chased him down, struck the car with the club, smashed the windows and distracted him, causing the accident.

So far, Tiger and his wife have denied the Florida Highway Patrol an informational interview 3 times. So the FHP is seeking a warrant for the power to investigate further. It sounds like the cops want to know if this was a domestic violence case about as bad as we do!

And let’s be honest - Elin totally looks like the kind of chick that would flip with the quickness to “white trash” mode upon finding out her bank account/husband was sneaking around. 

We’ll just have to wait and see!

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