Posts Tagged ‘Tom Cruise’

As If Scientology Wasn’t Creepy Enough Already

Monday, November 9th, 2009

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 Considering a religious path down the Xenu trail? Well, before you get too excited you should probably read on.

Marc Headly, a former Scientologist, is releasing a tell all book regarding his time in the umm, organization, and it seems that Tom Cruise-a-thons were a regular part of the indoctrination.

Even though newspapers and televisions are banned from the complex, the followers are often called into a great hall to watch highly edited Tom Cruise media bytes – a way to encourage the faithful to flourish and remain loyal to the cause.

Can you just imagine?! Being rounded up like cattle to watch clips of Tom Cruise acting like the crazy he is and actually thinking to yourself, “I wanna be like that guy right there – he really seems to be working the program!”?!

Yeah – me either, I think I’ll politely pass!

Headly also goes on to reveal a few little known “facts” regarding Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman’s divorce. He claims that Nicole must remain silent about her experience with Scientology if she wants to continue to have access to her children. He explains –

“If you want to leave Scientology and publicly announce it, then you run a high risk of being branded a suppressant person – You will not be able to speak to your mother or your children or you family members again if they are still part of Scientology.”

That makes a lot of sense, I mean – I have always wondered why she has never come out and said ANYTHING. But I’d keep mum too, if it would cost me my kids. And we all know that Tom is the right kind of crazy for that kind of mess!

The book is called “Blown For Good” and it sounds like there is a lot more insider views of the semi-mysterious “religion.” I just MIGHT have to pick this one up!

Tig

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A Lesson In Back Peddling With Bronson Pinchot

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

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This is so funny!

A few days ago Bronson Pinchot gave an interview with The Onion’s A.V. Club. During this fun little interview Bronson decided to let everyone know how he felt about a couple of his former co-stars.

According to Bronson, Tom Cruise is a serious homophobic – incapable of going 5 minutes without bringing up his dislike of the “happy” people. For some reason he felt like this was a harsh thing to say so he decided to release this comment yesterday to clarify-

“Coming straight out of the world of theater, as essentially all the supporting male actors did, where homophobic language was not heard, I remember thinking [Cruise's] use of it was remarkable and excessive – However, it is also true to say, in hindsight, that for a 20 year-old with no background in theater, such language is actually unremarkable. Which I did not know at 23.”

Way to say, “He was a homophobe – but it’s cool cuz he was just young” hahaha Too funny!! How is that better?!?!?!

 

In the original interview he also told us how awful it was to work with Denzel Washington. Telling the A.V. Club that Denzel was so terrible to work with that he considered quitting the movie because of the emotional abuse he endured. And this is his idea of AMMENDING his earlier comment –

“I regret my choice of words there,” Pinchot said. “[I] would like to amend my statement by saying I found his willingness to be ungenerous, unkind, knowingly hurtful both mentally and physically to myself and the crew to be the saddest misuse of stardom I have ever experienced or hope to experience.”

 

Ummm.. Bronson – that’s actually worse than what you said originally. But I LOVE it!

 

I think more stars should give back handed apologies, screw this PC “we all love each other” crap that publicist want them to say.


It’s WAY more fun!!

Tig

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Tom Cruise gives his wife fashion tips.

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

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Big shocker, we already know Tom Cruise is flaming! I wish he would just embrace the inner rainbow and let Katie Holmes go! In an interview Katie gave Elle magazine, she shared this little nugget of endearment..

“He usually likes everything, but sometimes I’ll walk out and he’ll say, ‘I think that dress might be wearing you. You don’t need that,’” she says. “Tom has great taste!”

Um. Yeah. That’s nice. Your like his personal Barbie. I need not say more. Poor girl…

-Bitty

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Tom Cruise is a C*cksucker, and I’m not talking about his sexual preference.

Saturday, August 29th, 2009

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This picture says it all. His face says “I own all of you!” while her face is saying “Will I survive if I jump of this fast train to crazytown?”

Seriously – is it just me or do they always seem to be wearing some varying degree of these expressions?

According to an article in In Touch Weekly, Tom has now taken to riding Katie about her weight. I can almost hear it. “Listen Sweetcakes, here’s how it goes, lose the chub or I take the kid. I did it to Nicole and I can do it to you too!” (Kinda explains why Nicole is so thin huh, like some crazy brainwashing that never wore off) So Katie stays on the train, and I wouldn’t be suprised if paps click some shots of her taking a jog next week too.

*FUN FACT ALERT*

Did you know that the children that Tom Cruise adopted with then wife Nicole Kidman call Katie “mom” and refer to their mother as Nicole? Pretty neat huh! How much do you want to bet that wasn’t Katie’s idea?!

Tig

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