Posts Tagged ‘Too Funny’

Nicole And Joel – Still Livin’ In Sin!

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

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I just love that saying! Don’t mind me….

Yesterday, as Nicole Richie appeared in court to petition for a restraining order against her stalker, she was giving testimony when her lawyer referred to Joel Madden as “your husband.” 

Nicole raised a few eyebrows since he was allowed to continue without being corrected by her. This, of course, led to the 73rd round of  ”Nicole and Joel are married” posts.

But, BIG SURPRISE, it’s simply not so!

Richie has once again denied the rumors. And, as a result of the couples non-nuptialated state, the restraining order only covers Nicole and the kids and leaves poor Joel to fend for himself!

So, there you have it kids – the are STILL not married. You can move along now- nothing to see here.. still.

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Dennis Rodman Walks Out On $5,000 Bar Tab

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

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Dennis Rodman was introduced to Germany’s finest after bouncin’ on a HUGE bar tab. His limo was stopped as he left his hotel and he was forced to pay for the drinks or face arrest. He cut a check to avoid jail time, but his rep is claiming that it’s all just a big misunderstanding.

At first Rodman claimed that he was under the impression that the hotel would take care of the bill, but now his rep is claiming that it wasn’t even Rodman’s bill at all! He says that the basketball player/freak show was attending a party and was unaware of the bill until he was forced to pay it.

Can you imagine – driving away, getting pulled over by the cops and being forced to write a check for $7,000 (he paid some fee’s to avoid legal trouble)?!?

Is it just me or do the German cops sound more like the cops in Mexico? Maybe the global economy is worse than I thought!

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Brittney Is Into The Devil!!

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

britney_twitterThis is an actual screen shot of Brittney Spears’ Twitter page!

Do you follow Brittney? I do, I follow everyone!

I guess that Brittney is firing back about the lip syncing complaints coming out of Australia by devoting herself to Satan. Of course, even though it looks like she has drifted to the dark side, I have a feeling this is the work of Twitter hackers.

But it’s still pretty damn funny! It would explain a few things – like the head shaving stuff.. just sayin!

Speaking of Twitter – do you Follow CelebSolicit on Twitter yet?! You SHOULD!!

www.Twitter.com/celebsolicit

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Taylor Swift On SNL – Throws Kisses To Taylor Lautner and Teases Kanye

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

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The two Taylor’s have been spotted together on a fairly regular basis lately. Of course, there has been a lot of speculation regarding a possible love connection between the young stars. During the opening monologue of her appearance on SNL this weekend Taylor Swift helped fuel the flames by throwing out a kiss to Lautner.  In her “Monologue Song (La la la)” she sang –

“If you wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from ‘Twilight,’”

Then stared into the camera and whispered “Hi Taylor,” before blowing a kiss – and continued, “I’m not going to comment on that”

I think that’s adorable!

She also had a couple of bodyguards (SNL cast members Andy Samberg and Jason Sudeikis) join her on stage to make sure there wasn’t another unfortunate Kanye appearance. They stood behind her, fiddling with earpieces and a sketch of the possible perpetrator. Too funny!

Taylor also took on a hilarious spoof on Twilight. Switching the romantic male lead to a very misunderstood Frankenstein, and she also played a dead-on Kate Gosselin.

This girl is great – I’m glad that we just keep seeing more of her!

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Soccer Is WAY More Hardcore Than I Thought!

Friday, November 6th, 2009

This bitch is a bad ass!!

Seriously, I never knew that soccer players were so damn violent! Sheesh girl, calm down! It’s just a game! I mean, this shit is funner to watch than girl fights on YouTube! She means business!!

And my daughter wants me to let her play this crazy ass game -- yeah right.. there is no way my sweet little angel princess is stepping on the field with loonies like this!

But really -- I can see why the sport is gaining in poularity, I mean, where else can a guy go watch chiks knock each other down and pull each other’s hair without getting slapped by his wife?!

It’s kinda hot -- I have to admit it.

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Kristen Stewart Says F*ck Off To.. Well.. Everyone!

Friday, November 6th, 2009

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Kristen Stewart is tired of the Robsten rumors and she’s letting her “Fuck off” flag fly.

When asked about her “relationship” with Twilight saga co-star Robert Pattinson, Kristen let’s Entertainment Weekly know that she is beyond tired of the question by channeling her inner trucker.

“I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it – But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f—ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?’”

“I’ve thought about this a lot – There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’ I’m just trying to keep something – If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor, I’d be like ‘F— off!’ I would answer the exact same way.”

I love that she isn’t your typical PC Hollywood starlet. I think, by now, I would be pretty sick of the question too. I don’t even think anyone asks either of them anything else anymore.

I still think they’re doin it.

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Lady Gaga Kills A Photographer

Friday, November 6th, 2009

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K, so that might be a slight stretch of the truth….

But a photographer DID die after taking pictures of the singer/freak show in New York on Tuesday. It seems that Gaga walked down the runway during an event at Cipriani 42ndStreet wearing another of her signature outrageous outfits, and the photographer, A.J. Sokalner, was there to catch shots of the show.

Apparently he got more than he bargained for when he suffered a massive heart attack while packing up his equipment.

The agency that employed poor A.J., ACE Pictures denies that Lady Gaga had anything to do with his heart condition. The told Access Hollywood –

“He finished shooting [the event], he was packing up his cameras and he died of what is believed to be a fairly major heart attack – The event was finished, he wasn’t on the ladder, it was nothing to do with Gaga.”

They also claim that he had a history of poor health recently.

I liked the story better when he died from the shock of Lady Gaga’s crazy outfit. Damn it..

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It’s Official, Jon Gosselin Is A Cry Baby

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

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Not that we didn’t already kinda know this, but now it’s officially confirmed.

During an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman decided to discuss their relationship. However, it quickly became apparent that the couple is anything but solid right now.

At one point they even began arguing openly when Hailey stated that she didn’t want to discuss their problems on national television (right, since their relationship has been so private this far) and Jon replied with “now it’s public.”

This is how the rest of the interview played out-

Jon starts – “This whole thing’s uncomfortable – I don’t like it. I mean, you’re telling me out there that you love me and you want to be with me, and then you…”

Hailey cuts in with – “I do love you, and you tell me you love me we would love each other and we want to be with each other, but it’s not healthy!”

To which Jon replies – “I’m not talking anymore,” (which is the exact same thing my 10 year old says when she is mad)

Things really went to shit when Hailey thought it would be a good idea to bring up the kids by asking if Jon wanted to “be a more honest person” for them –

Jon responded by taking off his mic and stomping off set.

I don’t blame the guy – I mean, it must really suck to be sold out by your partner in grime!

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Some Lucky Bastard Got To Punch Kim Kardashian For Charity

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

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I think this should become the new trend in celebrity fund raising! I KNOW there are plenty of people that would pay HUGE stacks of cash to lay hands on a few of today’s rich and famous.

 In an attempt to raise money for the Dream Foundation, the Kardashians decided to take bids from the public for a chance to step in the ring with one of the Kardashian clan. It seems that one lucky bidder took the match a little more serious than Kim expected.

She walked out of the ring with a nasty shiner and bit of a deflated ego. She of course took to her blog to console herself and drum up a little sympathy afterwards.

Honestly – she deserves NONE. She was stupid enough to offer up the chance to take a swing at her – does she really not hear herself when she speaks? Does she not know that MOST of us can’t stand her and would love the chance to Take-Her-Down-To-China-Town?!

Obviously not! This is what she had to say on her blog-

“I didn’t want to let the charity down, so I decided to get in the ring. My girl was a good sport, but she was tough! I knew I had to do it for charity, since that’s what it was all about, but man, my girl could throw a punch! Look at my black eye!!!”

Like I said, this should become the new fad in fund raising throughout Hollywood – specifically, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton.. well you get the idea.

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Would You Pay $43,000 For The Racing Lazy-Boy?

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

EasyChairRiderWell somebody was willing to.

The Proctor County Police Dept. posted the chair on eBay hoping to raise money for the county. The bidding got up to over $43k before the ad was pulled. I guess Lazy-Boy didn’t like the chair being sold under it’s name and forced eBay to end the auction.

BUT- never fear! The Proctor County Police have promised to re-post the ad under a different name. So get your check book ready, you will soon be able to get in on the bidding!

I wonder how Dennis LeRoy, the creator of the chair, feels about his dream machine being sold off to the highest bidder?

I would be pissed! How is he supposed to get to the store for beer when he gets out??

Poor Dennis.

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