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I’m Gonna Throw Up – Katy Perry and Russell Brand Engaged

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010
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And I thought that 2010 was going to be a better year!

So far we’ve had another tragic celebrity death and now this – the engagement of my nightmares!

So we all know that Russell and Katy have been vacationing in India, Katy has been posting pics of the adventure all week.  By the way, I find it interesting when celebs take far away vacations to escape the “grind” but still have to post pictures on Twitter to stay in the news! Anyway – according to “sources close to the couple”, Russell officially popped the question to a fame hungry Katy and, of course, she said yes. So those reports of Russell ring shopping earlier this month turned out to be correct.

I love Russell and everything – but I have to admit, his relationship with Katy has made me lose interest and I am off to find a new shame-crush. *sniff* (At least my husband will be happy!)

So yeah – congrats to the happy couple!! BLEH

Tig

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Would You Pay $12,000 To Hang With Jon Gosselin??

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

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If you said no, (please GOD tell me you said no) don’t invite him to your next party then, cuz this Bad Daddy doesn’t come cheap!

According to Tampa radio station 93.9 FLZ, a rep for Jon stated that the “star” requires a fee in the $10,000-$12,000 range – and that was just for a radio interview.

The station claims that they offered him first class airfare and hotel accommodations, but Jon needs more than a comfy place to sleep – he has 180,000 stolen dollars that a judge is making him pay back to Kate!

This cracks me up! The next time I get a request to show up somewhere (like the doctor’s office or work tomorrow) I’m going to demand an appearance fee! If it works for that nobody Jon, it will work for me too, right?!

The sad part of this – he’s making appearances, so he must be collecting the fee.

Such a joke.

Tig

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Ummm Meg.. What Did You Do To Your Face Hunny??

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Since you probably didn’t even realize that you were watching a movie trailer, I’ll tell you it’s for Meg Ryan’s new flick Serious Moonlight. I don’t blame you for missing that, since you were probably just hypnotized by the huge lips stuck to Meg’s semi-gloss, clay face.

When did that become the look?? Why do women think this is sexy? Earth to Meg -- you might think you look 15 years younger, but you’re still playing the old wife that’s being replaced by the YOUNG, fresh mistress.

You don’t look younger, you look… well, creepy! I’m afraid of you now, is that what you were going for Hunny? Cuz, that’s what ya got! We could almost forgive the lips but then you had to go and throw in the stretch/plump combo on the forehead. *tisk tisk*

I had to watch the trailer like 7 times before I could get through the entire thing without being mind-crippled by her plasticine face. But the movie doesn’t even look funny. It just looks like Meg is playing herself, old and desperate to stay relevant. And we don’t even get the cute Meg we love - instead we get this animatronic version, like Meg 3.0!

At least Kristen Bell looks cute.

Tig

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The Hoff’s Gettin’ His Own Show

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

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Break out the bubbly bitches! It’s on now!

The big-wigs at A&E must be huffin the hairspray again, cuz they are trying to give David Hasselhoff his own reality show.

A rep for the network says – “We are discussing a possibility of doing a documentary series with David and his kids.”

And then just a couple days ago (even though it’s been deleted now) the Hoff’s daughter Hayley Tweeted – “The Hasselhoffs signed the deal with A&E ….. Get ready for it!”

Hasselhoff’s rep has said that it’s a little premature to discuss the show since nothing has been made official yet.

We can only hope that this is one of those Hollywood fantasies that actually comes true. We are dying to see the Hoff scream at his kids in a drunken rage, running around the house in his little red short shorts while pouring vodka down his throat. PRICELESS!

I say – bring it on A&E!

Tig

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Now It’s Personal!

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

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I can handle the pictures of them holding hands and walking around London. I can even handle the pictures of her leaving his damn apartment in the morning. But THIS?! Ohhh the sweet look on her face and, why does he have to look at her that way?!

What a shitty thing to wake up to.

It looks like this should-be fake relationship is gaining momentum. The couple has been seen gallivanting about town hand in hand, giggling and flirting with each other, on a more regular basis. And I HATE it!

I was willing to overlook the post VMA hook-up, I mean – I expect those kind of things from Mr. Brand. But this “getting serious” crap has got to end! I’m not saying that Russell can’t have a woman – I just prefer it when he has a LOT of them! It was funny when I thought he was going to hit and quit it – that’s the kind of girl Katy Perry is.. She isn’t “relationship” material, and he isn’t supposed have “relationships”.. just relations!

This type of behavior is above you Russell, I need to to be a pig, damn it.. 

*sigh*

Tig

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Say It Ain’t So!!!!

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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I might have to call in sick today to give myself time to grieve..

Today is a sad, sad day. For all of us that live and die by Courtney Love’s Tweet’s, a dark shadow has been cast upon us. Courtney has deleted her Twitter account…. I’ll give you a moment to get over the shock and tragedy of it all.

 This comes after Miley Cyrus deleted her account, but we don’t care about HER! I guess the two cancellations are unrelated, but we are all going to miss the cracked out tidbits of wonder that only Courtney can provide.

 It sounds like it’s due to a defamation case against her from fashion designer, Dawn Simorangkir. It seems she didn’t like it when Courtney called her a “nasty lying hosebag thief.” Courtney has also claimed the designer a was a drug dealer, a racist, an unfit mother and a homophobe on her Twitter and Myspace pages. Doesn’t Dawn know this is an honor?! Doesn’t she know that being graced with the wit and wisdom of Courtney is far more important than her reputation?!

 I for one am depressed and saddened.

 Tig

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Bad Dad Convention 2009

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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That’s right, Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan spent the weekend together. I’m sure they were just trading notes on how to be a shitty dad.

Seriously, what the hell is this about!? What could these two possibly have to say to one another? I have a feeling Jon called Michael and needed advice on how to deal with the impending drug addiction/fame-whoring that he sees in his children’s future. And really, who would be better at giving that advice than super dad Michael Lohan?

These two are actually perfectly suited for one another, I see a life-long bromance brewing here. Jon is great at ditching his kids to party and fame hunt, and Michael is great at driving his daughter to drugs then making bank on selling her sadness.

I’m predicting a new TLC reality series – “Michael & Jon = Wrong” 

Tig

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Katy and Russell Are Totally Doin’ It

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

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So, like I told you a day or two after the VMA’s, Russell Brand and Katy Perry were caught having a little after party make-out moment.

Well, they’re taking it to the next level by roaming around London hand-in-hand and taking exotic vacations on far away beaches.

So, I hear it goes like this – Katy and Russell got friendly after the VMA’s, then Russell sends Katy a funny little poem to let her know he’s smitten, and Katy sends back a picture of her tits with the word “poem” drawn on them. SO FUCKIN CLASSY!

Anyway- since Russell is a pig nasty freak-a-zoid her titty ca-ca’s totally won his heart.

I’m not too worried about this being a long term thing. I mean, Russell is well know for needing, well – variety, and Katy can’t seem to stay away from her on/off boy toy Travis McCoy (Gym Class Hero’s front man), this relationship is bound to fizzle out fast.

One word of advice to Katy – bring plums! Cuz the man LOVES his fruit!

Tig

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What The Crap Is This Mess?!

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Um, I think this is supposed to be Amy Winehouse trying to rap.

And you were buying that, “I’m sober now” bullshit! Hahahaha The jokes on YOU! Somebody needs to grab that mic and give her back a bottle of jack. Cuz -- damn.

Amy should stick to her day job (right now that’s producing records for her niece) and drop the microphone for good. This hot mess is tired and we are tired of her!

I’d feel bad for the girl if she didn’t seem to love herself so much.

*sigh*

Tig

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Roman Wants House Arrest

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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Lawyers are fighting to keep Roman in Zurich and want him out of jail.

They are petitioning the court to allow the sex offender to await trail or extradition in his private ski chalet.

Um, not cool! This guy has been on the run for a sex crime for the past 30 years. I think he has had plenty of time to relax, hit the slopes and, OH YEAH, make millions of dollars.

This makes me ill – throw the bastard behind bars and let him rot! Even if the then 13 year old victim has forgiven him he shouldn’t be allowed to get way with this.

Do your time Roman and be a man about it – oh wait, a real man wouldn’t have had sex with a drugged up CHILD – so never mind, it’s obviously beyond you.

Tig

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