Posts Tagged ‘whyareufamous’

Katie Price Is A Crappy Mom

Monday, September 28th, 2009

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Funny.. this outfit screams “My kids come first!”

Katie’s ex, Dwight Yorke, begs to differ! In his new book, ”Born To Score” he spills about how hellish life with Katie could be. He claims that she used to go out and party it up, get boozed and rowdy and come home belligerent on the regular.

How could he have been surprised that she would be too busy caring about herself to care about her child? How does he expect US to be surprised by this?! Um - we’ve seen her show dude.

Dwight says – “I challenged her about this lifestyle. She’d desperately wanted our baby but was this her idea of motherhood?” adding, “The woman is infuriating.”

Um duh.

Here’s a pic of Dwight Yorke, in case you’re not familiar.

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Tig

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This Hot Mess Makes A $100K An Episode.. WTF People?!

Monday, September 28th, 2009

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Can you believe this shit?! I for one am stunned – yeah.

The salary list for The Hillshas been “leaked”, and these little twats make far too much cash. Ranging from $45,000-$100,000 an episode, the top earners were Audrina Patridge, Lauren Bosworth and (our favorite douche bag supreme) Heidi Montag. Each bringing in $100,000 an episode a piece.

Side note- Spencer and Heidi also pull in $30,000 a piece for celebrity appreance fees. Bullshit – pure bullshit!

What kind of world do we live in where you can make this kind of money without ever actually doing anything?!

And for those of you that are just going to call me jealous – SO?!?!

*sigh*

Tig

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Heidi To Host “The View”

Friday, September 25th, 2009

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This is just another reason for me to hate Elizabeth Hasselbeck – *sigh*

Since the resident retard on The View is off on maternity leave the producers have had to fill her host shoes with some interesting choices.  Kate Gosselin (ugh) LaToya Jackson (WTF?!) and yes – our all time favorite celeb-reality retard- Heidi Montag.

Now – I’m not one to sit down and watch The View on purpose – so this really won’t bother me too much – but I know there are plenty of people that do, and I am NOT looking forward to Heidi being able to influence anyone with her idiot opinion.

My only hope is that Whoopie will find a way to talk shit every day. Lord knows she isn’t impressed with the Pratts. On the couples last visit to The View Whoopie had this to say to them -

“You better get yourselves together or you’re going to be in the street…You’re too old now. Last year it was cute. Now you’re adults,”

I think the “adult” part is pushing it – but yeah.

Tig

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Crap – Now She Has a Talk Show

Monday, September 21st, 2009

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Aren’t you excited!?

I thought she was sick of the media.. Now she wants to BE the media.

It all makes sense now – like the fat girls in Jr High. They hated on the skinny bitches – till they lost a few pounds and could fit in a mini skirt, then they were sitting at the skinny table at lunch – making fun of fat girls.

That’s Kate, the used-to-be-fat girl.

But what is she going to talk about!? Why does she get to have an opinion? It’s all going to go something like this, “You don’t think” -” you’re stupid”- “whatever”- “are you kidding me!?” All said in that snotty, nasal voice of hers.

Yeah – I’m exited too.

At least she found a way to make money and annoy us without using her kids. Those poor babies need a vacation from their parents. (So do the rest of us, for that matter!)

Tig

P.S. Yes – I did notice that I didn’t tell you when or where to find the show. Because nobody cares, and if you do – shame on you!

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Not Getting As Much Attention As Your Sisters – Get Married!

Friday, September 18th, 2009

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According to “sources” Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are gettin hitched! The Laker and the, ummm – fashion entrepreneur (I guess) haven’t been dating for more than a couple months – but they are ready to make it permanent.

And I guess they’re in a hurry because rumor has it they are planning on making it official in the next couple of weeks. The couple wants to be married with time for a honeymoon before Lamar starts training.

Now, some of my fellow gossip mongers are speculating that Khloe and Lamar are walking down the isle before the “baby bump” starts showing, but I am just going to PRAY that’s not the case.. Because really – the last thing we need is another one of those damn Kardashian’s toting around a toddler. Besides, I really just think this is a “please look at me now” move, so I’m gonna run with that.

So - Congrats  (I spose)

Tig

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One of These Things Is Not Like the Others

Monday, September 14th, 2009

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One of these things just DON’T belong – can you tell which thing is not like the others?

It’s LIL “STUPID ASS” MAMA!

What the hell was she doin onstage last night at the VMA’s?! Did you see Jay-Z wave her off? She must have caught Kanye fever and let the inner famewhore break through!

I’m not exactly a rap “fan”, but I was actually really enjoying Jay-Z and Alicia Keys performance and then, out of no damn where, Lil Mama’s obnouxious ass hops on stage and starts “thuggin” it up in Jay-Z’s face.  Anything for a little free air time – even if it means ruining Jay-Z’s much awaited come back.

Douche!

*sigh*

Tig

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Megan Fox really doesn’t deserve fame.

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

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See people? This is Megan Fox PRE op! Not as pretty was she? BITCH IS FAKE!! Ugh! OK, now post op, I admit it, I think Megan Fox is a beautiful, she had amazing surgeons. So yes she is gorgeous…0n the exterior. But its quite obvious not only from her own ridiculous comments and quotes, but from people who have worked with her, that she is a grade A BITCH.  Remember when Megan gave that interview calling Michael Bay “Hitler” and talking all kinds of other smack about him? Well some crew members from Transformers were irate enough about the interview and the blatant lies she spewed that they wrote an amazing letter in response to Megan. Its GREAT. It’s posted over at dlisted.com via Michael Bay’s website. I will post it below. This bitch is unbelievable…can’t wait until Tig sees it!

“This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!” I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.

But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!”

DAAAAAMN! They called you out bitch!!! And that quote about the pyramids…PRICELESS! If we were all so lucky to see something so amazing! The things this slut demands and says.  IDIOT!!

-Bitty

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Hailey Kicks Jon to the Curb!!

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

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Wasn’t it like 5 minutes ago that Jon was telling America how great Hailey was, how he “loves her more than Kate”, how she is “So supportive and blah blah blah…”

I don’t hate Jon for leaving his wife, I just hate him for talking about it all the damn time. We get it, she was a haggard raggedy bitch and she treated you like a sackless tool.  I’d have left her too!! It’s cool dude, just shut up already!

Apparently Hailey was sick of hearing it too, she called quits-ies, grabbed her Ed Hardy hat-hoodie-sunglasses sets and left. Actually it was the pool party in Vegas and a few less than platonic texts that pissed her off.

A “source” tells InTouch -

“When Jon came back, he said very little to Hailey, but his phone spilled the details,” the friend tells In Touch. “He had several text messages and photos taken with girls, including a showgirl. Hailey was shocked that he didn’t bother to delete any of it from his phone.”

It sounds like Vegas wasn’t the only place that Jon was less than faithful either-

“He would go out and return wearing totally different clothes,” the close friend explains. “Hailey would question Jon about it, and he’d just say he had spilled a drink on himself.” Hailey also believes that Jon collects numbers from the adoring female fans who line the fence at the Reading, Pa., home he shares with his estranged wife, Kate. ”

I hate to break it to ya Sweet Pea, but when a married man “uses” you to leave his wife, you don’t get to be surprised when he then turns around and finds someone else to “use” after you. That’s why “Ladies” don’t mess with married men.. (Doesn’t Hailey have a mommy to tell her these things?) *sigh*

Maybe this will humble Jon enough to just shush for a while.. we can hope.

Tig

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Grey’s Anatomy is a Happier Place Without Heigl

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

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We have all heard that “Catty” Katherine Heigl will begin filming the romantic comedy Life As We Know It this month. (Because we just can’t go 8 minutes without another shitty romantic comedy) and according to BettyConfidential, some of the cast is doing the happy dance about her absence, which should last over a month.

“To say they’re breathing a sigh of relief is a nice way to put it,” an insider tells us. “They even hope that filming on the set of her movie is delayed so she misses more time.”

And, after all the shit that has fallen out of her mouth in regards to the ABC show, is anyone really surprised?! I for one wouldn’t mind if she never graced ANY screen again. I’ve never been fond of the “Sniff my shit.. no really, it doesn’t stink” club members in Hollywood, and she is the new Chairman of the Board.

Just shut up and act!

By the way – google Katherine sometime, that bitch has a TON of titty-ish pics out there.. who knew?! And umm.. who would want them??

Tig

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Aubry O’Day is a Puppy Packin Nazi!

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

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Ok, maybe not. But she does think Hitler was “Brilliant”

For some unknown reason the Sean Hannity Show decided to ask Aubry O’day to come share her opinions on politics and other world topics. Apparently they were unaware that she is afflicted with the same diarrhea of the mouth as Megan Fox. Totally incapable of stopping herself from looking like an ass.

On Monday nights show she made some fairly curious remarks regarding Fidel Castro.

As someone who has met [Castro]… I met him and worked with him while I was in Cuba. I’m not defending his behavior, but in many instances, but I do have to say, I will 100% agree, he’s an incredibly brilliant man, he has outlived tons of our Presidents,”

When Sean Hannity asked her what the blue fuck she meant by that she went on to clarify – “I’m sure many murderers are brilliant people”

He then asked her how she felt about Hilter and she got all mushy about the Fuhrer and said ”

“I don’t condone Hitler one ounce, but yes, he was a brilliant man,” she said. “He ran a country and convinced everyone of horrible things.”

Hannity was left shaking his head and made a quick cut to the next segment.

This has quite a few members of the Jewish community up in arms – however, Aubry is standing by her comments and by letting us know she should be respected for being a ”a 25-year-old pop star liberal who had the courage to go on FOX News against three 60-year-old republicans and have an opinion.”

Ohhhh well in that case – you should be commended for being a moron and being willing to prove it on national television.

*cough-Dumbass-cough*

Tig

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